23/10/2026
🚨⚠️⛈️ EMERGENCY WEATHER BROADCAST! ⛈️⚠️🚨
With storms battering the UK this weekend, high winds, heavy rain and the possibility of being blown into next week… I've found the perfect SAFE HAVEN!
THE BREWERS ARMS!
After careful consideration, I've decided the best way to survive this weather is to stay indoors, keep warm and drink b**r!
And because I'm a caring, generous publican (and definitely not just looking for an excuse to sell b**r), I'm declaring a STATE OF B**R EMERGENCY!
2 BOTTLES OF CORONA FOR JUST £5!
⏰UNTIL 8PM TONIGHT OR WHILE STOCKS LAST!
Forget stocking up on bread, milk and candles… get yourselves down to The Brewers Arms and stock up on good times!
Remember, if the wind blows you through our doors, that's not bad weather… THAT'S FATE!
🚨 THIS CONCLUDES YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST! 🚨
Stay safe, stay warm, and most importantly… stay thirsty! 🚨⚠️⛈️ EMERGENCY WEATHER BROADCAST! ⛈️⚠️🚨
With storms battering the UK this weekend, high winds, heavy rain and the possibility of being blown into next week… I've found the perfect SAFE HAVEN!
THE BREWERS ARMS!
After careful consideration, I've decided the best way to survive this weather is to stay indoors, keep warm and drink b**r!
And because I'm a caring, generous publican (and definitely not just looking for an excuse to sell b**r), I'm declaring a STATE OF B**R EMERGENCY!
2 BOTTLES OF CORONA FOR JUST £5!
⏰UNTIL 7PM TONIGHT OR WHILE STOCKS LAST!
Forget stocking up on bread, milk and candles… get yourselves down to The Brewers Arms and stock up on good times!
Remember, if the wind blows you through our doors, that's not bad weather… THAT'S FATE!
🚨 THIS CONCLUDES YOUR EMERGENCY BROADCAST! 🚨
Stay safe, stay warm, and most importantly… stay thirsty!