Poacher Portishead

22/10/2026

🎤🔥 THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE POACHER… GET READY FOR A BELTER!! 🔥🎤

🎶💥 THE ONE AND ONLY LUKEY Q IS BACK!! 💥🎶

If you’ve seen Lukey Q perform before, you’ll know EXACTLY what we’re talking about!! 🤩🙌

His music is VIBRANT, ENERGETIC and ABSOLUTELY INFECTIOUS! 🎵🔥 From the moment he picks up that microphone, the atmosphere is electric!! ⚡🎤

He’s got the voice, the personality and the energy to get the whole pub singing, dancing and having an AMAZING night!! 💃🕺🍻

So if you’re up for a proper good night out, fantastic live music, brilliant company and an atmosphere that’s second to none…

🚨 THIS IS A NIGHT NOT TO BE MISSED!! 🚨

📅 THIS SATURDAY 24TH OCTOBER

⏰ FROM 9PM

📍 THE POACHER, PORTISHEAD

🍻 Grab your mates, get those dancing shoes ready and come and join us for what promises to be another FANTASTIC Saturday night!!

🎉 LET’S GET THE POACHER ROCKING!! 🎉

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17/10/2026

🚨🎶 CHANGE OF ARTIST TONIGHT AT THE POACHER!! 🎶🚨

Well, they do say everything happens for a reason… and this time, it’s worked out rather nicely!! 😉🍻

Unfortunately, our original singer has had to cancel this evening, meaning we’ve had to make a last-minute change…

BUT DON’T PANIC… WE’VE PULLED IT OUT OF THE BAG!! 🙌🔥

As luck would have it, one of our ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES has become available, and you can bet we snapped him up quicker than you can say REGGAE!! 😂🎶

🎤 THE ONE AND ONLY JASON P BLACKMORE!! 🎤

🇯🇲 REGGAE & SKA CLASSICS 🇯🇲

🕘 TONIGHT FROM 9PM!

If you’ve seen Jason perform before, you’ll know exactly why we’re so excited!! His energy, fantastic music and ability to get everyone singing and dancing make for an absolutely BRILLIANT night!! 💃🕺

And if you haven’t seen him yet… WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 😂

So get your dancing shoes on, grab your mates and join us for a proper Saturday night at The Poacher!! 🍻🎉

WHEN JASON’S IN THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE!! 🔥🎶

📍 The Poacher, Portishead

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17/10/2026

🎃👻 A POLITE HALLOWEEN REMINDER FROM THE POACHER! 👻🎃

With Halloween fast approaching, we’ve been busy transforming The Poacher into a spooky little haven! 🕷️🕸️💀

However, we do have one small favour to ask of our wonderful customers… ❤️

PLEASE RESPECT OUR DECORATIONS! 🙏

Over the years, we have spent a considerable amount of time, money and effort purchasing and collecting our Halloween decorations. Every year, we go above and beyond to make our pub look fantastic, creating a fun and welcoming atmosphere for everyone to enjoy! 🎃

Sadly, it’s incredibly disappointing when decorations are deliberately damaged, broken or even taken home by people who seem to think they’re free souvenirs! 😔

We decorate for YOU, our customers, and it’s such a shame when the actions of a few spoil something that we’ve worked so hard to create for everyone.

We absolutely LOVE seeing you all enjoying the decorations, taking photos and getting into the Halloween spirit! 📸👻

So please, look, admire, take pictures… but leave our spooky friends exactly where they belong! 😂💀

We shouldn’t have to ask people to respect things that don’t belong to them, but unfortunately, here we are!

Thank you to the vast majority of our amazing customers who always show us and our venue nothing but respect. You’re the reason we continue putting so much love and effort into everything we do! ❤️

Let’s keep The Poacher spooky, not sorry! 🎃🕸️

Much love,
The Poacher Team ❤️

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15/10/2026

⚽🔥 THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL… THE EUROPEAN ACTION CONTINUES!! 🔥⚽

🚨 WHO SAID THURSDAYS WERE BORING?! NOT AT THE POACHER!! 🚨😂

We’re almost at the weekend, but why wait until Friday to enjoy a cheeky pint and some cracking football?! 🍻😉

⚽ THURSDAY 15TH OCTOBER ⚽

🏆 UEFA EUROPEAN FOOTBALL NIGHT! 🏆

🔥 Multiple European matches throughout the evening!

⚽ Big teams!
⚽ European battles!
⚽ Plenty of footballing drama!
⚽ And probably a few fans shouting at the referee! 😂🙈

And the best bit?!

🍻 YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE WHICH MATCH TO WATCH!!

Here at THE POACHER, we’ve got:

📺 10 SCREENS
📡 3 SEPARATE SKY BOXES
🍺 PLENTY OF COLD DRINKS
🙌 A FANTASTIC ATMOSPHERE
🐶 DOG FRIENDLY TOO!

