The Carstairs Village Inn

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The Carstairs Village Inn Family-owned bar, hotel and cafe, set in the heart of Carstairs Village. Free Wifi

With its relaxed atmosphere and idyllic setting, a warm welcome awaits customers at The Carstairs Village Inn.

November’s here, and you know what that means… Codgers Club is back!🍻Join us this Wednesday, 4th November, from 3pm for ...
02/11/2026

November’s here, and you know what that means… Codgers Club is back!🍻

Join us this Wednesday, 4th November, from 3pm for a pint, a catch-up and a good blether. Putting the world to rights is optional, but we’re sure you’ll manage it! 😂

See you there, you lovely bunch of codgers! 🍺

🎃👻 Happy Halloween from all of us at Carstairs Village Inn!We’ve got sweets ready for any wee trick-or-treaters stopping...
31/10/2026

🎃👻 Happy Halloween from all of us at Carstairs Village Inn!

We’ve got sweets ready for any wee trick-or-treaters stopping by tonight! 🍬 Just get your best joke lined up… we hear enough terrible ones from the regulars, so the competition’s wide open! 😂🕷️

As it’s Saturday night and the pub is open, we kindly ask that all wee ghosts and ghouls visit before 8pm please… after that, the scary sights are just the regulars! 👀🍻

🏆 Our Halloween fancy dress winner… Stuart Fraser, aka our wee “Rave to the Grave” Ravey Davey! 🤣🕺He came. He raved with...
31/10/2026

🏆 Our Halloween fancy dress winner… Stuart Fraser, aka our wee “Rave to the Grave” Ravey Davey! 🤣🕺

He came. He raved with a light-up zimmer and his pension was paid straight into the bar, there was no stopping him! 🍻 We’d congratulate him on staying in character all night, but let’s be honest… that’s just Stuart 😂🍻

He’ll still be shouting “ONE MORE TUNE” while they’re screwing the lid on… and knocking from inside because the undertaker’s got sh*te taste in music 🤣⚰️🎶

Well done, Stuart! The only man whose funeral will need a bouncer to get him to leave 😂🏆

31/10/2026

Two nuns, Barney, a raver and Scooby-Doo walk into a pub…

Sounds like the start of a joke, but it’s actually our dance floor when Mr Brightside comes on 🤣🍻

The nuns came to say a Hail Mary, realised we were beyond saving and ordered a pint instead 😂🙏

A massive thank you to everyone who came to our Halloween party last night, it was a great night! 🎃👻 And a huge thank you to Jackson City for the fabulous entertainment and keeping the dance floor jumping! 🎶👏

🎃👻 THIS FRIDAY, 30th OCTOBER — OUR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! 👻🎃Join us at the Carstairs Village Inn for a frightfully good...
26/10/2026

🎃👻 THIS FRIDAY, 30th OCTOBER — OUR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! 👻🎃

Join us at the Carstairs Village Inn for a frightfully good night with live entertainment from the incredible Jackson City! 🎶🍻

🕗 8pm start!

🏆 Prize for the best dressed! Get those costumes ready — “I’m dressed as a customer” won’t win you anything! 😂

Who’s joining us for a few boos? 👻🍺

A wee calm before the storm… with a pint of T in hand 🍺🔥The fires are on, the pub’s cosy and the beer’s cold. Pull up a ...
24/10/2026

A wee calm before the storm… with a pint of T in hand 🍺🔥

The fires are on, the pub’s cosy and the beer’s cold. Pull up a chair and get yourselves settled for a cracking Saturday! 🍻

Blowing a hoolie outside, talking a load of it inside… business as usual 😂🌬️

🔥🦡 BURNING BADGER LIVE TONIGHT! 🦡🔥Never mind Storm Boelo, grab a pint and see where the night’ll go! 🍻😂We’ve got Burning...
24/10/2026

🔥🦡 BURNING BADGER LIVE TONIGHT! 🦡🔥

Never mind Storm Boelo, grab a pint and see where the night’ll go! 🍻😂

We’ve got Burning Badger joining us at the Carstairs Village Inn tonight! Get your pals together and come down for a Saturday night singalong! 🎸🎶

Take care getting here ❤️

This Saturday, we welcome back the incredible BURNING BADGER 🎸 🤘🏼 Hope to see you all there!
22/10/2026

This Saturday, we welcome back the incredible BURNING BADGER 🎸 🤘🏼

Hope to see you all there!

🎤 KARAOKE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎤Johnny Disco is back at the Carstairs Village Inn from 8pm till late, and it’s your turn to ...
17/10/2026

🎤 KARAOKE IS BACK TONIGHT! 🎤

Johnny Disco is back at the Carstairs Village Inn from 8pm till late, and it’s your turn to take the mic! 🪩🍻

Whether you’ve got the voice of an angel or a noise complaint waiting to happen, we want to hear you! 😂🎶

Get your pals together, pick your song and give us a performance to remember! 🙌

Address

89 Lanark Road
Lanark
ML118QQ

Opening Hours

Friday 4pm - 1am
Saturday 3pm - 12am
Sunday 3pm - 12am

Telephone

+441555870263

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