The Funky Monkey

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🎱 PLAYERS WANTED! 🎱The Funky Monkey is looking for players to join our POOL TEAM! 🐒🎱Fancy getting involved, having a few...
18/09/2026

🎱 PLAYERS WANTED! 🎱

The Funky Monkey is looking for players to join our POOL TEAM! 🐒🎱

Fancy getting involved, having a few laughs and representing the Funky? 🍻

Whether you’re a regular player or just fancy giving it a go, let a member of staff know if you’re interested!

🎱 New players welcome
🍺 Good friends. Great games. Cold drinks.
🐒 MON THE FUNKY!

🎤🧠 FRIDAY NIGHT = QUIZ NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🧠🎤Get the team together and put your knowledge to the test! 👀🧠 Quiz st...
18/09/2026

🎤🧠 FRIDAY NIGHT = QUIZ NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🧠🎤

Get the team together and put your knowledge to the test! 👀

🧠 Quiz starts 8PM
🏆 Round prizes to be won
💷 Cash prize for the winners
🎤 Karaoke straight after the quiz

Good people, great tunes and plenty of laughs — Friday nights are Funky! 🙌🐒💚

🔮 PSYCHIC SHOW AT THE FUNKY MONKEY 🔮Join us for a very special afternoon with psychic medium Robert Lee on Sunday 4th Oc...
16/09/2026

🔮 PSYCHIC SHOW AT THE FUNKY MONKEY 🔮

Join us for a very special afternoon with psychic medium Robert Lee on Sunday 4th October from 4pm. ✨

Expect an afternoon of spirit connection, psychic insight, heartfelt messages and a few laughs along the way!

🎟️ Tickets £10 each — available from the bar
🔮 Private readings available after the show — limited spaces, so early booking is recommended.
🔞 18+ only

Tickets are limited, so get yours before they’re gone! 💜🔮

🚨 QUIZ NIGHT HAS MOVED! 🚨You asked, we listened… our Funky Monkey Quiz is moving from THURSDAY to FRIDAY! 🐒🧠Same great q...
15/09/2026

🚨 QUIZ NIGHT HAS MOVED! 🚨

You asked, we listened… our Funky Monkey Quiz is moving from THURSDAY to FRIDAY! 🐒🧠

Same great quiz, same great prizes — just a better night to make a night of it! 🍻🎉

⏰ FRIDAY — Quiz starts 8pm
🏆 Round prizes to be won
💰 Cash prize for the winners
🎤 Karaoke straight after the quiz

Get the team together and come kick off your weekend at The Funky Monkey!

THURSDAYS ARE OUT… FRIDAYS ARE FUNKY! 🐒💚

TODAY’S THE DAY 🍀DERBY DAY IS HERE! 🔥🍀Doors open at 11AM this morning for:RANGERS vs CELTIC⚽ Kick off 12PM🎟️ NO TICKETS ...
13/09/2026

TODAY’S THE DAY 🍀

DERBY DAY IS HERE! 🔥🍀

Doors open at 11AM this morning for:

RANGERS vs CELTIC
⚽ Kick off 12PM
🎟️ NO TICKETS REQUIRED
🎤 LIVE MUSIC AFTER THE GAME

Get down early, grab your spot and get ready for a massive day at The Funky Monkey! 💚🐒

DERBY DAY TOMORROW! 🍀🔥There’s only one place to be…Rangers vs Celtic🚪 Doors open 11am⚽ 12pm kick off🎟️ NO TICKETS REQUIR...
12/09/2026

DERBY DAY TOMORROW! 🍀🔥

There’s only one place to be…

Rangers vs Celtic
🚪 Doors open 11am
⚽ 12pm kick off
🎟️ NO TICKETS REQUIRED
🎤 Live music after the game

Early arrival strongly advised. Get the colours on and get yourselves down to The Funky Monkey! 💚🐒

2 DAYS TO GO 🍀🔥Your Derby Day weekend starts HERE!Only 2 DAYS TO GO until Rangers vs Celtic and we’re getting ready for ...
11/09/2026

2 DAYS TO GO 🍀🔥
Your Derby Day weekend starts HERE!

Only 2 DAYS TO GO until Rangers vs Celtic and we’re getting ready for a massive Sunday at The Funky Monkey.

🚪 Doors 11am
⚽ Kick off 12pm
🎟️ No tickets required
🎤 Live music after the game

Who’s joining us? 👀💚

3 DAYS TO GO ⏳Just 3 DAYS until the big one! 👀🍀Sunday at The Funky Monkey:⚽ Rangers vs Celtic — 12pm🚪 Doors open 11am🎟️ ...
10/09/2026

3 DAYS TO GO ⏳
Just 3 DAYS until the big one! 👀🍀

Sunday at The Funky Monkey:
⚽ Rangers vs Celtic — 12pm
🚪 Doors open 11am
🎟️ No tickets required
🎤 Live music after full time

Get down early — when we’re full, we’re full! 🐒💚

🧠🍻 THURSDAY QUIZ NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍻🧠Think you’ve got what it takes? Get the team together and join us Thursday...
10/09/2026

🧠🍻 THURSDAY QUIZ NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍻🧠

Think you’ve got what it takes? Get the team together and join us Thursday from 8pm for our weekly Quiz Night! 🏆

🃏 Play Your Cards Right
🏆 Prizes to be won
🎤 Karaoke straight after the quiz

Quiz it. Win it. Then get up and sing it! 😂🎶

📍 The Funky Monkey
⏰ Thursday | 8pm

See you at the Funky! 🐒💚🍻

🍀⚽ MATCHDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ⚽🍀ST JOHNSTONE 🆚 CELTIC⏰ 8PM KICK OFF📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENSCan Celtic get the job done a...
09/09/2026

🍀⚽ MATCHDAY AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! ⚽🍀

ST JOHNSTONE 🆚 CELTIC
⏰ 8PM KICK OFF
📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENS

Can Celtic get the job done and head into Sunday’s Glasgow Derby with a perfect domestic record? 👀🔥

Get yourself into the Funky, grab a pint and get behind the Hoops! 🍻🍀

🎶 LET THE PEOPLE SING!
🍀 C’MON THE HOOPS!

Address

607 Old Edinburgh Road
Uddingston
G716HJ

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 12am
Tuesday 12pm - 12am
Wednesday 12pm - 12am
Thursday 12pm - 12pm
Friday 12pm - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+441698911823

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