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11/01/2026

“Serve it hot.”

She understood the assignment a little differently. 😂🔥

Technically… nobody specified HOW to serve it hot. 💅

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10/29/2026

Things I’ll never say no to:

One more cocktail. 🍸
A bite of your pasta. 🍝
“Should we order sushi too?” 🍣
And obviously… dessert. 🍰

Basically, if it’s on the Café Noir menu, don’t ask me twice. 😂

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10/27/2026

Priorities. 😂🍕📱

Someone steals your phone while you’re eating at Café Noir and your first thought is: “WAIT… WHERE’S MY PIZZA?!”

The phone can be replaced. This pizza? We’re not taking any chances. 👀

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What’s for dinner? 👀🍽️A table full of favorites, a drink to go with it, and absolutely no regrets about ordering a littl...
10/25/2026

What’s for dinner? 👀🍽️

A table full of favorites, a drink to go with it, and absolutely no regrets about ordering a little bit of everything. 🍸

Swipe for a closer look at everything on the table, because some dishes deserve their own moment. 🤤

Now the hardest question: what are you ordering first?

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10/21/2026

We asked the little food critics what their favorite thing on the Café Noir menu is… and they did not hesitate. 😂🍽️

Kids might be our toughest reviewers, so you know their favorites have to be good. 👀

✨ Bring the family and let your little one choose their favorite!

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10/18/2026

When the waiter gender profiles the drinks… and gets it completely backwards. 😂🍺🍹

Plot twist: the b**r was hers and the pink drink was his.

Consider this your reminder to order whatever you actually want. 👀

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10/13/2026

“What do you recommend?”

Honestly? A little bit of everything. 😂🍽️

Choosing just one thing at Café Noir was never part of the plan. Bring the table, order a few favorites, and share… or don’t. 👀

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10/12/2026

Café Noir wouldn’t be Café Noir without the people behind it. ❤️

The familiar faces, the laughs between tables, the busy shifts, and the team that makes every visit feel like Café Noir.

Good food brings you in. Our people make the place what it is. 🫶

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10/08/2026

Café Noir has always been about more than great food. It’s about the people, the atmosphere, and the beautiful community that makes this place so special.

Address

3000 Stirling Road, Suite 112
Hollywood, FL
33021

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 11pm
Tuesday 8am - 11pm
Wednesday 8am - 11pm
Thursday 8am - 11pm
Friday 8am - 3pm
Saturday 8:45pm - 1am
Sunday 8am - 11pm

Telephone

+19545845171

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