The Funky Monkey

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🚨 SOLD OUT! 🚨What a response! πŸ”₯Our Scotland vs Haiti World Cup Night at The Funky Monkey is now COMPLETELY SOLD OUT! ⚽🏴󠁧...
03/06/2026

🚨 SOLD OUT! 🚨

What a response! πŸ”₯

Our Scotland vs Haiti World Cup Night at The Funky Monkey is now COMPLETELY SOLD OUT! βš½πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή

A huge thank you to everyone who grabbed their tickets. We’re set for an incredible night of football, live music, great atmosphere, and plenty of good times! 🍻🎢

🎟️ No Ticket No Entry
πŸšͺ Doors open at 8PM
⚽ Kick-off at 2AM

If you missed out, we still have tickets available for our Scotland vs Morocco night on June 19th. Tickets available from the bar.

See everyone on the night! πŸ™Œ

🐡⚽πŸ”₯

β˜€οΈπŸ’ SUMMER SESSIONS ARE HERE AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🎢🍹Every Saturday we’re bringing the ultimate summer sessions to your w...
02/06/2026

β˜€οΈπŸ’ SUMMER SESSIONS ARE HERE AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🎢🍹

Every Saturday we’re bringing the ultimate summer sessions to your weekend!

🎸 Live Music | 4PM – 7PM
🎧 DJ Sessions | 7PM – 10PM

Great tunes, ice-cold drinks, sunshine (hopefully) vibes and the best atmosphere in town. Whether you’re catching up with friends, starting your night out, or dancing all evening, The Funky Monkey is the place to be this summer!

🌴 Good Vibes. Great Music. Every Saturday. 🌴

πŸ“ The Funky Monkey
πŸ“… Every Saturday

Come for the music, stay for the memories! 🍻🎡

SummerInTheCity GoodTimesGreatMusic WeekendStartsHere FunkyMonkeyFun πŸΉβ˜€οΈπŸŽΆπŸ’

🚨 ALMOST SOLD OUT! 🚨The response to our Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 vs Haiti πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή night on 13th June has been incredible, and we’re n...
02/06/2026

🚨 ALMOST SOLD OUT! 🚨

The response to our Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 vs Haiti πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή night on 13th June has been incredible, and we’re now down to the last few tickets! 🎟️πŸ”₯

A reminder that any reserved tickets that have not been collected by the end of this week will be released and made available to others.

If you’ve reserved tickets, make sure you get them picked up as soon as possible to avoid missing out!

Doors open at 8PM 🎡
Live Music 🎸
Kick-Off 2AM ⚽

Don’t leave it too late – once they’re gone, they’re gone! 🍻

πŸ”₯ SATURDAY IS GOING TO BE A CRACKER AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! πŸ”₯⚽ Scotland vs CuraΓ§ao – Kick-off 1PM⚽ PSG vs Arsenal – Kick-of...
29/05/2026

πŸ”₯ SATURDAY IS GOING TO BE A CRACKER AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! πŸ”₯

⚽ Scotland vs CuraΓ§ao – Kick-off 1PM
⚽ PSG vs Arsenal – Kick-off 5PM

Catch all the action live with the best atmosphere, ice-cold drinks, and all your mates at The Funky Monkey! 🍻

🎀 Then from 8PM it’s KARAOKE NIGHT!
Get up, grab the mic, and sing your heart out with a night full of tunes, laughs, and good vibes! 🎢

🍹 Great drinks
🎢 Great music
⚽ Massive matches
🎀 Big karaoke energy

Your Saturday plans are sorted β€” see you at The Funky Monkey! 🐡πŸ”₯

🎯πŸ”₯ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS TONIGHT! πŸ”₯🎯The Premier League Darts Semi Finals & Finals are LIVE tonight at The Funky Monk...
28/05/2026

🎯πŸ”₯ IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS TONIGHT! πŸ”₯🎯

The Premier League Darts Semi Finals & Finals are LIVE tonight at The Funky Monkey! πŸ»πŸ’

Big atmosphere, cold pints, and massive checkouts on the screens all night long! Who’s taking the title? πŸ‘€πŸ†

πŸ“ The Funky Monkey
🎯 Semi Finals & Finals LIVE
🍺 Great Drinks
⚑ Big Atmosphere
🎢 Good Times Guaranteed

Get down early and grab your spot! πŸ™Œ FinalsNight

πŸ€πŸ† MATCHDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY πŸ†πŸ€Dunfermline πŸ†š Celtic⏰ 3PM Kick OffπŸšͺ Doors Open 11AMπŸ₯ƒ MAKE MINE A DOUBLE πŸ₯ƒWatch all the...
23/05/2026

πŸ€πŸ† MATCHDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY πŸ†πŸ€

Dunfermline πŸ†š Celtic
⏰ 3PM Kick Off
πŸšͺ Doors Open 11AM

πŸ₯ƒ MAKE MINE A DOUBLE πŸ₯ƒ

Watch all the action live as Celtic chase the double in the best atmosphere around! Grab your mates and get in early for another massive day at The Funky Monkey

Live music from 6pm πŸ€

πŸ€βš½ Can the Champions do the DOUBLE? πŸ‘€πŸ”₯ βš½πŸ€πŸ† Dunfermline vs CelticπŸ•’ 3PM Kick OffπŸ“… Saturday 23rd MayGet yourself into The F...
18/05/2026

πŸ€βš½ Can the Champions do the DOUBLE? πŸ‘€πŸ”₯ βš½πŸ€

πŸ† Dunfermline vs Celtic
πŸ•’ 3PM Kick Off
πŸ“… Saturday 23rd May

Get yourself into The Funky Monkey for all the action live on our big screens with the best atmosphere in town! πŸ»πŸ’š

🎢 LIVE MUSIC AFTER THE GAME 🎢

What a day yesterday was celebrating the Champions of Scotland πŸ€πŸ†Hope everyone had an amazing time and aren’t suffering ...
17/05/2026

What a day yesterday was celebrating the Champions of Scotland πŸ€πŸ†

Hope everyone had an amazing time and aren’t suffering too much today πŸ€’πŸ˜‚

Give us a wee ❀️ for the staff as well β€” they never stopped all day and night πŸ‘πŸ’š

See you all Saturday for the DOUBLE!! πŸ€

Have a belter πŸ€
16/05/2026

Have a belter πŸ€

Address

607 Old Edinburgh Road
Uddingston
G716HJ

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 12am
Tuesday 12pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12pm
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+441698911823

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