Lake House 13

09/08/2026

Closed today for a staff outing. Closed tomorrow for the recovery. We’ll see you back at it on Thursday! Cheers!

08/12/2026

🎂 ONE MORE TRIP AROUND THE SUN! 🖤

Come celebrate the one and only Raquel this Saturday night at Lake House 13!

We’re partying the only suitable way we know how — emo tunes ALL NIGHT LONG with DJ Nick Niemeier . 🎸🖤

Dress as emo as you please. 🖤⛓️🤘

Come raise a glass, sing way too loud, and help us wish Raquel a happy birthday! 🍻🎉

07/26/2026

If any one has any information on this menace please call us at (724)-876-4554. He walked out on his $500 tab and we would like to talk to him about it.

🚨 BREAKING: MULTIPLE BIGFOOT SIGHTINGS REPORTED NEAR SUNRISE BEACH

LAKE OF THE OZARKS, MO — Reports of a mysterious, seven-foot-tall creature have flooded social media after several people claimed to spot “The Skunk Ape” wandering near Pointe Oasis Road in Sunrise Beach. Witnesses described the figure as “covered in hair,” “smelling like old bait and regret,” and disappearing into the woods every time someone tried to take a clear picture.

Meanwhile, staff at Lake House 13 aren’t buying the hype. “We’ve seen worse after karaoke night,” one waitress said while delivering Philly Egg Rolls to a patio table. “If he tips 20%, he’s Bigfoot. If not, it’s probably just Kyle from St. Louis heading back to his Airbnb.” Tourism officials say binocular sales are up, blurry photos are everywhere, and bug spray is now considered essential Sasquatch gear.

07/23/2026

This ain’t just another Thursday…

🍻 Happy Hour from 2–6 PM.
🌮 Taco Thursday.
🤠 DJ Mitchell Hayes spinning country bangers all night with line dancing.
🎂 And…. It’s our dog Norm Macdonald’s birthday!!

Hot diggity dog!

Come grab a taco, sip something cold, dance a little, and wish Norm a happy birthday.

07/22/2026

Hungry?!?! We’re open for lunch! Try our protein packed rice bowls! They are bomb! Hope and Tina will be slanging drinks from 11 to 4 PM today! Come up, get some lunch and say hi! HAPPY HOUR IS FROM 2-6pm! $2 off all b**rs, seltzers, wells, & house w**e. $4 off all apps!! Can’t beat that! 

07/19/2026

⚽ Miller has an important announcement…

The World Cup Final is on today at 2:00 PM, and she says there’s only one place to watch it…

Lake House 13! 🍻📺

07/15/2026

This is Tina. Tina is a bartender.

Tina is a bartender at Lake House 13.

Ben is also a bartender. Ben is also a bartender at Lake House 13.

Ben is working with Tina today at Lake House 13.

Ben is not in this photo.

Ben and Tina make fantastic drinks.

Come to Lake House 13 and have a fantastic drink made by Ben or Tina.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

07/14/2026

Some folks are communists who like the smell of their own farts and dandelions in their pancakes.

Other folks like freedom, cold b**r and EXTREME MUSIC BINGO with

Which one are you? 🇺🇸🍺

Tonight at Lake House 13.

07/11/2026

Tonight!!
DJ Nick Niemeier leads the way!
With DJ Mitchell Hayes!

07/08/2026

Last nights LH13 Bingo winners!! Those Jameson Irish Wh***ey corn hole boards are sweet!! Extreme Music Bingo with every Tuesday at 6pm!