The Clown Pub Hastings

09/06/2026

PERFORMERS NIGHT TONIGHT .
Come on down and do your stuff or watch others do theirs 🎭🎤🤡👏.

07/06/2026

Proper Pub, Proper Prices 🍺

02/06/2026

🎭 Performers Night @ The Clown 🎭

Tuesday 9th June at 7pm

Just one week to go!

Poets, singers, actors, storytellers, musicians, dreamers, and delightful oddballs — the stage is yours.

Our last Performers Night took on a life of its own and became a wonderfully bizarre evening of surprises, laughter, and unexpected moments. We’re hoping for more of the same!

Whether you’d like to perform or simply sit back and enjoy the spectacle, come and join us for a night of creativity and entertainment.

Hosted by the ever-colourful Jemia.

27/05/2026

Brilliant day part 2 He says “I’ll be back again soon”❤️🤡👏👋

27/05/2026

Brilliant day yesterday everyone! Thanks for all who came to make Brian’s birthday outing so special! 🎉🎈

22/05/2026

𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝘁

Next Tuesday, 26th May at 12 noon, we’ll be welcoming a very special guest as we celebrate the 76th birthday of Brian the Hat (Brian Ewart) 🎈

It’s been 10 months since Brian suffered a stroke, and this will be his very first outing — or, as Brian puts it, his “escape” 🤗 — after spending time in a nursing home.

If you’re free that day, please stop by and help us make it a truly special occasion for him. It would mean the world to see some familiar faces and give Brian the warm welcome he deserves.

22/05/2026

18/05/2026

This what happens when you turn your back for 2 mins on the bar. Can anybody guess who was responsible for this? 🤣🤡

15/05/2026

Sip. Think. Repeat.

09/05/2026

It’s really great to have a piece of unique art work done on the pub along with others in Hastings.The artist Markus Thonett https://www.facebook.com/share/178TJfyHuw/?mibextid=wwXIfr has a unique way of telling a story through his art. Prints are available directly from him.