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The Chintz Symposium A wine bar/arts centre serving up the best wines, the tastiest sharing boards and the most inter
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Halloween Build well on the way !! Only 10 tix left till we sell out… May be space for walk ins after midnight / 1 but n...
30/10/2026

Halloween Build well on the way !! Only 10 tix left till we sell out… May be space for walk ins after midnight / 1 but no guarantee!

Sienna Holihan

Times are a changing. We’ll still be here, just making some changes to the space and how we put on events.Thanks to ever...
24/10/2026

Times are a changing. We’ll still be here, just making some changes to the space and how we put on events.

Thanks to everyone for supporting us over the years ! We’re excited to reopen and have a fresh start.

RIP Underland

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For this exclusive event at Chintz , Suyaman partners with Lil’ Joey’s Smash Burgers. Celebrate the official launch of t...
22/10/2026

For this exclusive event at Chintz , Suyaman partners with Lil’ Joey’s Smash Burgers. Celebrate the official launch of the brand-new Zobo Beer—a Nigerian-inspired pale ale—alongside smash burgers seasoned with Suyaman’s signature Suya Shaker and bespoke West African cocktails. The evening will feature Afrobeats and high-energy sets from  DJ Karum Cooper.

Tunde Tejumola is the founder and culinary force behind Suyaman, a dynamic movement dedicated to celebrating West African food and culture. From collaborations with major cultural hubs like Soho House, and Nike to live cooking demos at the Falmouth Food Festival, Tunde passionately showcases traditional Nigerian flavours and heritage through immersive culinary experiences, festival pop-ups, and bespoke collaborations.

16/10/2026

𝕳𝕺𝕷𝖄 𝕳𝕰𝕷𝕷 - 𝔖𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔶 31𝔰𝔱 𝔒𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 - 𝕹𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞

DRESS CODE : Anyone Dead, Angels, Demons, Deities

2012 was just a decoy, judgement day is upon us ! On the 31st October 2026, the veil will be lifted, and all shall bare the awe and pain before their creators. Which eternity shall you be damned to ? ⚡️🔥

Up in the lofty clouds of the CHINTZ, the golden gates to the never ending house party in HEAVEN will be glittering and open to those whose souls weigh less than a feather. Meet the hosts… the vinyl disco sensation who have been manning the soundtrack to the great gig in the sky since the dawn of time… none other than - cooking up a tropical storm of outer-national grooves from the four corners of the globe. If you’re up here you party with the VIPs, classic legends like Pythagoras, Heath Ledger, and Jimi Hendrix are notorious for spending decades in the same fascinating conversations, with infinite w**es and feasts at their booths. There really is nothing more to say, heaven awaits… for some!

Lest we forget, that the hipsters, satan worshipers and fascist pigs will be shuffled along and pushed into the fiery pits of eternal damnation ie… UNDERLAND. Some like hot, and to be fair, hell gets a bad rep, more than it deserves. An emporium of fire, kink and debauchery, where the records spin backwards at the helm of doom by none other than satan himself… The Cosmic Funk Daddy 👹 (.gsound). Soundtracking HELL since 1984 (when his predecessor was exorcised) this demon brings you on a journey through trance like rhythms, chugging acid baselines and bangers that are literally too hot to handle. There are no rules here, remember if hell is chosen for you, your more than a sinner… you are a rebel to the straight and narrow, your not square you are fluid, your a little devil !

Come, fair people of Falmouth, and join us in the afterlife. Where the entire courtyard will be transformed into a world you won’t recognise.

9:00 PM - 3:30 AM // Saturday 31st October // :)

SEE YOU IN PURGATOR

A one off night of wonderment. Cue the candles, pints, reels and jigs for a late night folk session in underland. Hosted...
15/10/2026

A one off night of wonderment. Cue the candles, pints, reels and jigs for a late night folk session in underland. Hosted by isaac.i.ockenden and Luke Lowry (Ó Labhradha) on the 24th October, 10 till 1 AM. Bringing folk energy this building hasn’t seen in perhaps centuries. All players get a free pint of ale 🍺

OOPS ! Crashed my car into a bridge, and turned the amps to full tilt grit. Needless to drop, huge garage rock bangers a...
12/10/2026

OOPS ! Crashed my car into a bridge, and turned the amps to full tilt grit. Needless to drop, huge garage rock bangers all over the place, psych yourself up or coming along if you can’t. It’s all vinyl, real dust and real grooves. Shakedown, no mop tops.

THIS FRIDAY ! FREE ! 9:30 - 1:00

Happy Birthday to our manager extraordinaire. Dirty 30 today! Shape weaver, miracle arranger, stock exchanger, bar staff...
11/10/2026

Happy Birthday to our manager extraordinaire. Dirty 30 today!

Shape weaver, miracle arranger, stock exchanger, bar staff changer.

We salut you for all your hard work, patience (carrying home kirran on multiple nights) and general legendaryness.

There’s a warm tap water on the house from us ❤️❤️

11/10/2026

FREE ENTRY !
From the river Fal, the acid psych folk trio Pallet produce a kaleidoscopic sound and interweaving melodies taken from the four corners of our beautiful globe and beyond. Mike Brett (Bass) and Andrew Hockey (Guitar/Vocals) have played together for over 15 years before Eric (Drums) met Mike over a garden wall and soon joined him and Andy to form “Pallet”.

Support from the Diamond Family Archive. In the past years The Diamond Family Archive have played shows in Austria, Belgium, France, Germany, Holland, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, USA and the UK. This mesmerising act play a hybrid of traditional folk wrapped in melancholic psychedelic soundscapes that paint picturesque portraits of the English countryside.

Post gig DJ set by Pallets bassist, and one half of Citrus Night, DJ EasyJet, for an unfiltered vinyl set to keep the room moving.

Sister Dangerous Productions are bringing you a vinyl DJ collective that are shaking things up here with all things funk...
10/10/2026

Sister Dangerous Productions are bringing you a vinyl DJ collective that are shaking things up here with all things funk, gospel, latin and disco ! Featuring the legend Greg Belson

08/10/2026

Do you like Disco? We’ve got you covered for a double headline live band and DJ whirlwind of a night. Featuring ‘Cavolo Nero’, a psychedelic groove band from The Netherlands, blending exotic rhythms with modern club influences and psychedelia.

Cavolo Nero is the ingredient for all kinds of Tuscan specialties, but also a six-piece band from Utrecht. The brand new project was born out of love for afrobeat and groove-oriented music. With inspirations such as Nu Genea, Khruangbin and Jungle By Night they play psychedelic grooves combined with indie and disco elements. Expect a lot of energy and the urge to dance to exotic grooves. Here is only one rule: let loose, as hypnotic grooves and ecstatic energy come together in an explosive live experience.

We sure love the funk here at The Chintz, so it’s going to be a special one, with Citrus Nights keeping the floor moving post gig till 2am. 



Tickets are live now on our website ! 🎟️

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Old Brewery Yard
Falmouth
TR112BY

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Monday 3pm - 12am
Tuesday 3pm - 12am
Wednesday 3pm - 12am
Thursday 3pm - 12am
Friday 3pm - 12am
Saturday 1pm - 12am
Sunday 1pm - 12am

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