So grab your mates, find your favourite spot, order yourself a well-deserved pint and settle in for an evening of European football! ⚽🍺

And let’s face it… shouting at the telly is much more fun when there’s a pub full of people doing exactly the same thing! 😂😂

📍 THE POACHER – PORTISHEAD HIGH STREET

🔥 YOUR LOCAL PUB. YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT. YOUR PERFECT THURSDAY NIGHT! 🔥

👇 WHO’S JOINING US FOR A THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL FIX?! 👇

Tag your mates… the weekend is nearly here, so we might as well start warming up! 😉🍻

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14/10/2026

⚽🔥 WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL… AND IT’S AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER!! 🔥⚽

🚨 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MADNESS AT THE POACHER!! 🚨

It’s Wednesday, we’re halfway through the working week, and what better excuse do you need to get yourself down the pub?! 😂🍻

We’ve got THREE HUGE EUROPEAN CLASHES lined up tonight, and trust us… you won’t want to miss them! 👀⚽

🔵 WEDNESDAY 14TH OCTOBER 🔵

🏆 5.45PM – LASK 🆚 LIVERPOOL 🔴

The Reds are heading into European action! Will Liverpool bring home the result, or are we in for a surprise?! 👀🔥

🏆 8PM – ASTON VILLA 🆚 FENERBAHÇE 🟣🔵

Villa are ready for a European showdown! Can they get the job done?! ⚽🙌

🏆 8PM – MAN CITY 🆚 PSG 💙

🔥 NOW THIS IS A BIG ONE!! 🔥

Two European giants going head-to-head! Expect goals, drama and probably a few questionable refereeing decisions! 😂⚽

🍻 THREE MATCHES… ONE PUB… ZERO ARGUMENTS OVER THE REMOTE! 😂

Here at THE POACHER, we’ve got:

📺 10 SCREENS
📡 3 SEPARATE SKY BOXES
🍺 PLENTY OF COLD DRINKS
🙌 A BRILLIANT ATMOSPHERE
🐶 DOG FRIENDLY TOO!

Whether you’re a Liverpool supporter, a Villa fan, a City follower or just love watching a good game of football… THERE’S A PLACE FOR YOU AT THE POACHER! ❤️

And with TWO massive matches kicking off at 8pm, there’s no need to choose… WE CAN SHOW BOTH! 🙌📺

📍 THE POACHER – PORTISHEAD HIGH STREET

⚽🍻 BIG GAMES. COLD PINTS. GREAT COMPANY. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?! 🍻⚽

👇 RIGHT THEN… WHO’S YOUR MONEY ON TONIGHT?! 👇

Tag your football-loving mates and get yourselves down here! 🔥🙌

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13/10/2026

⚽🔥 TUESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL… AND WHAT A LINE-UP WE’VE GOT!! 🔥⚽

🚨 FOOTBALL FANS… THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!! 🚨

If you thought Monday was good, just wait until you see what we’ve got lined up for Tuesday night at THE POACHER! 🍻🙌

Three cracking matches, some BIG teams and plenty of reasons to get yourself down the pub! 😂🍺

🔴 TUESDAY 13TH OCTOBER 🔴

⚽ 7.45PM – BRISTOL CITY 🆚 BLACKBURN ROVERS

❤️ Come on you ROBINS!! 🐦🔴

Our local Bristol City boys are in action, so let’s get behind them and make some noise! 🙌

🏆 8PM – ARSENAL 🆚 LILLE

🔴 Champions League action! Can the Gunners get the job done?! 👀⚽

🏆 8PM – ATLÉTICO MADRID 🆚 MANCHESTER UNITED

🔴 Another European showdown! Will United deliver, or will it be one of those nights?! 😂🔥

🍻 THREE MATCHES. ONE PUB. NO FIGHTING OVER THE REMOTE! 😂📺

Here at The Poacher, we’ve got:

📺 10 SCREENS
📡 3 SEPARATE SKY BOXES
🍺 PLENTY OF COLD DRINKS
🙌 A FANTASTIC MATCHDAY ATMOSPHERE!

So whether you’re cheering on Bristol City, shouting for Arsenal or hiding behind your pint watching Manchester United… WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! 😂🍻

📍 THE POACHER – PORTISHEAD HIGH STREET

🔥 BIG GAMES, BIG ATMOSPHERE, BRILLIANT COMPANY! 🔥

👇 NOW COME ON… WHO’S TAKING THE THREE POINTS TONIGHT?! 👇

Tag your football mates and get yourselves down here! 🍻⚽

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12/10/2026

🎱⚽ MONDAY BLUES?! NOT AT THE POACHER!! 🍻🔥

Who said Mondays have to be boring?! Certainly not us! 😂🙌

We’re kicking off another fantastic week of LIVE SPORT here at The Poacher, and we’ve got a cracking Monday lined up for you! 📺🍺

🟡 MONDAY 12TH OCTOBER 🟡

🎱 6PM – ULTIMATE POOL LEAGUE
🏆 Champions League action! Watch the professionals show us how it’s done… then convince yourself you could do better! 😂🎱

⚽ 8PM – COVENTRY CITY 🆚 NEWCASTLE UNITED
🔥 Premier League action to round off your Monday evening!

