The Hooch

The Hooch A chilled-out, funky wee Bar & Cafe with the best views in town of our beautiful Quayside. Available for private hire

14/09/2026

A little reminder of our September Offer!

We’re hanging on to the last days of Summer with our favourite tropical cocktail ‘California Dreamin’ for only £7 throughout September!

10/09/2026

Gurulogic … would love to host em xx Anyone in Toon this good ? Call me 😂😂 I’d even let him smoke and pay the fine 😂

THIS FRIDAYDanny Gofton Danny Gofton will be spinning some Funk, Soul, Hip Hop, Latin & Giant Steps with a dash of Sals...
09/09/2026

THIS FRIDAY
Danny Gofton Danny Gofton will be spinning some Funk, Soul, Hip Hop, Latin & Giant Steps with a dash of Salsoul & more from 7pm

AUGUST OFFER: ‘The H***h’ cocktail only £7 all month!

To book a table, simply head to our website www.thehoochnewcastle.com, walk-ins welcome too!

THIS WEEK @ The H***hTHURSDAYOur resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning some funky, chilled tunes ...
08/09/2026

THIS WEEK @ The H***h

THURSDAY
Our resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning some funky, chilled tunes perfect for Thursday evenings

FRIDAY
We welcome back Danny Gofton from 7pm spinning a mix of Funk, Soul , Hip Hop, Giant Steps, Latin and more from 7pm

SATURDAY:
Our resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning some Soul, Funk, Disco & more 7pm.

SUNDAY:
Our resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning Soul music from the 80’s today from 4pm.

SEPTEMBER OFFER: ‘California Dreamin’ cocktail only £7 all month!

To book a table, simply head to our website www.thehoochnewcastle.com, walk-ins welcome too!

Tonight! We welcome back Miranda B from 7pm spinning a mix of Rare grooves, Soul records and a couple of oddities. Miran...
04/09/2026

Tonight!
We welcome back Miranda B from 7pm spinning a mix of Rare grooves, Soul records and a couple of oddities. Miranda Blake

SEPTEMBER OFFER: ‘California Dreamin’ cocktail only £7 all month!

To book a table, simply head to our website www.thehoochnewcastle.com, walk-ins welcome too!

Coming up this Thursday 3rd SeptemberThe 3rd instalment of our new monthly night ‘33/45’ 33/45 This month with guest Dj ...
02/09/2026

Coming up this Thursday 3rd September

The 3rd instalment of our new monthly night ‘33/45’ 33/45

This month with guest Dj from 7pm

Expect Soul, Jazz, Hip Hop, World Music & more, plus our new September drink offer ‘California Dreamin’ cocktail for only £7 and out regular offer of a Cheeseboard for 2 with a bottle of McGuigan Red or White for only £30

Book a table via our website (link in bio) Walk-ins Welcome too

THIS WEEK @ The H***hTHURSDAYThe next instalment of ‘33/45’ 33/45 . First Thursday of every month with guest Djs spinnin...
01/09/2026

THIS WEEK @ The H***h

THURSDAY
The next instalment of ‘33/45’ 33/45 . First Thursday of every month with guest Djs spinning a mix of Soul, Jazz, World & Hip Hop. This month’s we welcome

FRIDAY
We welcome back Miranda B from 7pm spinning a mix of Rare grooves, Soul records and a couple of oddities. Miranda Blake

SATURDAY:
Our resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning some Soul, Funk, Disco & more 7pm.

SUNDAY:
Our resident Dj Warren T (Of H***hie Coochie) will be a spinning Soul music from the 80’s today from 4pm.

SEPTEMBER OFFER: ‘California Dreamin’ cocktail only £7 all month!

To book a table, simply head to our website www.thehoochnewcastle.com, walk-ins welcome too!

01/09/2026

Our September offer - we’re hanging on to the last days of Summer with our favourite tropical cocktail ‘California Dreamin’ for only £7 throughout September!

Open BH Monday 10-6 . In Italy at mo so had to have an EM . Not a patch on ours ….
30/08/2026

Open BH Monday 10-6 . In Italy at mo so had to have an EM . Not a patch on ours ….

Address

81 Quayside
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE13DE

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10am - 3pm
Wednesday 9am - 3pm
Thursday 10am - 11pm
Friday 10am - 12am
Saturday 10am - 12am
Sunday 10am - 9pm

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