11/06/2026
HOLY MOTHER OF SOCKS. LOOK WHAT WE’VE DONE. 🧦🩴
FIVE B**RS. A 10% TRIPLE IPA. PEEL-OFF STICKER LABELS. AN ENTIRE HOLIDAY DEDICATED TO THE WORST FOOTWEAR COMBINATION EVER CONCEIVED.
After months of plotting this absolute circus, the SOCKS & SANDALS DAY B**R LINEUP is FINALLY READY TO BE UNLEASHED.
And before we introduce these beautiful little freaks, we need to discuss something very important.
🚨 EVERY. SINGLE. CANNED. B**R. HAS. A. PEEL-OFF. STICKER. LABEL. 🚨
ALL FOUR OF THEM. Real stickers. On real b**r cans. Peel ’em off, slap ‘em on your cooler, and tell everyone you know that we spent actual money making this happen.
BEHOLD THE FOOTWEAR COLLECTION:
🧦 SOCKS & SANDALS | THE ORIGINAL
The b**r. The legend. The reason we’re all gathered here talking about socks like it’s a normal thing to do.
🩴 SOCKS & CROCS | 8.2%
Hop Fused West Coast DIPA w/ Centennial, Chinook, Simcoe & Citra.
A big, hoppy double West Coast IPA named after a footwear combination that should probably require a permit.
🌴 TOE SOCKS & FLIP FLOPS | 6.5%
Tropical Foggy IPA w/ Centennial, Citra & Simcoe.
Tropical hops. Foggy goodness. Ten individually wrapped toes living their best lives.
💥 SANDAL L. JACKSON | 10%
Hop Fused Foggy TIPA w/ Citra, Simcoe & Thora.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFLIPPIN’ SOCKS IN THESE MOTHERFLIPPIN’ SANDALS!
Ten glorious percent of pure, unfiltered footwear aggression.
🥭 SOCKS & POPS! | 8%
Smoothie Socks w/ Blood Orange, Mango & Pineapple.
A tropical fruit situation that tastes considerably better than anything involving an actual sock.
DRAFT ONLY! This one’s staying in the taprooms, so you’ll have to physically show up and put it in your face. 👄
🚨 NOW PAY ATTENTION, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SOCK GOBLINS. 🚨
We normally release b**r on Fridays.
NOT THIS WEEK.
SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 7TH. 11AM.
🍻 All four canned releases available in our taprooms AND online for CALIFORNIA SHIPPING starting at 11AM!
🥭 Socks & Pops! available ON DRAFT ONLY at participating taprooms.
🧦 ALL FOUR CANNED RELEASES HAVE PEEL-OFF STICKER LABELS. We’re mentioning it again because we’re genuinely obses