14/09/2026
1066 - THE TRUTH REVEALED
as any schoolboy can tell you, in 1066, William The Concreter (who was actually known as "Just William" then, as he hadnt yet Concreted anything), came across the channel with his mates in a load of Small Boats, and King Harold (who had just been in a scrap with some Norwegians outside of Chelseas ground at Stamford Bridge), came to send them to Rwanda, as part of his pledge to stop the boats.
It all comes to a head at Hastings, theres a bit of a scrap, Harold gets shot in the eye, and thats that.
Only thats not the whole story.
You see, "Just William" and his mates (who were weirdly all called Norman) werent invading at all. They just wanted to play Bingo at the village hall in a place called "Battle".
Harold misunderstood, thinking Just William and his Merry Norman's, were there FOR a Battle, not just to play bingo.
So the whole thing could have been avoided.
No Conquering at the Grey Horse this Tuesday for Bingo. 7:30ish start with Philip Richardson . Norman's Welcome
P.s. the Bayeux Tapestry is technically not a Tapestry. Its an embroidery