30/08/2026
👾 STAFF WANTED 👾
We could write one of those painfully corporate posts looking for “enthusiastic, outgoing individuals to join our dynamic team”…
But this is Hoochi!
We want the weirdos, goths, emos, indie, punks, rockers, ravers, inked skin doodlers, pierced human pin cushions, alternative oddballs, non square normals, misfits, alien beings and general creatures of the night 👽
Basically, if you’ve spent most of your life being told you’re a bit different, you’ll probably fit in nicely.
You’ll need personality, attitude, a decent work ethic and the ability to keep your head when Hoochi is absolutely bouncing.
Get in and you’re not just picking up a few bar shifts. You’re joining the inner circle.
Think you’re Hoochi enough?
Drop us a message 🖤