04/09/2026
This disturbs me but needs must!
IMPORTANT NEWS JUST IN❗️
We have managed to sneak into Mark’s lair and without waking him have stolen a pair of his underpants.
That is not the important part though, you may need to sit down for this……….
We’re going to raffle them off at Bullstock this Sunday 6 September.
Only a quid a ticket for the chance to own a part of history.
If you see Mark DO NOT MENTION THIS!
He only owns two pairs and one of you lucky bastards will be the new owner of one pair this Sunday.
Get a ticket for Bullstock via the link below 👇👇 and then come and find us to get your raffle tickets for this once in a lifetime opportunity.
Who needs a massive house in the Cotswolds? F**k that, I WANT TO OWN MARK’S UNDERPANTS!!
Gamble responsibly of course, we do only have one pair and I suspect that Mark is going to be beefing up security at the lair once he realises that he’s been robbed.
Oh …. Also, some slightly less coveted raffle prizes will be posted later on tonight .
See you there 🤘🤘🤘