Poacher Portishead

Poacher Portishead Welcome to the Poacher, your local Craft Union Pub in Portishead 🍻

04/06/2026

📢 THE POACHER WEEKLY RAFFLE 📢

Okay okay – before we start… yes, I’ve had a “bit of a blonde moment” 🙈, completely forgot to post about it this week! Whoops! 😅 So this is a little late, but fear not — we’ll be back this Monday with our next draw and winner! 🎉

🎟 Available to buy behind the bar EVERY DAY
💷 Just £2.50 per ticket

WHAT COULD YOU WIN? 🤩
✅ £100 CASH towards your weekly shop 🛒
✅ PLUS £100 DONATION to ANY CHARITY YOU CHOOSE ❤️ – something close to home, whatever means the most to you!

It’s win-win: treat yourself AND do good at the same time! 🙌

We’re on a BIG mission to raise £5,000 for charity by the end of the year — and this weekly raffle is a huge part of making that happen! Every ticket helps us get closer.

Don’t miss out — grab your tickets behind the bar anytime, and we’ll see you MONDAY for the big reveal! 🥳

😂📢 ATTENTION ALL PARTNERS & WIVES! 📢😂✨ HERE’S THE PERFECT ARRANGEMENT… ✨🪑💆‍♀️ YOU get to stay home, put your feet up, en...
03/06/2026

😂📢 ATTENTION ALL PARTNERS & WIVES! 📢😂

✨ HERE’S THE PERFECT ARRANGEMENT… ✨

🪑💆‍♀️ YOU get to stay home, put your feet up, enjoy the peace, quiet and sofa all to yourself… no shouting at the TV, no commentary, no one asking “what’s the score?” every 2 minutes!

⚽🍻 AND YOU get to send them straight down to US here at THE POACHER, PORTISHEAD!

We’ve got all the big matches live on big screens, cold pints, proper pub vibes, plenty of fellow fans to cheer (and moan) with… we’ll happily take them off your hands and entertain them for you 😉🙌

They get their football fix ⚽✅
YOU get your calm & relaxation 🛌✅
EVERYONE is happy! 🎉

Tag someone who needs to send their other half our way — best deal ever! 🤣🥂

☀️ The sun may be gone for a while… but great drinks & amazing prices are here to stay! ☁️🍻Brighten up your day or eveni...
03/06/2026

☀️ The sun may be gone for a while… but great drinks & amazing prices are here to stay! ☁️🍻

Brighten up your day or evening with our fantastic offer 🤩
✨ OLD MOUT CIDER — ANY 2 BOTTLES FOR JUST £8! ✨

All your favourite fruity flavours: Berries & Cherries, Pineapple & Raspberry, Mango & Passionfruit, Kiwi & Lime — something delicious for everyone 🥭🍍🍒🥝 Crisp, refreshing, full of taste, and absolute bargain price you won’t beat anywhere else!

No matter the weather, we’ve got sunshine in a bottle and unbeatable deals right here at The Poacher, Portishead 🥂✨

Tag a mate who loves their cider — don’t miss out on this brilliant offer! 📢😉

🎱 FREE POOL EVERY TUESDAY! 🎱Come down to The Poacher, Portishead every Tuesday and enjoy FREE POOL ALL DAY LONG 🎉No char...
02/06/2026

🎱 FREE POOL EVERY TUESDAY! 🎱

Come down to The Poacher, Portishead every Tuesday and enjoy FREE POOL ALL DAY LONG 🎉

No charge, no time limits – play whenever you want, as many games as you like! Perfect for a quick frame, a tournament with mates or just practising your shots. Great tables, good company, cold drinks on tap… what more could you want?

Tag your playing partner and we’ll see you there! 🎳🍻

🎉 THE POACHER PORTISHEAD CARNIVAL – WE NEED YOU! 🎪🥳Come and be part of something brilliant for our community! 🤝📅 MEETING...
02/06/2026

🎉 THE POACHER PORTISHEAD CARNIVAL – WE NEED YOU! 🎪🥳

Come and be part of something brilliant for our community! 🤝

📅 MEETING: TUESDAY 2ND JUNE
📍 At The Poacher, Portishead

✅ EVERYONE WELCOME – whatever age, whoever you are!
✅ NO SKILLS OR EXPERIENCE NEEDED – just bring yourself, a bit of enthusiasm and a smile 😊

We’re planning, organising and getting everything ready for carnival day. Whether you’ve got loads of ideas, want to lend a hand, or just want to come along and find out what’s happening — you are all invited!

It’s all about fun, friends and brilliant community spirit 🎈🎊 Come join the team and help make this year’s carnival the best one yet!

Tag someone who’d love to get involved, spread the word and we’ll see you there 🥂

⚽ BIG FOOTBALL COMING UP AT THE POACHER! ⚽📅 FRIDAY 5 JUNE • 8PM KICK‑OFF🇪🇸 SPAIN WOMEN 🆚 ENGLAND WOMEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Top‑class ...
01/06/2026

⚽ BIG FOOTBALL COMING UP AT THE POACHER! ⚽

📅 FRIDAY 5 JUNE • 8PM KICK‑OFF
🇪🇸 SPAIN WOMEN 🆚 ENGLAND WOMEN 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Top‑class women’s international football live and loud! Come and cheer on the Lionesses — big screen, great atmosphere, cold drinks and food available. Bring your mates, wear your colours and get behind the team!

