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Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge

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Thee Jewelry Bar and Smile Lounge

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Bringing Justice to All of the GUILTY Smiles In The City. You have the right to regain smiling.

11/10/2026

We call it Grand Larceny... So unless you're ready for your smile to commit a felony... Stick to the Petty Theft lock-up.
All charges are listed on our site with their bail amounts.
There's a price to pay when you wanna stomp wit the Big Dawgs 💰.
But we have our Smile Bails Bondsman on standby for all your bail arrangement needs.

11/10/2026

MISSING REPORT IN PROGRESS...
Denture Investigations require the most processing.
There are several steps before we close your case.

But the beginning is... The Investigation.
Then there's a wax up fitting in The Holding Cell.
Followed by a 2nd Fitting and Adjustments lockup.
Lastly is the final.
Expect at minimum a 35 day investigation with 2-3 Smile Lockups.
But baby after that... After that BABBYY.... Your life is changed forever. The teeth are secure. The smile is back and The case has been cracked and that maybe your next move also 😉🫠
BOOKIE

11/09/2026

Serving Time "Behind Bars" for Disorderly Smile Conduct.
Probationary Visits to The Precinct every 6-8 weeks as instructed.
Under the direction of both, our Smile Corrections Officer and our Supervising Ortho .
The evidence speaks for itself.
Let the record reflect.
Bail Amounts vary depending on the complexity of your custom Smile Ops plan.
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11/07/2026

Suspects arrested for Smile-dentity Fraud look like this ➡️

Unrecognizable. No Trace. A completely New Smile-dentity.
They very appearance of your smile... Changed.
You choose... The shape. The shade. And then get all of the professional recommendations before lockup.

Investigations are non negotiable and underway prior to..
And Witness Protective Custody, highly recommended before release.
Need to escape your old smile too?
Every case isn't a candidate.
But don't keep hiding...Submit your case and see.

11/07/2026

Rumors. Accusations. Questions.
Passwords. Hidden Entrances. Unmarked Doors.
Still running. 7 years. 3 Locations.
Even if you were here...you were never really here.
That'll never change. Hmkay?

11/04/2026

SUSPECT UNDER ARREST ⛓️‍💥 His First Lock- Up | Round One of his cleaning complete.
Shout-out to this man for turning his smile in 👏🏾
We don't care how long you were on the run... Or how guilty you are...We are proud of you for finally locking in and getting it right.
The road to smile rehab won't be short, but it'll be worth it.
Mission New Smile underway... Stay tuned for his journey 🌹

11/03/2026

They're on the hunt for The Warden. The Head Smile Correctional Officer of Baltimore's Most Notorious Precinct and Smile Corrections Facility.
They say she's the problem.
Others say she's the solution.

She looks a little familiar... But, we can't call it.
Have you seen her? 👀

11/02/2026

Aren't we always 🥱🙄
The city is in a frenzy...
The people they use to talk about...
The people they use to make feel ashamed...
The people they use to laugh at..
The people they use to label and judge..
Are coming out of the shadows confident af.
Are getting their smiles in top tier order.
Are making a change in their lives for the better.
And the city seems to be upset.
The haters are flabbergasted.
The Office of Internal Affairs is concerned about the low rates and the records that they can NOT access.
Well flabber some more...because we're just getting started.
They accused us of releasing dangerously dope smiles back into society...and we plead GUILTY. Proudly.
BUTTERCUP 🌹

Address

Under The Red Velvet Rope
Parkville, MD
21234

Opening Hours

Tuesday	10am - 5pm
Thursday	10am - 5pm
Saturday	9am - 3pm

Telephone

+14434092919

Website

https://hopp.to/specialsmilesunit

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