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❤️ 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲 𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑫𝒀 ❤️Well, Woody’s… here we go! 🥹 One last week of making memories, having a laugh and givin...
28/10/2026

❤️ 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲 𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑶𝑫𝒀 ❤️

Well, Woody’s… here we go! 🥹 One last week of making memories, having a laugh and giving this place the send-off it deserves!

Here’s what we’ve got going on 👇

⚰️ 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 – 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐙 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓! ⚰️
It’s time to say goodbye to the best quiz nights around! 😭 Get your thinking caps on and come dressed in your BEST FUNERAL ATTIRE as we give the quiz the send-off it deserves! 🖤

Usual Rules Apply:
🍻 7:30pm start
💷 £2 per person
👥 Teams of up to 6
🏆 Jackpot up for grabs!

🕵️ 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 – 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋! 🕵️
Who’s going to win?! 👀🔪
Let’s get together, watch the drama unfold and see who makes it to the end! Faithful or Traitor… place your bets! 😂

🎃 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 – 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 & 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓! 🎃
Come in fancy dress or dress fancy… either way, we want to see you there! 🖤🥂 Let’s make our last Saturday night one to remember and give The Woody the goodbye it deserves!

🍻 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒-𝐔𝐏! 🍻
As we're now reducing our stock for our final week, your usual favourite drink might not be available, but don't worry! There will still be plenty of alternatives to choose from, so there's no excuse not to join us for one last drink! 🥂😉

❤️ And finally… a little thank you.

I honestly don’t think I could ever put into words what this place, and the people in it, have meant to me. From the laughs and the madness to the friendships and memories, there have been some truly special times.

Thank you to everyone who has supported me, supported the business and been part of the journey. ❤️

Let's make this last week a good one, Woody’s! 🥂🍻

One last time… let's do this! ❤️

📣 TONIGHT AT THE WOODY – PUB QUIZ! 🧠🍻It’s our PENULTIMATE QUIZ before we leave! 🥹❤️We’ve only got two quizzes left, so l...
22/10/2026

📣 TONIGHT AT THE WOODY – PUB QUIZ! 🧠🍻

It’s our PENULTIMATE QUIZ before we leave! 🥹❤️

We’ve only got two quizzes left, so let’s make them count! Come along tonight for a bit of friendly competition, plenty of laughs, and maybe one last chance to claim quiz glory before we go!

🕢 7:30pm start
💷 £2 per person entry

🎯 Tonight’s Rounds:
🧠 General Knowledge
🔍 Zoomed-In Images
📺 TV Trivia
🎶 Hannah’s Favourite Songs!

Think you know your stuff? Fancy your chances at guessing Hannah’s music taste? 👀🎤

Grab your team, get your thinking caps on, and join us upstairs at The Woodpecker!

❤️ Let’s make these last two quizzes ones to remember!

🍻 See you soon 🐦

🧠🧠 PUB QUIZ IS ON TONIGHT!! 🧠🧠Back in the bar from 7.30pmCash prize up for grabs - It's a rollover this week 💷The boss i...
08/10/2026

🧠🧠 PUB QUIZ IS ON TONIGHT!! 🧠🧠

Back in the bar from 7.30pm
Cash prize up for grabs - It's a rollover this week 💷

The boss is back on the Mic tonight and can't wait to see you all 😀

A massive thank you to Cosmic Grooves for gifting us the records for our new record wall. It’s looking pretty cool if we...
08/10/2026

A massive thank you to Cosmic Grooves for gifting us the records for our new record wall. It’s looking pretty cool if we do say so ourselves 👀🖤

If you’re a music lover, make sure you pop into Cosmic Grooves and have a look at what they’ve got! 🎶

Cosmic Grooves

🧠💡Quiz Thursdays at The Woody🧠💡⬇️This week we are back downstairs for the quiz! 💷£2 per person 💰Cash jackpot up for grab...
24/09/2026

🧠💡Quiz Thursdays at The Woody🧠💡

⬇️This week we are back downstairs for the quiz!
💷£2 per person
💰Cash jackpot up for grabs
⏰7.30pm start

✨Doors reopening this Friday✨The doors have been closed for a little while… but not without reason.The Woody is back - w...
16/09/2026

✨Doors reopening this Friday✨

The doors have been closed for a little while… but not without reason.

