Who'd a Thought It

Who'd a Thought It We live up to our name! ✨
Tucked in the Kent countryside, our boutique hotel is a hive of character. To book, please click the link below ⬇️
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Champagne and Oyster Bar:
We are enormously proud of our extensive champagne selection which includes more than sixty varieties. With a range that includes such favourites as Moet and Chandon or Bollinger through to our prestige vintage Dom Perignon, we are confident that you will find a champagne to compliment any occasion and to match any palate. We find that there is nothing quite like a glass

of bubbles to accompany our beautifully fresh rock oysters. Restaurant
The Who'd a Thought it is a lovely restored sixteenth-century building set in the delightful Kentish countryside and is the perfect setting for any meal. Our sumptuously-decorated restaurant is ideal for more formal occasions, while the terrace and delightful gardens offer guests an al fresco dining experience in warmer weather. We offer two distinctly diverse menus, each one providing a wide and varied choice of delicious home-made food including meat, fish and pasta. Choose between modern English dishes and fine dining; house specialities include Chateaubriand and The Who'd A Thought It's signature Plateau Rouge, a sumptuous and eye-catching selection of seafood. Accommodation
At the Who'd a Thought It we offer a range of luxurious, highly individual rooms and suites. Stay in luxury in one of our classically furnished rooms, compete with romantic four-poster beds, or perhaps opt for one of our contemporary rooms, which are a fusion of modern-yet-elegant design design and sumptuous fabrics. These also feature fabulously indulgent jacuzzi baths and hot tubs.

☀️ Sundays really are becoming the new Saturdays at the Who’d A Thought It! ☀️Join us from 2:30pm as the incredible Mais...
09/06/2026

☀️ Sundays really are becoming the new Saturdays at the Who’d A Thought It! ☀️

Join us from 2:30pm as the incredible Maisie brings the perfect soundtrack to your Sunday afternoon 🎶🍹

And the good news? We still have limited availability for our five-star roast dinners! 🤤🍽️

Picture this: sunshine in the garden, cocktails flowing, live music filling the air, and a delicious roast dinner in front of you... what more could you want? ✨

Tables are filling fast, so give us a call to secure yours and join us for the ultimate Sunday experience. We can’t wait to welcome you! 😍💜

The wait is over…the World Cup starts here! 🌍🏆Are you joining us for the opening game?We’re so excited to be showing the...
04/06/2026

The wait is over…the World Cup starts here! 🌍🏆

Are you joining us for the opening game?

We’re so excited to be showing the first match live in the Garden Room here at The Who’d A Thought It! Gather your friends, grab a drink, and soak up the incredible atmosphere as we kick off the biggest tournament in football together.

Great drinks, great company, and all the World Cup action on the big screen what more could you want? 🍻⚽️

Join us for a night to remember at The Who’d A Thought It!

☀️ OUR SUMMER OFFER IS HERE ☀️This June, enjoy 20% OFF your stay when you book a room between Sunday and Thursday at Who...
02/06/2026

☀️ OUR SUMMER OFFER IS HERE ☀️

This June, enjoy 20% OFF your stay when you book a room between Sunday and Thursday at Who’d A Thought It! 💜

Whether you’re planning a midweek escape, a spontaneous getaway, or simply treating yourself to a little summer luxury, there’s never been a better time to visit 😍

✨ 20% off your room
✨ Available Sunday–Thursday
✨ Valid throughout June

Simply book your stay, then give us a call and quote MJ20 to redeem your discount 🎉

We can’t wait to welcome you for a summer stay filled with relaxation, great food, and a touch of Whod A Thought It magic 💜

Just a little reminder about our incredible roast dinners… 🍽️And Great News with our New Chef, you will fall in love eve...
31/05/2026

Just a little reminder about our incredible roast dinners… 🍽️

And Great News with our New Chef, you will fall in love even more...

Great news we still have some availability for next weekend! 🎉 Give us a call or book online to secure your table today.

Trust us, you won’t want to miss out! 🍷

Tempo are back this Sunday from 3pm and we couldn’t be more excited! 🎶Grab your family and friends and join us for an af...
29/05/2026

Tempo are back this Sunday from 3pm and we couldn’t be more excited! 🎶

Grab your family and friends and join us for an afternoon of great music, good vibes, and unforgettable moments.

Let’s make it one to remember! 🍻✨

We are SO excited to announce a Charlotte Tilbury Masterclass like no other here at the The Who’d A Thought It 💄Join us ...
26/05/2026

We are SO excited to announce a Charlotte Tilbury Masterclass like no other here at the The Who’d A Thought It 💄

Join us for an exclusive afternoon learning all things Charlotte Tilbury makeup from the professionals themselves from flawless skin secrets to iconic glam looks 👏🏼✨

With limited places available for this exclusive ticketed event, you’ll want to be quick to secure your spot! Gather the girls, enjoy an incredible evening and get ready to leave feeling confident, glamorous and glowing 💋

Get in touch today to book your place 💌

Our summer offer is here ☀️ and we can’t wait to share it with you!This Summer…Enjoy 20% off your stay when you book a r...
24/05/2026

Our summer offer is here ☀️ and we can’t wait to share it with you!

This Summer…Enjoy 20% off your stay when you book a room between Sunday and Thursday. That’s right 20% off your room, so you can experience all the flair for less.

Call us after you have booked and quote MJ20 💜

Perfect for a midweek escape, a spontaneous getaway, or just a little extra summer treat.

We can’t wait to welcome you 💜

☀️🍹 Are you joining us for the ultimate Bank Holiday weekend ?👀We’ve got the amazing  performing from 2:30pm to kick off...
24/05/2026

☀️🍹 Are you joining us for the ultimate Bank Holiday weekend ?👀

We’ve got the amazing performing from 2:30pm to kick off the perfect Bank Holiday vibes 🎶✨

Come and join us for one of our famous roasts, incredible cocktails, great atmosphere, and of course the incredible voice of Craig!

We can’t wait to welcome you soon 🥂

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Headcorn Road
Maidstone
ME172AR

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