📅 SATURDAY 6 JUNE • 9PM KICK‑OFF
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ENGLAND 🆚 NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿

Another huge game live here! Non‑stop action, proper pub atmosphere, all the build‑up and every minute shown live. Perfect way to spend your Saturday evening ⚡

📍 The Poacher, Portishead — your place for all the live sport. Everyone welcome! 📣

🎊 WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK AT THE POACHER, PORTISHEAD 🎊Here’s everything coming up this week — plenty going on, everyone welc...
01/06/2026

🎊 WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK AT THE POACHER, PORTISHEAD 🎊

Here’s everything coming up this week — plenty going on, everyone welcome!

🟢 MONDAY: 🎫 Open from 11am — drinks, bar snacks and great company as always.

Scrabble club, come and enquire!

🟢 TUESDAY:
✨ FREE POOL ALL DAY 🎱
Play whenever you like, no charge, full tables ready.

🤝 CARNIVAL MEETING ⭐ 5:00PM
Planning for this year’s carnival! Everyone welcome, no experience or skills needed — just come along, help out, share ideas, be part of it.

🟢 FRIDAY: 🎤 KARAOKE NIGHT ⭐ STARTS 8:00PM
Our legendary weekly sing‑along! Grab the mic, sing your favorites, laugh along — always brilliant fun, everyone joins in 🎶

⚽ ENGLAND 🆚 NEW ZEALAND FOOTBALL ⏰ 8:00PM KICK‑OFF
Big game live on big screens! Come cheer the team, food & drinks available.

🟢 SATURDAY:
⚽ SPAIN WOMEN 🆚 ENGLAND WOMEN ⏰ 9:00PM
Live match, big atmosphere, support the Lionesses!

🎤🎶⭐ LIVE MUSIC FROM 9PM
amazing vocals, songs you love — top live entertainment right here!

The Poacher, Portishead — your local for sport, live music, fun and great times. Tag a mate and come down!

☀️🌿 SUN’S OUT, GIN’S OUT — THE PERFECT MATCH! 🌿☀️Look at that weather… blue skies, warm sunshine, and that fresh breeze ...
31/05/2026

☀️🌿 SUN’S OUT, GIN’S OUT — THE PERFECT MATCH! 🌿☀️

Look at that weather… blue skies, warm sunshine, and that fresh breeze — honestly, it was MADE for a proper G&T! 🤩

And lucky for you? We’ve got TONS of gins to choose from — classic London dry, fruity, floral, spiced, zesty, you name it! Whatever your favourite, whatever you fancy trying, we’ve got the bottle, the tonic, the ice, and the perfect garnish ready and waiting. 🫒🍓🍋

Grab a seat in the garden, soak up the rays, clink glasses, and enjoy the best combo going: sunshine + gin = pure happiness! 😎🍸

Come down, pick your poison, and let’s make the most of this beautiful day!

🍹 WKD VIBE SHOTS — YOU’RE WELCOME! 😍Heard of them? Well NOW you have… and trust us, you’re gonna want to try these STAT!...
30/05/2026

🍹 WKD VIBE SHOTS — YOU’RE WELCOME! 😍

Heard of them? Well NOW you have… and trust us, you’re gonna want to try these STAT! 🚨

They’re the ultimate flavour combo: perfectly sweet, tangy & sour, with that creamy liqueur swirling through to smooth it all out — bold, zingy, and dangerously drinkable 🤤

Sweet hits first, sour kicks in, then that creamy finish melts it all together… absolute flavour PERFECTION in a shot glass! 🥃

Grab one, grab a round, grab the whole tray — these are flying out the bar! Come taste the hype 👇

🎤 TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT… AND EVERY FRIDAY! 🎤Forget your worries, warm up those vocal cords — KARAOKE IS ON TONIGHT! 🙌Wheth...
29/05/2026

🎤 TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT… AND EVERY FRIDAY! 🎤

Forget your worries, warm up those vocal cords — KARAOKE IS ON TONIGHT! 🙌

Whether you’re a secret superstar, a shower-singer legend, or just here to laugh at your mates’ attempts at a power ballad… this is the best Friday night in Portishead! 🎶 From 80s bangers to cheesy pop, rock anthems to soul classics — we’ve got every song you could wish for. Weve got the tunes, the laughs, and the vibes sorted, so all you need to bring is your voice (or lack of it!) and your best mates. 🍻

And guess what? It happens EVERY SINGLE FRIDAY! 📅 No excuses — make this your weekly ritual. Ice-cold drinks on tap, great company, and the stage is always yours.

Doors open early, drinks pouring, mic ready… see you down the pub! 😎

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106 High Street, Bristol
Portishead
BS206AJ

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