06/09/2026
š„ THE 666 š„
James walked in last night announcing heās a āREAL manā like heād just unlocked a new difficulty level in life.
Wings hit the table ā smell slapped him instantly ā but he still went full hero mode.
Wings: demolished.
Confidence: inflated.
Brain cells: missing.
Then the afterburn arrived.
Sweat pouring.
Tears forming.
Tissues everywhere.
Milk, ice cream and ice cubes staring him down like temptation itself.
But he sat there for 6 whole minutes, shaking, suffering, spiritually travellingā¦
And somehow ā unbelievably ā he won.
James:
Talked the talk.
Cried the cry.
Still the champion of the 6.4 million Scoville meltdown.
Whoās next ?!