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Tuesday 5pm - 11pm Wednesday 5pm - 11pm Thursday 5pm - 11pm Friday 5pm - 11pm Saturday 4pm - 11pm

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Neighbourhood Cocktail Bar
No1 Best Bar UK / 1 Pin in the Pinnacle Guide
Walk ins only

31/10/2026

Happy Titanic Halloween Couch Potatoes.
‘ALL LIFE IS A GAME OF LUCK!’

Are you ready to sink some drinks tonight?! 🚢 🧊
FROM 4PM, WE SET SAIL!

We encourage queuing as we expect a busy one, there is about as much room in this bar as on that door.

PLEASE dress up! We love a costume!
Maybe you’re part of the band, the crew, maybe you think you’re big tough men 🚬 🩰 or just want to get BACK TO BRANDY 🎩 🥃

We welcome all on the ship of dreams.
Someone just please come as Celine Dion and serenade us.

Let’s go down in style !!
Last orders at 10pm tonight as we have lots of preparation to do in the morning for our 7TH BIRTHDAY!

What a weekend 🫦🥔
We love you Billy Zane. xoxo 💋

Professional artwork by Katie Rouse

29/10/2026

Happy Birthday to us.
How have we done this for 7 years?
It’s flown by, which is what happens when you enjoy your job I guess?

Neighbourhood Bars are the best, in our biased opinion, loyalty keeps the door open and the martini’s flowing, so thank YOU potatoes. 🥔

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!…
We’ve decided to be completely selfish and not work our birthday and call upon our mate’s to sweat behind the bar for us, so we can actually sit at the bar and enjoy the Couch ambience.
Lots of you know how CHAOTIC our previous birthdays have been, less of that.

Will we be good customers? Katie will be.
Will we sit in Tim & Joe’s seats? Yes.
Will our mates enjoy serving us? For the first hour.
Will we ask you all to buy us drinks? Demand even.
Will we help our friends break down the bar, badly? Yes.

The sit down rule MAY temporarily be out the window, the wall, the sweat drips down my ….
so we’d love to fill the venue with as many of you as we see fit, but remember our mates are in charge for the day.

Please swipe to see our 3 besties who will be serving us all THIS SUNDAY bringing very special drinks with them, for you to enjoy.
Sponsored by Diageo Great Britain

Dan from The Hideout
Hattie from Bar Glue
(St)Eve from Passing Fancies

BRING CAKE
BRING SNACKS
BRING DOGS
BRING YA NAN

You know the drill 🫦🥔

27/10/2026

CLOSED TUESDAY’S
Just for a little bit 🤏🏽

My potatoes, as we are now a smaller team, to avoid the likelihood of burnout, until we find a new potato, we will be closed Tuesday’s and we will bring back our fave regular’s hangout ASAP!

Still open Wed-Sat as normal 💚

Wed-Fri 5-11pm (last orders at 10:30pm)
Sat 4-11pm (last orders at 10:30pm)

Many exciting things upcoming, we cannot wait to see you and bear with us on the Tuesday Boozeday 🫦

Appreciate you all, see you on Wednesday from 5pm sharp!

Bennie is here to break the news to you kindly xoxo 🥔 🐶

10/10/2026

Finally. The Guest Shift we all wanted.

Couch The Three Horseshoes 🫦 🍺 🎯 🥔

Tomorrow / Sunday 11th October / 2pm - bar dry

09/09/2026

WHAT A DELIGHTFUL PIECE OF NEWS
🥁🥁🥁 ………
WE GOT TWO MF PIIIIIIIINS!! 📌 📌

Not so long ago, we reapplied to be considered for a higher pin status from the prestigious and wonderful The Pinnacle Guide — and somehow, WE’VE DONE IT.

We never spot the mystery guests.
So, whoever you are: WELL DONE, SLY DAWGS 🫦

We are completely over the moon to gain our shiny new pin. It means the world to our little neighbourhood spot, our community, and all our wonderful regulars — thank you for helping put Stirchley + Birmingham on the map, once again. 💚

And THEN… to make it even sweeter, we now get to share two pins with our Brummy besties
Passing Fancies 👉👈

Love you all.
LET’S PARTY. NOW.

We’re also BACK OPEN after a little holiday recharge, and we’re back to our usual service from 5pm today.
You know the drill…

Bring your dog. Bring ya nan.
We’ll get the party playlist on. 🤌🏽

Ding D**g Song on repeat xoxo

08/09/2026

BACK OPEN TOMORROW!!
The potatoes have rested. Amen.

Back to usual opening hours from Wednesday 9th September, can’t wait to see you all. We’ve added our holiday magnets to the collection.

Don’t forget to bring us back the tackiest magnet you can find on your trips 🫦🥔

27/08/2026

Please note for next week sweet potatoes xoxo 🫦

Back on the 8th September, come see us tonight from 5pm and/or this weekend for your Couch fills quota before we go off for our much needed holiday.

Thanks for a fantastic summer, it’s been glorious to see so many of you 💚

Picture of Slash / Dizzee playing - here to just p**s off Danny with my music choices, luv ya, Katie ✌🏽

14/08/2026

NEW POTATO IN THE COOOOOOOOOUUUUCH❕

Some of you have already met Leah,
But it’s time to introduce her to the many!!

It was really time to introduce an adorable kind person to this team of old mashed potatoes 🥔
She is a welcome energy to this team and we are really pleased to have her.

With a barista background, she knows flavour, service and looking after people very well and is FRESH to the cocktail world.

We are so excited to train Leah up on the bar, catch her on the floor being a LEGEND right now and watch her flourish into a better bartender than the rest of us.

Welcome to the team, officially, our sweet sweet Leah baby child tattie gal, Martini’s on us this weekend xoxo

📸 Hank & Margot

10/08/2026

ICE CREAM SUNDAY
With +

When we do open on a Sunday, we make it special!
Thanks so much for the mayhem, it was magical 💚

📸

21/07/2026

‼️ THE BEST EVENT OF THE YEAR IS HERE ‼️

🍸COCKTAILS + ICE CREAM PANDA PARTY @ COUCH 🍦

We’re bringing together ice cream, booze & classic couch vibe for one seriously icy, boozy day out. 🐼❄️

Behind the bar? The legendary Iain McPherson — Innovator of the Year, Altos Bartender’s Bartender of the Year, owner of one of the world’s best bars with THE world’s best menu…and, most importantly, a certified ice cream maker and lover of all things sub-zero. 🥶🍨

But for this one, he’s handing over the frozen reins to MINUS-MOB for a ONE-DAY-ONLY Cocktail + Ice Cream Party!
Many of you already know how innovative the Minus Mob gang are, so know you’re in for a treat.

Expect a menu of cocktails perfectly paired with some truly barmy ice creams, plus some Couch classics thrown into the mix. 🍸🍦

ONE DAY ONLY. Limited quantities. Arrive early to avoid the dreaded sell-out. 👀
Queues from 13:55pm please, you know we love to see a queue 🫦

Come raise a glass, eat some ice cream and show Iain how amazing our guests are! Big up Stirchley always 🤌🏽

GOD YEAH. 🐼🔥

Thank you to our lovely sponsors Diageo Great Britain Oliver Keeling 💋 🍑

Address

1466 Pershore Road, Stirchley
Birmingham
B302NT

Opening Hours

Tuesday	5pm - 11pm
Wednesday	5pm - 11pm
Thursday	5pm - 11pm
Friday	5pm - 11pm
Saturday	4pm - 11pm

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