11/01/2026
🎱 ALPHA WEEK 11 SPORTS REPORT 🎱
Where the chalk is free and the excuses are unlimited.
Idean Taghizadeh led the Week 11 scoring with a sizzling 64, apparently unaware that some of us came here to socialize. Chris Heintz followed with 63, Jason Priest delivered 62, and Chris Fuller posted 61. Four guys in the 60s—somebody check whether the pockets were regulation size.
Jeff Krieg fired a 59, Tom Horsman brought home 58, and Terry Whitlock scored 56, keeping the pressure on. Jim Wuertz and Zander Wigginton both posted 53, because apparently sharing a score is easier than sharing advice about your next shot.
Pat Moynagh collected 51, while Ericka Clemmons hit an even 50—a respectable night without making everyone nervous about next week’s handicap. Bear finished with 47, while Jimmy Mosser and Dan Cash matched at 46. With a name like Cash, we expected a slightly bigger payout.
Ryan Sansbury posted 45, Brian Wood 44, and Holli Grant 43. Ashley Panaretos followed with 42, keeping the scores beautifully organized. Cindy Meyers added 41. That’s five consecutive scores—finally, a run we can all participate in!
Gary Turner and Bill Cochran both finished with 36, choosing to keep their true abilities classified. Mike Baker had a dash in column 11, which is one way to avoid having your score discussed in the sports report.
In the overall standings, Chris Heintz leads with 470, followed by Chris Fuller at 457. Terry Whitlock and Jeff Krieg are tied at 438, and Bear is lurking at 431. Two Chrises out front and a Bear in pursuit—this league is one incident away from becoming a nature documentary.
Until next week: chalk your cue, call your pocket, and remember—“I left you safe” sounds much better than “I missed.” 🎱😂
