Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge

Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge Bringing Justice to All of the GUILTY Smiles In The City. You have the right to regain smiling.
1. File Your Preliminary Smile Review
2. Get Booked.

Double Diamond Deck came up missing from The Jewel Heist Division's Evidence Locker again 🫢We had a suspect in dire need...
09/14/2026

Double Diamond Deck came up missing from The Jewel Heist Division's Evidence Locker again 🫢
We had a suspect in dire need of ice.
The report came in saying his smile was dehydrated 😉
And That's simply against our precinct's policy.
GUILTY AS CHARGED 🤷🏽‍♀️

It makes 0 sense to invest and then NOT protect. Retainers are imperative after release. Since your teeth were not natur...
09/14/2026

It makes 0 sense to invest and then NOT protect.
Retainers are imperative after release.
Since your teeth were not naturally straight..you altered their positioning with braces. BUT teeth have vivid memory. They are most comfortable in their natural state. So, they want to get right back to their regular position.
Retainers stop them from being able to.
Retainers maintain your new positioning.
Keep your new smile smiling.
If you wish to waste your money and have your teeth disorderly again... then, don't get the Retainers.
But if you invested and vow to never commit disorderly smile conduct again.
GET ON SMILE HOUSE ARREST AND GET YOUR TEETH MONITOR. Plan to start that process on the day of your release!!

Yes, this is his. But what about yours? Search your scene... is there visible build-up on your teeth? Your crime scene ...
09/14/2026

Yes, this is his. But what about yours?
Search your scene... is there visible build-up on your teeth?
Your crime scene may look like:

• soft white build up on the front of your teeth as pictured
• hard yellow buildup around the gum line, in between teeth, or on the back of teeth
• dark brown discolored layer of bio-film on the front or back of teeth.
If you see any of these in the mirror... File Your Smile IMMEDIATELY.
It is time for smile lock-up and rehab. We got you! Get the cleaning now, to avoid needing new teeth altogether in a year or two.

09/13/2026

Internal Affairs refused funding for our Smile Inmates... so we took matters into our own hands.. AGAIN.
After days in negotiation we were able to hack up a quick system... but it has to be QUICK or they'll catch wind of it and shut us down.
‼️24 HOURS ONLY ‼️
👀 RUN TO YOUR EMAIL NOW - Your temporary password is there.
⚠️ PLEASE DON'T SHARE IT ⚠️

Serving Time "Behind Bars" has it's benefits 😉Turn your smile in.
09/10/2026

Serving Time "Behind Bars" has it's benefits 😉
Turn your smile in.

The Dept posted a CLASSIFIED REWARD AMOUNT for all MISSING Reports filed between March and October ONLY. If you came in ...
09/09/2026

The Dept posted a CLASSIFIED REWARD AMOUNT for all MISSING Reports filed between March and October ONLY.
If you came in for your Interrogation or have one scheduled before October then you qualify.
Shoot the text to get the deets.

The Dispatch received a 911 Call from one of our previous inmates. She came in 2 years ago for her first lock-up and her...
09/09/2026

The Dispatch received a 911 Call from one of our previous inmates. She came in 2 years ago for her first lock-up and her bonding broke a couple of weeks ago.
But, she had an important event in a couple of days 🥴
Composite Bonding is typically a same day repair of broken and chipped teeth but we didnt have any open slots on the Regular Docket..and only one left on our Member's Docket.
We gave her a Member Privilege Pass and got her in this time.
She's baaaccckkk 🙌🏾
We're always crazy happy to see our Smile Felons smiling crazy again 😝

We only need 9 Suspects ‼️Reporting to The Smile Precinct for Consult is REQUIRED and will lock in your reward. Once we ...
09/08/2026

We only need 9 Suspects ‼️
Reporting to The Smile Precinct for Consult is REQUIRED and will lock in your reward.
Once we have our 9 Suspects this post will destruct.
Share with your loved ones who need their smile back 😊

Baltimore Women are putting their HEARTS ON ICE all over the city and it's driving the people crazy. We've been getting ...
09/07/2026

Baltimore Women are putting their HEARTS ON ICE all over the city and it's driving the people crazy. We've been getting the reports!
But, We regret to inform you that this epidemic will NOT come to an end anytime soon.
You should most definitely expect to see a rise in numbers this week because there's a special plea deal for healed hearts.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ these hearts are to remind the wearer that their hearts are no longer broken.
We are healed, whole, and icier than a MF'er 🤷🏽‍♀️
Drop any ❤️🩵🩷💙💚💛🤎💜 in the DM to get one... or two.

CASE DISMISSED 🙌🏾😝
09/07/2026

CASE DISMISSED 🙌🏾😝

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Parkville, MD
21234

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