10/04/2026
πΊ BREAKING NEWS. A keg has been killed.πΊ
The time? Midnight. The culprit? None other than team leader Dave himself. ππ
Listen β we donβt care what time it is. A keg kill is a keg kill and every single Keg Killer deserves their moment. Dave has spent all weekend making sure YOUR b**r was cold and then went ahead and took down a keg himself after hours.
Absolute legend. Crown him. ππΊ
Congratulations Dave β you have officially earned that Keg Killer tee. π‘
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