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⚽️🔥 PREMIER LEAGUE WEEKEND AT HE’S NOT HERE SPORTS BAR! 🔥⚽️The big games are on, the beers are cold, and the weekend vib...
16/09/2026

⚽️🔥 PREMIER LEAGUE WEEKEND AT HE’S NOT HERE SPORTS BAR! 🔥⚽️

The big games are on, the beers are cold, and the weekend vibes are sorted! 🍻💚

📅 FRIDAY 18 SEPTEMBER
⏰ 21:00 — Brentford 🐝 vs Chelsea 🔵

📅 SATURDAY 19 SEPTEMBER
⏰ 13:30 — Tottenham ⚪️ vs Aston Villa 🟣
⏰ 16:00 — Brighton 🔵 vs Arsenal 🔴
⏰ 18:30 — Nottingham Forest 🔴 vs Coventry City 🔵

📅 SUNDAY 20 SEPTEMBER
⏰ 15:00 — Manchester City 🔵 vs Sunderland 🔴
⏰ 15:00 — Bournemouth 🔴 vs Liverpool 🔴
⏰ 15:00 — Leeds United ⚪️ vs Crystal Palace 🔵
⏰ 17:30 — Fulham ⚪️ vs Manchester United 🔴

🍺 ALL QUARTS — R50
Castle • Castle Lite • Black Label • Heineken

🍔 FOOD AVAILABLE
Boerie Rolls • Beef Burgers • Chicken Strips • Wings • Chips

🎱 POOL
R100 deposit gets you the pool ball, chalk + 2 cues.

📍 HE’S NOT HERE SPORTS BAR
🍻 GOOD GAMES • COLD BEERS • GREAT VIBES

Bring the boys. Grab a cold one. Watch the football. 💚⚽️🍺

🏆⚽ **EFL CUP THIRD ROUND IS HERE!** ⚽🏆The big games are coming to the bar this week! 🍻🔥📅 **TUESDAY 15 SEPTEMBER**⚽ Liver...
15/09/2026

🏆⚽ **EFL CUP THIRD ROUND IS HERE!** ⚽🏆

The big games are coming to the bar this week! 🍻🔥

📅 **TUESDAY 15 SEPTEMBER**
⚽ Liverpool vs Tottenham — 21:00
⚽ Ipswich Town vs Arsenal — 21:00
⚽ West Ham vs Fulham — 20:45
⚽ Peterborough vs Barnsley — 20:30
⚽ Reading vs Brentford — 21:00

📅 **WEDNESDAY 16 SEPTEMBER**
⚽ Manchester United vs Brighton — 21:00
⚽ Everton vs Wolves — 20:45
⚽ Coventry vs Aston Villa — 21:00
⚽ Fleetwood vs Sheffield United — 20:45

📅 **THURSDAY 17 SEPTEMBER**
⚽ Manchester City vs Norwich — 20:30

🍻 **GOOD FOOTBALL. COLD DRINKS. GREAT VIBES.**

Bring your mates, grab a drink and enjoy the action with us!

📍 Catch all the EFL Cup action LIVE at the bar!

🏉🔥 RUGBY WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥🏉🇿🇦 SPRINGBOKS 🆚 ALL BLACKS 🇳🇿📅 SATURDAY 12 SEPTEMBER⏰ 23:00📺 LIVE ON THE BIG SCREENSTh...
08/09/2026

🏉🔥 RUGBY WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥🏉

🇿🇦 SPRINGBOKS 🆚 ALL BLACKS 🇳🇿

📅 SATURDAY 12 SEPTEMBER
⏰ 23:00
📺 LIVE ON THE BIG SCREENS

The biggest rivalry in rugby deserves the biggest atmosphere! 💥

🍺 DRINK SPECIALS
Castle Lite — R45
Castle L***r — R45
Black Label — R45
Heineken — R50

🔥 COLD DRINKS • GREAT FOOD • BIG SCREENS • GOOD VIBES

Bring your mates. Wear your colours. Back the BOKKE! 🇿🇦💪

📍 HESNOTHERE BAR

COME FOR THE RUGBY. STAY FOR THE VIBE. 🏉🍻🇿🇦

⚽🔥 FOOTBALL WEEK AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽The big games are coming thick and fast! 📺🍻🔴 Tuesday 8 SeptPorto 🆚 Man City — 21:00🔴 W...
08/09/2026

⚽🔥 FOOTBALL WEEK AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽

The big games are coming thick and fast! 📺🍻

🔴 Tuesday 8 Sept
Porto 🆚 Man City — 21:00

🔴 Wednesday 9 Sept
Napoli 🆚 Arsenal — 21:00
Liverpool 🆚 Atlético Madrid — 21:00

🔴 Saturday 12 Sept
Liverpool 🆚 Fulham — 16:00
Sunderland 🆚 Arsenal — 21:00

🔥 SUNDAY 13 SEPT — THE BIG ONE!
🔴 Man United 🆚 Man City 🔵 — 17:30

🍺 DRINK SPECIALS
Castle Lite — R45
Castle L***r — R45
Black Label — R45
Heineken — R50

