06/09/2026
Apparently text posts are doing rather well right now, so Jason is back with the WEEKLY PUB QUIZ on Wednesday. Every Wednesday. Yep. 7pm. Drop us a message if you fancy booking. Or don’t. But if you don’t wanna book in, you could have a really boring Wednesday. Like super boring.
Honestly, I’m just very tired after the busiest weekend of the year. Make my life easier. Go on. Book the quiz. I dare you. I pinky promise padlock swear it’s fun. Come here with my mates when I’m off the clock. 100% worth it.
Unlike this post. I want to go to bed. The pub is still full and it’s half 9 on a Sunday. Prove to me this post is worth it.
I think this is enough text to get word out that we have a quiz this week. This post alone has taken me 40 mins to write. Help. This is no longer an advert. It’s a cry for help.
Have you heard that Newcastle Red Bulls are looking to sign Henry Po***ck for £1m a year? Kinda crazy isn’t it. Despite here I am typing away on my phone, for not that. Damn.
Also, my favourite fact? Since you asked, go on then, seagulls every year steal roughly £171,889,518 worth of food in the UK. Unlike me, who steals £171,889,519 worth of pizza from Wild Cat Pizza every year.
I would normally put a joke in about my ex at this point. But I have matured. Somewhat.
Anyways, quiz, every Wednesday, drop us a message to book. It is worth it.
Unlike my ex
