15/06/2026
World Cup 2026 ⚽️🥅
Alarm set for 2:45am ⏰
Sat in the dark with a beer 🍺
Watching two countries I’ve genuinely never heard anyone mention before.
Commentator: “Huge game tonight between Curaçao and Bosnia…”
Me: “Right… I’ll pretend I know what’s going on then.”
Football heritage. 😂⚽