28/08/2026
🌧️🤠 WELL… THE GREAT BRITISH WEATHER HAS DONE US DIRTY!! 🤠🌧️
After all that bloody sunshine… the ONE day we need it to stay dry and apparently the heavens have decided to open ALL DAY 😂🙄 Cheers for that!!
So… THE HOEDOWN IS MOVING INDOORS!! 🍻💃🤠
Unfortunately, we’ve had to cancel the outdoor activities for the little kids AND the big kids 👀… so no inflatables and no drunken attempts at staying on the rodeo bull 😂🐂
(Probably saved a few bad backs and bruised egos there anyway 👀😂)
BUT ARE WE CANCELLING THE PARTY?!
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY NOT!! 🥳🍻
🎶 The amazing Jemini Duo UK will STILL be performing LIVE!
🍔 That Filthy Food will STILL be in the car park serving up their ridiculously good food — seriously, if you haven’t tried it yet, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 🤤
💃 We will STILL be line dancing… ability absolutely NOT required 😂
🍻 The beer will STILL be flowing!
🤠 And we will STILL be having one hell of a hoedown… we’ll just be doing it without getting p**s wet through 😂🌧️
🤠👢 FANCY DRESS IS ENCOURAGED!!
And once Jemini have finished…
🎧🪩 IT’S ADULTS-ONLY SILENT DISCO TIME!! 🪩🎧
A pub full of adults, several beers deep, wearing cowboy hats, singing at the top of their lungs to songs nobody else can hear…
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! 😂😂😂
So sod the rain ☔️, grab your boots, grab your hat and get yourselves down here!
🌧️ RAIN OUTSIDE
🍺 BEER INSIDE
🤠 COWBOYS EVERYWHERE
😂 DIGNITY… OPTIONAL
LET’S HAVE A BLOODY GOOD HOEDOWN!! 🤠🍻💃🎶