The False 9

The False 9 The False Nine is a matchday inspired Social Club built around thoughtful food, creative drinks and the shared excitement of live sport.

06/04/2026

⚠️ Farmers Market Canceled Tonight ⚠️
Due to the forecast for thunderstorms, lightning, and the Flash Flood Watch currently in effect, tonight's Valley Junction Farmers Market has been canceled.
While we know this is disappointing, the safety of our vendors, attendees, volunteers, performers, and staff must come first.
Thank you for your understanding, and we look forward to welcoming everyone back to Historic Valley Junction next Thursday from 4:00–8:00 PM.

Looking for a Super Duper Happy Hour? We've Got One!Stop On Down for a Cocktail Before the Market, During the Market and...
06/04/2026

Looking for a Super Duper Happy Hour?
We've Got One!
Stop On Down for a Cocktail Before the Market, During the Market and Even After the Market!
We Can't Wait to See You!

We're Playing Bingo! Every Wednesday it's Bingo and $7 Burgers!A Beautiful Cheeseburger and Fries is Only $7 Bucks. Add ...
06/03/2026

We're Playing Bingo!
Every Wednesday it's Bingo and $7 Burgers!

A Beautiful Cheeseburger and Fries is Only $7 Bucks.
Add That to Free Bingo, a Sick Happy Hour and Maybe Even a Free Gift Certificate for a Win!

Those are Some Spicy Balls!These Balls Are Stuffed with Cream Cheese, Jalapenos, Ghost Pepper Cheese and Rolled in Panko...
06/02/2026

Those are Some Spicy Balls!

These Balls Are Stuffed with Cream Cheese, Jalapenos, Ghost Pepper Cheese and Rolled in Panko. We Serve Them with Gochujang Sauce for a Little Added Kick!

Want More Kick? All Our Apps Are Half Off Today!

🥧 It’s $10 British Pie Day!Our Famous Steak Pie & Our Chicken & Mushroom Pie Make for Perfect Bedfellows!Both Pies, Only...
06/01/2026

🥧 It’s $10 British Pie Day!

Our Famous Steak Pie & Our Chicken & Mushroom Pie Make for Perfect Bedfellows!

Both Pies, Only $10 on Mondays!

Trivia Starts at 7. Grab the Girls and Come on In!

We're Still Banging Out Breakfast! And the Talking Hash Will Always Be a Banger!Hash Browns With a Fried Egg, Sausage an...
05/31/2026

We're Still Banging Out Breakfast!
And the Talking Hash Will Always Be a Banger!

Hash Browns With a Fried Egg, Sausage and Queso.
Want to Church it Up? Add Peppers, Onions or Gravy.

Open at 9 Every Saturday & Sunday.

We’re ready for the game! We’ll have the sound up and be pumped to see you!
05/30/2026

We’re ready for the game! We’ll have the sound up and be pumped to see you!

Our Avocado Toast is Just a Little Different. And Dare We Say, A Little Better?Try it For Yourself. Saturday and Sunday ...
05/30/2026

Our Avocado Toast is Just a Little Different. And Dare We Say, A Little Better?

Try it For Yourself.
Saturday and Sunday from 9-2.

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Are We Going to Be Famous for Something? If We Are, It's These Wings.The Sauce Line Up is Brilliant Too.BuffaloGarlic Pa...
05/29/2026

Are We Going to Be Famous for Something? If We Are, It's These Wings.

The Sauce Line Up is Brilliant Too.

Buffalo
Garlic Parmesan
Adobo BBQ
Spicy Garlic Parmesan
Pineapple Teriyaki
Lemon Pepper Rub
Cajun Rub

It’s A Beautiful Farmer’s Market and We’re Rocking!Come See What’s Happening in Valley Junction and Hang with Us for Som...
05/28/2026

It’s A Beautiful Farmer’s Market and We’re Rocking!

Come See What’s Happening in Valley Junction and Hang with Us for Some Live Music and Delicious Apps.

Dustin Baird Plays 5-8 and He's Banana Pants, So Get There Early.

We've Got $10 Jacket Potato's and a Killer Happy Hour. Get Here Early. I mean $5 Wine? Whoa. 😳

Address

206 5th Street
West Des Moines, IA
50265

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 9pm
Tuesday 11am - 9pm
Wednesday 11am - 9pm
Thursday 11am - 9pm
Friday 11am - 11pm
Saturday 9am - 11pm
Sunday 9am - 2pm

Telephone

+15155282075

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