Who'd a Thought It

Who'd a Thought It We live up to our name! ✨
Tucked in the Kent countryside, our boutique hotel is a hive of character. To book, please click the link below ⬇️
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Champagne and Oyster Bar:
We are enormously proud of our extensive champagne selection which includes more than sixty varieties. With a range that includes such favourites as Moet and Chandon or Bollinger through to our prestige vintage Dom Perignon, we are confident that you will find a champagne to compliment any occasion and to match any palate. We find that there is nothing quite like a glass of bubbles to accompany our beautifully fresh rock oysters. Restaurant
The Who'd a Thought it is a lovely restored sixteenth-century building set in the delightful Kentish countryside and is the perfect setting for any meal. Our sumptuously-decorated restaurant is ideal for more formal occasions, while the terrace and delightful gardens offer guests an al fresco dining experience in warmer weather. We offer two distinctly diverse menus, each one providing a wide and varied choice of delicious home-made food including meat, fish and pasta. Choose between modern English dishes and fine dining; house specialities include Chateaubriand and The Who'd A Thought It's signature Plateau Rouge, a sumptuous and eye-catching selection of seafood. Accommodation
At the Who'd a Thought It we offer a range of luxurious, highly individual rooms and suites. Stay in luxury in one of our classically furnished rooms, compete with romantic four-poster beds, or perhaps opt for one of our contemporary rooms, which are a fusion of modern-yet-elegant design design and sumptuous fabrics. These also feature fabulously indulgent jacuzzi baths and hot tubs.

13/09/2026

ARE YOU BOOKING THE VEGAS SUITE THIS SEPTEMBER? ✨

So many of you certainly are, and we’re absolutely loving it! ❤️

We still have some availability throughout September, so if you’ve been thinking about booking the Vegas Suite, now is the perfect time to get yourself booked in. 🥂✨

Whether it’s a special celebration, a weekend away or simply a little luxury, Vegas is waiting for you! 🖤

📲 Get booked in today!

Great news to celebrate the beginning of September! 🥂✨We’re feeling good this Friday, so we’re spreading the love with 2...
11/09/2026

Great news to celebrate the beginning of September! 🥂✨

We’re feeling good this Friday, so we’re spreading the love with 20% off any of our hot tub rooms when you book direct with us for tonight! ❤️

Whether you’re joining us for a spontaneous night away, a well-deserved staycation or simply fancy treating yourself, we’d love to welcome you through our doors this evening.

We can’t wait to see you! 🥰✨

SUNDAY PLANS? WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! ✨Are you joining us for Megs Russon this Sunday? 🎶❤️We can’t wait to spend the perf...
10/09/2026

SUNDAY PLANS? WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! ✨

Are you joining us for Megs Russon this Sunday? 🎶❤️

We can’t wait to spend the perfect Sunday with you all — great food, good vibes and even better company! 🥂🍴

Make sure you’ve got your table booked and come join us for a Sunday to remember! ✨

📲 Book your table today!

08/09/2026

We’re SO excited to be welcoming back this Sunday! 🥰✨

Get ready for the ultimate Sunday filled with great vibes, incredible live music and, of course, the BEST roast dinner! 🍽️🎶

Are you ready to make your Sunday one to remember? 👀💃

We’ll see you there! 💜

Are you joining us this weekend for the ultimate Sunday to kick off September?🍸✨The Leigh Highwood Band is BACK with us ...
03/09/2026

Are you joining us this weekend for the ultimate Sunday to kick off September?🍸✨

The Leigh Highwood Band is BACK with us here at Who’d A Thought It, and we couldn’t be more excited! 🎶

Come down, grab a delicious Sunday roast, sip on some cocktails and enjoy a brilliant afternoon of live music, good food and great vibes 🍽️🍹🎤

Who’s joining us? 👇

Enjoy September at the Who’d A Thought It! ✨Our incredible restaurant has been serving up dishes that you’ve been absolu...
01/09/2026

Enjoy September at the Who’d A Thought It! ✨

Our incredible restaurant has been serving up dishes that you’ve been absolutely loving, and we couldn’t be more excited for even more guests to experience it.

Whether it’s a relaxed lunch, a special evening or simply an excuse to enjoy delicious food and great company, we can’t wait to welcome you through our doors. 🍽️🥂

30/08/2026

With the beautiful September weather on the way, September staycations are becoming more popular than ever! ☀️✨

We still have some availability at the Who’d A Thought It!, so why not treat yourself and your loved ones to a relaxing getaway?

Grab your suite today and make it a night to remember. 🥂💛

The perfect afternoon or evening starts here. 🍽️✨Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply looking for an ...
27/08/2026

The perfect afternoon or evening starts here. 🍽️✨

Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply looking for an excuse to get together, the Who’d A Thought It! is the perfect place to enjoy incredible food in the heart of Kent.

Gather your friends, loved ones or colleagues, tickle your taste buds with our delicious menu, and make every meal one to remember. We can’t wait to welcome you! 🥂

We’re finishing August the only way we know how… with a proper Bank Holiday party! 🎉✨Get ready as Jimmy London Ibiza tak...
25/08/2026

We’re finishing August the only way we know how… with a proper Bank Holiday party! 🎉✨

Get ready as Jimmy London Ibiza takes over the decks, bringing the Ibiza vibes, classic tunes and the ultimate afternoon soundtrack! 🎶🕺

Expect incredible food, delicious drinks, plenty of dancing and one seriously good atmosphere here at Who’d A Thought It! 🍸💃

So round up your favourite people, get your Bank Holiday plans sorted and come party with us! 🥂✨

Bank Holiday Sunday is about to be a big one… and we can’t wait! 🎉

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Headcorn Road
Maidstone
ME172AR

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