03/11/2026
So worried here....
Scrambled communications, poor mobile signals, no Internet, can only mean 1 thing....
INVASION COMING!!!!!!!!
No just kidding but through some miracle we here still have Internet access to the world
So if your feeling cut off or alone then feel free to come to us where we can mobilise the Weald Windmill Pub Home Guard and plan the best defence of this village and protect our precious copper cable from the invaders
Always looking for new members here so get mobilising
Protect the community,protect the village,protect the pub
Signing off now and hoping for reinforcements asap