10/26/2026
🎅🍺 24 DAYS OF BEER-MAS IS BACK, YOU BEAUTIFUL HOLIDAY DEGENERATES! 🎄
Forget Elf on the Shelf. We’ve got B**r in a Box. 😂
🎁 24 different holiday b**rs.
🎁 Individually wrapped because apparently we need to practice self-control.
🍻 One b**r a day from December 1st through Christmas Eve.
That’s 24 days of festive cheer, questionable b**r reviews, and telling your family, “It’s basically an advent calendar.”
🎄 PRESALE IS ON NOW!
📦 Pickup: November 28th
⚠️ Limited quantities available. These bad boys disappear faster than the good b**rs at your in-laws’ Christmas party.
https://bottle-rocket-b**r-reserve-108231.square.site/product/24-days-of-b**r-mas-/1878?cs=true
Merry B**rmas, ya filthy animals! 🍻
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