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X marks the spot!Vote on 4 November, show us your inked thumb and your first Gingerdead shot is ON THE HOUSE!Salud, amig...
02/11/2026

X marks the spot!

Vote on 4 November, show us your inked thumb and your first Gingerdead shot is ON THE HOUSE!

Salud, amigos!

*T’s & C’s apply. Valid 4 November 2026 only.

📍Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

X marks the spot! Vote on 4 November, show us your inked thumb and your first Gingerdead shot is ON THE HOUSE! Salud, am...
02/11/2026

X marks the spot!

Vote on 4 November, show us your inked thumb and your first Gingerdead shot is ON THE HOUSE! Salud, amigos!

*T’s & C’s apply. Valid 4 November 2026 only.

📍Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point


Not for sale to persons under 18. Enjoy responsibly.

In Loving Memory of MalEvery restaurant has a heartbeat, and for us, that was Mal.He was our GM in Gardens’s, but anyone...
01/11/2026

In Loving Memory of Mal
Every restaurant has a heartbeat, and for us, that was Mal.
He was our GM in Gardens’s, but anyone who worked alongside him knows that title never came close to describing what he meant to us.
He noticed when someone was having a hard day, and somehow always knew the right thing to say to them.
He had the kindest heart, he led with kindness, not authority, and that is so rare in a restaurant manager!
Mal had a gift for making people feel seen, whether it was a guest celebrating a special night or a new team member nervous on their first shift.
He treated a dishwasher and a VIP table with the same warmth.
But for all the love he poured into this place, his greatest pride was always his family.
He spoke about his Bean his wife, and his two boys, with a light in his eyes that none of us will forget.
To his family: please know that the man you loved at home is the same man we loved here.
His goodness was real, and it reached further than you may ever know.
We will carry you with us, Mal. ❤️
Thank you for everything.
We are extremely grateful to have known you and that you got to ride you motorbike for the last few days before your operation 🙌
With all our love,
The Fat Cactus family ❤️🌵

Run, run, as fast as you can… you can’t resist the Gingerdead Man!Our very own homebrew and a certified fan favourite! B...
30/10/2026

Run, run, as fast as you can… you can’t resist the Gingerdead Man!
Our very own homebrew and a certified fan favourite! Brewed in-house, bottled with love and wrapped in Day-of-the-Dead style, it’s got a spicy little kick that keeps the whole table coming back for another round.
With Día de los Mu***os around the corner, there’s no better time to raise a glass. Salud, amigos!

📍 Find us at: Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

***os

Not for sale to persons under 18. Enjoy responsibly.

Meet Pistol Pete, the quesadilla that shoots straight to the heart. Crispy bacon, fresh avo and crumbly feta, all melted...
27/10/2026

Meet Pistol Pete, the quesadilla that shoots straight to the heart.
Crispy bacon, fresh avo and crumbly feta, all melted into a golden toasted tortilla. Salty, smoky, cheesy… dangerously delicious!

📍 Find us at Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

The ORIGINAL Liteberg. Accept no imitations.Ice-cold Castle Lite draught, topped with a frosty dollop of our frozen marg...
24/10/2026

The ORIGINAL Liteberg. Accept no imitations.
Ice-cold Castle Lite draught, topped with a frosty dollop of our frozen margarita. Your b**r, with a fiesta on top. Total legend!
Cape Town’s been cooling down with these since forever. Who’s buying the first round?

📍 Find us at Gardens, Mowbray, Tygervalley, Big Bay, Woodstock & Sea Point

Just chalk & passion. Love Si.
27/08/2026

Just chalk & passion. Love Si.

Devastated doesn’t even begin to cover it💔. We lost our idol. Dolly Parton was pure sunshine, unmatched talent, and a ma...
26/08/2026

Devastated doesn’t even begin to cover it💔. We lost our idol. Dolly Parton was pure sunshine, unmatched talent, and a masterclass in grace and grit. She made the world a brighter, kinder place just by being in it. There will never, ever be another like her. Rest in peace our lovely 💕

Like a mint-choc slab, but make it tequila 🤤✨Introducing the Chockie Bokkie — silky Milkybar Tequila meets bright neon p...
26/08/2026

Like a mint-choc slab, but make it tequila 🤤✨
Introducing the Chockie Bokkie — silky Milkybar Tequila meets bright neon peppermint for the ultimate party starter.

Who’s brave enough to take on The Milky Man tonight? 🌶️🥛 🏉🇿🇦🏉

Saddle up and bring your ass-kickin' boots—we ain't just surviving this week, we're taking the reins and riding it all t...
27/07/2026

Saddle up and bring your ass-kickin' boots—we ain't just surviving this week, we're taking the reins and riding it all the way to Sunday. Let's get to work, y'all! You know where to warm up with some comfort Tex-mex food & great tequila!!!🌵💥

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160 Albert Road
Cape Town
7925

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