The Geordie Buoy

22/10/2026

Let’s see if we can purchase some tickets as a prize for a Christmas competition 😱

Here we go 🔥

Proper Massive Stadium Tour ‘27!

Tour presale is 9.30am next Wednesday October 28th.
For access pre-order our 4th album from the official store. General sale is 9.30am Friday 30th Oct.

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22/10/2026

🍴 WE’VE GOT THE BAIT & B**R SORTED… HELP US FIND THE BEATS! 🎸

The Geordie Buoy opens on Friday 4th December 2026 on North Shields Fish Quay, and we want your help choosing the soundtrack for our opening weekend!

Which artist, live band or tribute act would YOU love to see?

Comment with your favourites, tag their page if you can, and tell us who would get you through the door. 👇

Let’s make opening night a proper belter!

Belter bait. Belter beats.

20/10/2026

⚓ THE GEORDIE BUOY HAS AN OPENING DATE! ⚓

Our sign started going up this week, and now we can officially announce… we’re opening on 4th December 2026! 🎉🍻

Online bookings will be live very soon, and we’ve got a few corker events planned for December! 👀🎶

Watch this space for more updates — we can’t wait to welcome you!

Belter bait. Belter beats. Belter b**r. ⚓

29/09/2026

Absolutely loving how the back bar is coming together at The Geordie Buoy! ⚓️🛟

A massive shoutout to Daniel Patterson Ceramic Tiling who are doing a splendid job with the tiles. 👏

The attention to detail is spot on and it’s really starting to bring the whole vision together. Still plenty to do, but every day it’s looking more and more like a proper bar! 🍺

Belter bait. Belter b**r. Belter beats. 🎶🍻

Daniel Patterson ceramic tiling

29/09/2026

🥚 GOOD MORNING, FELLOW GEORDIES!

We’ve got an egg-citing challenge for you… 😂

The humble Scotch egg needs a proper North East makeover for The Geordie Buoy. 🖤🤍

So, no yolking around. What Geordie flavours would you whack in it, wrap around it or serve alongside it?

Pease pudding? Black pudding? Stottie crumb? Something completely crackers?

🥚 Give us an egg-cellent idea and you could WIN GRUB ON US!

If your creation is all it’s cracked up to be and makes it onto our menu, dinner’s on us. 🙌

Get shelling out your ideas below 👇😂

28/09/2026

On the tools with the rest of the lads today… and somehow I’ve been trusted with the roller! 🎨😂

Things are really starting to take shape down on Union Quay 👀⚓️

Bit by bit, The Geordie Buoy is coming to life. 🍺🎶

Belter b**r. Belter bait. Belter beats. 🛟

18/09/2026

You’ve just finished a busy week at work and it’s finally time for that first Friday night drink… what are you having? 👇

We want to know what YOU want us to stock! Whether it’s a proper pint of real ale, your favourite l***r, c***r, gin, rum or a cracking cocktail — tell us in the comments and we’ll try our best to get your favourites behind the bar. 🍺🍸🍹

📅 Estimated opening: 9th October

We’re still putting the finishing touches in place, so keep watching this space for our official opening date.

Right then… first round’s being poured. What are you having? 👇🍻

Belter bait • Belter b**r • Belter beats ⚓️



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16/09/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Colin Wrightson, Danny Nimmins, Lynne Thomson, Katie Xsinclair, Michelle Dalton, Dean Collins, Cory Clements, Grace Henderson, Ciaran Miller, Rachael Warren, Ziggy Kurowski, Graham Armstrong, Lewy Moore, Sandra Crosby, Davy Jones, Sam Sharpe, Lee Fidler, Clare Elizabeth, Bill Decker, Matteo Tarlarini, Zoë Bell, Amƴ Gallagher, Lee Kristiansen

15/09/2026

🎹 THE GEORDIE BUOY IS GETTING READY TO MAKE SOME NOISE! 🎶⚓️

Just been all the way down to Lincoln to pick up our new Yamaha petit baby grand piano for The Geordie Buoy! 😁🎹

That’s the piano sorted… now we just need the drums and guitars and our stage is complete! 🥁🎸

We’re planning on having LIVE MUSIC regularly, and this is where we need your help, fellow Geordies…

👇 TAG A LOCAL SINGER, BAND OR MUSICIAN you think we NEED to get on The Geordie Buoy stage! 👇

Could be someone already well known around the North East, or someone absolutely brilliant who deserves a bigger audience. If they’re good, we want to hear about them!

Musicians… feel free to tag yourselves too. No shame here 😂

Who should be the FIRST act to play The Geordie Buoy? 👀⚓️

TAG THEM BELOW! 👇👇👇

14/09/2026

Well, that settles it then… 😂

Friendliest ✅
Sexiest ✅
Most trustworthy ✅

Now all we need is somewhere on the Fish Quay that serves proper Geordie bait, belter b**r and belter beats… 👀⚓️

Wonder where we’ll find one of those? 😏

The Geordie Buoy — coming soon. 💙

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It is official – the Geordie accent has been crowned the friendliest, most trustworthy, and most attractive in the UK across multiple national polls.

Just in case anyone needed a quick reminder of who holds the title for the best voice in Britain, this isn't just a one-off fluke. The Geordie accent has dominated the charts for over a decade!

Here is how the rest of the country ranks the way we talk:

🏆 The Friendliest: Geordie was officially named the top accent for putting a smile on people's faces in a major 2024 survey by train operator Lumo.

❤️ The Sexiest: Users of a popular dating app called Happn voted it the absolute "sexiest" accent in England during a 2021 poll.

👂 The Most Popular: Another national study in 2021 by The Knowledge Academy found Geordie to be the "most listenable" accent in the UK, voting it the least annoying of all regional dialects.

🤝 The Most Trustworthy: As far back as 2010, call centre researchers found it to be the most honest and reassuring voice to hear on the other end of the phone.

Whether you are chatting to a customer service agent or just making conversation on holiday, it seems the rest of the world simply loves our dialect.

Have you ever had a stranger compliment your accent while travelling outside of the region?