09/12/2026
SATURDAY SHOWDOWN: where the burgers are stacked, the slushies are boozy, and our bingo caller should probably have adult supervision.
BAR BINGO at 2pm!
Jen is calling balls and making tasteless jokes. Will you be offended? Maybe. Will she care? Absolutely not. Come win our jelly beans and experience the HR violation firsthand.
TODAY’S SPECIAL: THE DRUNKEN GOAT BURGER
Double signature smash, bacon, herbed goat cheese, bourbon grape glaze, crispy fried onion and arugula on brioche.
Sweet. Salty. Tangy. Boozy. A little messy.
Basically Jen, but with goat cheese.
Feeling fancy? Grab our HOUSE BRUSCHETTA made with organic heirloom tomatoes, fresh basil and onion, finished with our house balsamic glaze and fresh Parm.
It’s farm-to-table-ish, which feels very sophisticated considering there’s a woman yelling “O-69” across the bar.
And because summer is hanging on by one boozy little thread…
NEW KEY LIME PIE SLUSHY
Tart. Creamy. Boozy.
It tastes like Key West made a terrible decision and woke up in Cambridge, Wisconsin.
Come get your last taste of summer before Wisconsin skips fall entirely and we’re all scraping our windshields with a Kwik Trip rewards card.
See ya soon, you beautiful degenerates.