10/10/2026
๐จ๐ SATURDAY AT THE FRIENDLY INN, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FOOD GREMLINS! ๐๐จ
Have you made questionable life choices this week? Excellent. Keep the streak alive and make one more by coming to eat your feelings with us. ๐คฃ๐
๐ฅ TODAYโS SPECIALS ARE HERE TO RUIN YOUR DIET AND HEAL YOUR SOUL:
๐ 1/2 LB BURGER โ Half a pound of beef because therapy is expensive and sometimes you just need to bite something.
๐ง GRILLED CHEESE CHEESEBURGER โ A grilled cheese and a cheeseburger had a beautiful, cheesy little accident, and WE PUT IT ON THE MENU. Youโre welcome. ๐ง๐คค
๐ Both come with your choice of FRIES, TOTS, OR WAFFLE FRIES! Because making decisions is hard enough when youโre hungry and emotionally unstable.
๐ป YOUR SATURDAY CHAOS CREW:
๐ฏโโ๏ธ BONNIE & GINNY are here until 5 PM, serving cold drinks and cooking up delicious food while pretending weโre all perfectly normal people.
๐คช At 5 PM, BRIDGIT & MATT take over until closing! God help us all. Bridgit will be behind the bar serving drinks, sarcasm, and absolutely no professional psychological assistance. Matt will be making the food while the rest of us collectively lose our last remaining brain cells. ๐๐
๐๐บ AND GUESS WHAT, SPORTS FANATICS?! THE GAME WILL BE ON AT 8 PM! Come grab a burger, a cold drink, and a seat before kickoff! Cheer, yell at the TV like the players can hear you, and question every coaching decision from the comfort of your barstool. We support your delusions. ๐คฃ๐
๐ THE REST OF THE MENU IS AVAILABLE TOO! Including our famous wings and pizzas, because nobody should have to face a Saturday sober AND hungry. ๐๐๐
๐จ Bring your friends, your appetite, your questionable opinions about football, and that one cousin nobody knows how to get rid of.
THE BURGERS ARE HOT, THE DRINKS ARE COLD, THE GAME IS ON AT 8, AND THE STAFF IS ONE SNORT-LAUGH AWAY FROM ABSOLUTE ANARCHY. ๐๐ป
๐ Friendly Inn โ Come for the food. Stay for the game. Leave with a full belly and at least three stories you probably shouldnโt repeat at work on Monday. ๐คฃ