06/13/2026
Happy Midwest Fire Fest Weekend, you beautiful pyromaniacs.
If your plans today involve fire, explosions, questionable decisions, and sunscreen applied 45 minutes too late… you’re doing it right.
When you’re done roasting yourself like a gas station hot dog, come cool off at Cash & Olive’s.
BAR BINGO starts at 2pm.
Jen and Courtney had to leave town unexpectedly, which means today’s bingo caller is a complete mystery. Could be a staff member. Could be a regular. Could be a raccoon in a visor. At this point, we’re all finding out together.
Either way, jelly beans are on the line.
Today’s special is our WTF Quesadilla:
Honey Sriracha Chicken, black bean and corn salsa, green hatch chiles, and fresh Wisconsin mozzarella. Served with crema and pickled red onions because apparently we’re fancy now.
And yes, the Swamp Water Slushies are flowing.
Nobody knows exactly what’s in swamp water. Science has tried. The DNR has questions. All we know is it’s cold, delicious, and significantly safer than drinking actual swamp water.
Katie and Maddi are slingin’.
Dakota and Liz are commanding the grill.
Poor Anthony is in the dish pit fighting for his life against a mountain of plates.
Get hot at Fire Fest.
Cool down with a Swamp Water Slushy.
Make good choices. Or at least entertaining ones.