10/06/2026
🚨 VIPup Sighting at The Carpenters Arms 🚨
We never did catch this little gentleman’s name, but he certainly made an impression.
Short legs. Long body. Zero rush.
He waddled through the pub like he owned the place, carried out a full inspection of the floorboards, greeted the regulars, and spent the evening perfecting the art of looking adorable without even trying.
No complaints were filed. No rules were broken. Although there is now an ongoing debate about whether he was a dachshund… or a very small pub landlord.
If this handsome chap belongs to you, let us know his name. Until then, he’ll remain an honorary member of our VIPup club. 🐾🍻
📍 The Carpenters Arms, Windsor