The Woody is back - with a new look, a new mood and a new vibe 🕯️🖤🍸

We’re coming back… and things have changed ✨👀Tonight 7pm for more details.
16/09/2026

We’re coming back… and things have changed ✨

👀Tonight 7pm for more details.

🧠 QUIZ NIGHT IS TONIGHT! 🧠It’s Thursday, which means it’s time to put your thinking caps on and get yourselves to The Wo...
10/09/2026

🧠 QUIZ NIGHT IS TONIGHT! 🧠

It’s Thursday, which means it’s time to put your thinking caps on and get yourselves to The Woody (Upstairs)! 🍻

Usual rules apply:
👥 Teams of 6 max
💷 £2 per person
🍕 Free pizza for every team
💰 Cash prize / jackpot up for grabs!

Tonight’s rounds are:
📚 General Knowledge
👗 Fashion
🎶 Music Trivia
🔊 Music Audio Round

And as always… there’s a BONUS ROUND 👀

But this week, we’re keeping you guessing… the bonus round will be announced tonight! 😏

🕢 7:30pm start
📍 The Woodpecker

Grab your team, grab a drink and let’s see who’s got what it takes to take the win! 🏆

See you tonight! 🍻🧠

🤠🔥 LIVESTOCK IS IN LANARK TODAY! 🔥🤠And The Woodpecker is right in the middle of the action! 🍻🎶We’ve got TWO LiveStock ba...
15/08/2026

🤠🔥 LIVESTOCK IS IN LANARK TODAY! 🔥🤠

And The Woodpecker is right in the middle of the action! 🍻🎶

We’ve got TWO LiveStock bands hitting The Woody today:

🎸 HOMETOWN — 1pm–2.30pm
🎸 TEMPTATION WAITS — 7pm–8.30pm

And that’s not all… 👀

🍔 BURGER & PINT DEAL — JUST £10!
🍽️ Food served ALL DAY
🍻 Drinks served ALL DAY
🎧 Then from 9pm onwards, Connor is taking over the decks and we’re keeping the party going! 🔥

So whether you’re following the LiveStock trail, coming to see the bands, grabbing some food, or just looking for somewhere to finish the night…

👉 The Woodpecker is the place to be!

📅 TODAY — Saturday 15th August
🎶 Live music from 1pm
🍔 £10 Burger & Pint
🎧 Connor from 9pm

No tickets needed — just come along, grab a drink and enjoy the day! 🍻🤠🔥

🎉 365 DAYS OF THE WOODPECKER! 🎉Tonight marks 365 days since we opened our doors to the public — and honestly, what a yea...
08/08/2026

🎉 365 DAYS OF THE WOODPECKER! 🎉

Tonight marks 365 days since we opened our doors to the public — and honestly, what a year it has been! 🥹❤️

From our very first day to the countless meals, drinks, quizzes, live music, celebrations, laughs and memories we’ve shared with you… we couldn’t have done it without you.

Whether you’ve been with us from day one, you pop in every week, or you haven’t visited for a while — tonight is the perfect night to come and celebrate with us! 🥂

🍽️ Upstairs at the Woodpecker is open until 8pm
🎶 Live music from 9pm onwards
🍻 The bar is open until late!

So come and raise a glass with us as we celebrate ONE WHOLE YEAR! 🥳

365 days. 12 months. Countless memories. And we’re only just getting started… ❤️

We can’t wait to see you tonight! 🐦🎉

Address

20 Wide Close
Lanark
ML117LX

Opening Hours

Wednesday 4pm - 10pm
Thursday 4pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 1am
Saturday 2pm - 1am
Sunday 2pm - 10pm

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