🍻 WHY WATCH AT HOME WHEN YOU CAN WATCH WITH US?!

📺 10 SCREENS
📡 3 SEPARATE SKY BOXES
🍺 Great drinks
🙌 Fantastic atmosphere
🐶 Dog friendly too!

Whether you’re a die-hard football fan, a pool enthusiast or just fancy escaping the Monday madness with a cheeky pint… WE’VE GOT A SEAT WAITING FOR YOU! 😉🍻

📍 THE POACHER – PORTISHEAD HIGH STREET

💥 MONDAYS ARE BETTER AT THE POACHER! 💥

👇 Who’s joining us tonight?! 👇

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12/10/2026

⚽🔥 SPORTS FANS… HAVE WE GOT A WEEK FOR YOU!! 🔥⚽

🍻 LIVE SPORT ALL WEEK AT THE POACHER! 🍻

Football, football and MORE football… with a little bit of pool thrown in for good measure! 🎱⚽

Whether you’re a Bristol City supporter, a Rovers fan, a Premier League fanatic or just fancy a pint with a bit of sporting action… WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! 🍺🙌

📺 10 SCREENS
📡 3 SEPARATE SKY BOXES
🍻 GREAT ATMOSPHERE
⚽ MULTIPLE GAMES SHOWN LIVE!

Here’s what’s coming up this week… 👇👇

🟡 MONDAY 12TH OCTOBER
🎱 6pm – Ultimate Pool League Champions League
⚽ 8pm – Coventry 🆚 Newcastle

🔴 TUESDAY 13TH OCTOBER
⚽ 7.45pm – Bristol City 🆚 Blackburn Rovers
🏆 8pm – Arsenal 🆚 Lille
🏆 8pm – Atlético Madrid 🆚 Manchester United

🔵 WEDNESDAY 14TH OCTOBER
🏆 5.45pm – LASK 🆚 Liverpool
🏆 8pm – Aston Villa 🆚 Fenerbahçe
🏆 8pm – Man City 🆚 PSG

🟣 THURSDAY 15TH OCTOBER
⚽🏆 UEFA FOOTBALL NIGHT!
Multiple European games throughout the evening! Grab your mates, grab a pint and enjoy the action! 🍻

🟠 FRIDAY 16TH OCTOBER
⚽ 8pm – Burnley 🆚 Wolves

🟢 SATURDAY 17TH OCTOBER
⚽ 12.30pm – Shrewsbury 🆚 Bristol Rovers
⚽ 5.30pm – Newcastle 🆚 Aston Villa

🔴 SUNDAY 18TH OCTOBER
⚽ 2pm – Bournemouth 🆚 Sunderland
⚽ 2pm – Leeds 🆚 Manchester United
⚽ 4.30pm – Nottingham Forest 🆚 Arsenal

🔥 NOW THAT’S WHAT WE CALL A WEEK OF SPORT!! 🔥

With 10 screens across 3 separate Sky boxes, there’s no need to argue over the remote… we’ve got room for everyone! 😂📺

💥 Bring your mates!
💥 Wear your team colours!
💥 Enjoy a pint (or two 😉)!
💥 Cheer your team on LIVE!

And remember… you don’t have to support the same team to enjoy the same pub! Although a bit of friendly rivalry never hurt anyone! 😂⚽

📍 THE POACHER – PORTISHEAD HIGH STREET

🍻 YOUR LOCAL. YOUR TEAM. YOUR SPORT. 🍻

👇 Tell us in the comments… WHO ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS WEEK?! 👇

10/10/2026

🎶✨ SATURDAY NIGHT = DAISY NIGHT!! ✨🎶

The ONE & ONLY DAISY BULLOCK is back at The Poacher TONIGHT, singing LIVE from 9PM! 🎤😍🔥

If you’ve seen Daisy before, you already know just how AMAZING she is… and if you haven’t, then tonight’s your chance! 👀🙌

🍻 Drinks flowing
🎶 Live music
💃 Dancing highly encouraged
😂 Great laughs
❤️ Brilliant company
🎤 And Daisy doing what she does BEST!

Forget sitting at home scrolling through Netflix for 45 minutes only to watch nothing 😂… get yourselves down to The Poacher instead!

🌟 DAISY BULLOCK — LIVE TONIGHT 🌟
⏰ FROM 9PM
📍 THE POACHER, PORTISHEAD

Grab the gang, grab your favourite drink and get ready for a proper Saturday night! 🍻🥂💃

WHO’S COMING?! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️ Tag your Saturday night crew below! 👇

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09/10/2026