📺 LIVE FOOTBALL • BIG SCREENS • COLD DRINKS • GREAT FOOD • GOOD VIBES

📍 HESNOTHERE BAR

Don’t just watch it… LIVE IT! 🔥⚽🍻

🇿🇦🏉 SPRINGBOKS vs ALL BLACKS! 🇳🇿🔥The rivalry is back! 💥 Get ready for another massive battle between South Africa 🇿🇦 and...
04/09/2026

🇿🇦🏉 SPRINGBOKS vs ALL BLACKS! 🇳🇿🔥

The rivalry is back! 💥 Get ready for another massive battle between South Africa 🇿🇦 and New Zealand 🇳🇿 this Saturday!

🍻 Cold drinks
🍔 Good food
🏉 Big rugby
🔥 Even bigger atmosphere!

📅 Saturday, 5 September
⏰ Kick-off: 17:10
📍 HESNOTHERE

Bring your crew, wear your green and gold, and let’s get behind the Boks! 🇿🇦💪

COME ON BOKKE! 🏆🔥

⚽🔥 PREMIER LEAGUE WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽The weekend is loaded with big games! 🍻⚽🔴 FRIDAY 4 SEPTEMBER⚔️ Ipswich vs Liv...
01/09/2026

⚽🔥 PREMIER LEAGUE WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽

The weekend is loaded with big games! 🍻⚽

🔴 FRIDAY 4 SEPTEMBER
⚔️ Ipswich vs Liverpool — 9:00PM

🔥 SATURDAY 5 SEPTEMBER
⚔️ Man City vs Coventry — 4:00PM
⚔️ Hull vs Aston Villa — 6:30PM

💥 SUNDAY 6 SEPTEMBER
⚔️ Everton vs Man United — 3:00PM
⚔️ Arsenal vs Chelsea — 5:30PM

🍻 Cold drinks
🍔 Good food
📺 All the action LIVE
🔥 Great atmosphere

📍 HESNOTHERE

Bring the crew, grab a drink and settle in for a massive weekend of football! ⚽🍻

WHERE THE GAME IS ON, THE VIBE IS ON. 🔥

🏉🔥 SPRINGBOKS vs ALL BLACKS 🔥🏉The rivalry is back! 🇿🇦💥🇳🇿Get ready for a massive night of rugby as the Springboks take on...
24/08/2026

🏉🔥 SPRINGBOKS vs ALL BLACKS 🔥🏉

The rivalry is back! 🇿🇦💥🇳🇿

Get ready for a massive night of rugby as the Springboks take on the All Blacks!

📅 29 AUGUST
⏰ 5:10PM
🏉 SPRINGBOKS 🇿🇦 vs ALL BLACKS 🇳🇿

📺 LIVE ON THE BIG SCREENS

🍻 Drink specials
🍔 Food truck open
🔥 Great vibes
🏉 Big rugby atmosphere

Bring your mates, wear your colours and come watch the Boks battle it out!

BIG GAME. BIG VIBES. BE THERE!

📍 HESNOTHERE BAR

🇿🇦 LET’S GO BOKKE! 🇿🇦

⚽🔥 FOOTBALL WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽The big games are coming! Get your crew together and join us for a weekend packed w...
24/08/2026

⚽🔥 FOOTBALL WEEKEND AT HESNOTHERE! 🔥⚽

The big games are coming! Get your crew together and join us for a weekend packed with EFL Cup & Premier League action. 🍻📺

🏆 EFL CUP
📅 Thursday 27 Aug
⚽ Chelsea vs Luton — 8:30PM

📅 Friday 28 Aug
⚽ Crystal Palace vs Man City — 9:00PM

🇬🇧 ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
📅 Saturday 29 Aug
⚽ Liverpool vs Nottm Forest — 1:30PM
⚽ Tottenham vs Newcastle — 6:30PM

📅 Sunday 30 Aug
⚽ Chelsea vs Brighton — 3:00PM
⚽ Man U vs Ipswich — 5:30PM

🍻 DRINK SPECIALS
🍔 FOOD TRUCK OPEN
🔥 GREAT VIBES
📺 LIVE FOOTBALL ON THE BIG SCREENS

Big games. Cold drinks. Great company.

📍 HESNOTHERE BAR
See you at the bar! 🍻⚽

It all comes down to this for the DHL Stormers XXIII at Ellis Park on Friday night.
24/08/2026

It all comes down to this for the DHL Stormers XXIII at Ellis Park on Friday night.

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Cape Town
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