08/06/2026
🚨 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! 🚨
We’re starting the week with VERY serious business… the GIANT KERPLUNK has landed, and apparently it requires TWO FULLY FUNCTIONING ADULTS to assemble it. 😵💫🤣
So if anyone knows where we can find two responsible grown-ups, please send them our way immediately.
Bonus points if they can read instructions, identify plastic poles, and remain calm under pressure. 🚀😂
And speaking of fun… our bar manager has something EXTRA exciting to announce tomorrow to help make your Friday nights even better. 👀🍹
Keep your eyes peeled!