20/10/2026
🍻⚽ **FOOTBALL, PINTS & THE GM’S IMPENDING MENTAL BREAKDOWN!** 😂🔥
It's another massive week of live sport at **Shuttle & Loom, Darlington**… and there's one fixture everyone's talking about.
Not because it's a title decider. Not because it's a cup final.
**BECAUSE THE GM IS A LEEDS FAN AND HAS TO WATCH THEM IN A PUB FULL OF PEOPLE WHO CAN'T STAND THEM!** 🤣🤍💛💙
He's paid to run the pub. Nobody said anything about having to run a support group for traumatised Leeds fans! 😂
📅 **TUESDAY 20TH OCTOBER**
⚽ Man City v AEK — 8pm
⚽ Liverpool v Villarreal — 8pm
📅 **FRIDAY 23RD OCTOBER**
⚽ Bolton v Middlesbrough — 8pm
Boro fans, get yourselves down! Bring the noise, bring your mates, and leave the excuses at home. 😂🔴
📅 **SATURDAY 24TH OCTOBER**
⚽ Aston Villa v Man City — 12:30pm
⚽ Chelsea v Tottenham — 5:30pm
Chelsea v Spurs… two fanbases who think they're one good result away from world domination. Behave yourselves! 🤣
📅 **SUNDAY 25TH OCTOBER — THE DAY THE GM REGRETS HIS CAREER CHOICES!** 😂
⚽ Crystal Palace v Newcastle — 2pm
⚽ Sunderland v Leeds United — 4:30pm
🏈 NFL RedZone — 6pm
🏎️ United States Grand Prix — 6pm
🚨 **SUNDERLAND v LEEDS UNITED** 🚨
🔴 **MACKEMS:** Fancy your chances? Three points could make your week… beating the GM's lot could make his entire staff's year! 😂
🤍 **LEEDS FANS:** Get behind the lads! The GM needs at least one person in the building on his side. He's got enough problems without his own customers turning on him! 🤣
🍺 **NEUTRALS:** This is your chance to watch 90 minutes of football and several hours of watching the GM pretend he's absolutely fine.
If Sunderland score first, keep an eye on the GM.
If Leeds score first, keep an eye on the Mackems.
If it's 0–0 at half-time, keep an eye on everyone's blood pressure! 😂😂
👇 **LET'S HEAR IT IN THE COMMENTS!**
⚽ **Score predictions for Sunderland v Leeds?**
😂 **Mackems — what punishment should the GM face if Leeds lose?**
🤍 **Leeds fans — who's brave enough to back us?**
🍻 **And who's buying the first round when the final whistle goes?**
📍 **Shuttle & Loom, Darlington**
Big screens. Cold pints. Proper pub banter. And one Leeds-supporting GM who might need a sick day on Monday! 🤣🍺
**COME FOR THE FOOTBALL. STAY TO WATCH THE GM SUFFER.** 😂🔥
