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Monday 12pm - 12am Tuesday 12pm - 12am Wednesday 12pm - 12am Thursday 12pm - 12pm Friday 12pm - 1am Saturday 11am - 1am Sunday 11am - 12am

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04/11/2026

🧹✨ WE’RE HIRING – CLEANERS WANTED! ✨🧹

🍻 The Horseshoe Bar & The Funky Monkey are looking for reliable, hardworking cleaners to join our team!

📅 WEEKENDS ONLY

We’re looking for someone who takes pride in their work, has a good eye for detail and can help keep both our venues looking their best! 🧽✨

📲 Interested? Get in touch!

💬 Send us a private message
📱 Or text 07951 270874

Know someone who might be interested? Tag them below or share this post! 👇

29/10/2026

🎱🐵 IT’S POOL NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🐵🎱

🔥 FUNKY MONKEY vs THE BARLEYCORN 🔥

📅 THURSDAY
⏰ 8PM BREAK OFF

The Funky Monkey Pool Team are back in action this Thursday as we take on The Barleycorn! 💪🎱

🍻 Get yourselves down, grab a pint and give the boys your support!

Every cheer counts… especially when the pressure’s on that black ball! 😂🎱

💚🖤 MON THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🖤💚

🐵 SLEEP • DRINK • PLAY • REPEAT 🎱

27/10/2026

Welcome Book 25 📙

Watching You Lisa Jewell

We will be discussing this psychological thriller on Wednesday 25th November at 7.30pm The Funky Monkey

Boujee Bookclub 🧡

27/10/2026

🚨🎟️ LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR TICKETS! 🎟️🚨

🇮🇪The last remaining tickets are AVAILABLE NOW FROM THE BAR! 🇮🇪

If you’ve not got yours yet, don’t leave it too late! 👀

🍻🎶 🇮🇪This is going to be one cracking night, and you won’t want to miss it!

⚠️ ONCE THEY’RE GONE, THEY’RE GONE!

🎟️ Get down to the bar and grab yours before it’s too late!

🇮🇪 DON’T MISS THIS ONE! 🇮🇪

08/10/2026

🎱🐒 POOL NIGHT AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🍻

🔥 FUNKY MONKEY vs SPARKY’S 🔥

🏆 Friendly Match
⏰ 8PM FIRST BREAK!

Come along, grab a pint and get behind the Funky Pool Team! 💪🎱

MON THE FUNKY! 🐒🍻

07/10/2026

Book 24 📖

Discussing London Falling by Patrick Radden Keefe

Monday 26th October
7.30pm at Funky Monkey, Uddingston

Boujee Bookclub 🍁

02/10/2026

Welcome Book 24 🧡

LONDON FALLING by Patrick Radden Keefe

Next bookclub is:
Monday 26th October at Funky Monkey, Uddingston at 7.30pm

Boujee Bookclub 🍁

02/10/2026

🧠🎤 FRIDAY NIGHT = QUIZ & KARAOKE AT THE FUNKY MONKEY! 🐒🍻

Get the team together and put your knowledge to the test!

🧠 Quiz starts at 8pm
🏆 Round prizes to be won
💰 Cash prize for the winners
🎤 Karaoke straight after the quiz

Come for the quiz, stay for the tunes and kick off the weekend Funky Monkey style! 🍻🎶🐒

See you Friday! 🙌

01/10/2026

The Boujée Book Club in the Funky Monkey last night discussing their latest read with the author Aimee Friel 📖🍷

Amazing Author night with the talented Aimee Friel discussing her fabulous novel The Prison Project. Thank you Aimee for sharing your knowledge and experiences of being a dancer and working in prison setting, bringing you on your journey to writing your novel.

We recommend readings Aimee's novel, The Prison Project. Available on amazon.

Thank you again Aimee, for coming along and also massive thank you to Funky Monkey 🐒

Boujee Bookclub 🧡

29/09/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SCOTLAND MATCHDAY! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Scotland take on Switzerland tonight at Hampden! ⚽🔥

⏰ 7.45PM KICK OFF
📺 LIVE ON ALL SCREENS
🍺 Get in early, grab a pint and get behind the boys!

MON SCOTLAND! 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Address

607 Old Edinburgh Road
Uddingston
G716HJ

Opening Hours

Monday	12pm - 12am
Tuesday	12pm - 12am
Wednesday	12pm - 12am
Thursday	12pm - 12pm
Friday	12pm - 1am
Saturday	11am - 1am
Sunday	11am - 12am

Telephone

+441698911823

Website

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