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Who'd a Thought It We live up to our name! ✨
Tucked in the Kent countryside, our boutique hotel is a hive of character. To book, please click the link below ⬇️
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Champagne and Oyster Bar:
We are enormously proud of our extensive champagne selection which includes more than sixty varieties. With a range that includes such favourites as Moet and Chandon or Bollinger through to our prestige vintage Dom Perignon, we are confident that you will find a champagne to compliment any occasion and to match any palate. We find that there is nothing quite like a glass of bubbles to accompany our beautifully fresh rock oysters. Restaurant
The Who'd a Thought it is a lovely restored sixteenth-century building set in the delightful Kentish countryside and is the perfect setting for any meal. Our sumptuously-decorated restaurant is ideal for more formal occasions, while the terrace and delightful gardens offer guests an al fresco dining experience in warmer weather. We offer two distinctly diverse menus, each one providing a wide and varied choice of delicious home-made food including meat, fish and pasta. Choose between modern English dishes and fine dining; house specialities include Chateaubriand and The Who'd A Thought It's signature Plateau Rouge, a sumptuous and eye-catching selection of seafood. Accommodation
At the Who'd a Thought It we offer a range of luxurious, highly individual rooms and suites. Stay in luxury in one of our classically furnished rooms, compete with romantic four-poster beds, or perhaps opt for one of our contemporary rooms, which are a fusion of modern-yet-elegant design design and sumptuous fabrics. These also feature fabulously indulgent jacuzzi baths and hot tubs.

01/11/2026

Starting the month in VEGAS! 🎰🥂

One of our most popular suites here at Who’d A Thought It, and for very good reason! 😍✨

From the moment you step inside, it’s easy to see why this suite is a firm favourite. But don’t just take our word for it… take a look for yourself! 👀🤍

Would Vegas be your choice? 🎲✨

FIZZ, RELAX & UNWIND! 🥂Fancy a little escape? Treat yourself to a well deserved getaway at Who’d A Thought It! ✨Enjoy a ...
30/10/2026

FIZZ, RELAX & UNWIND! 🥂

Fancy a little escape? Treat yourself to a well deserved getaway at Who’d A Thought It! ✨

Enjoy a relaxing stay with delicious dining, breakfast, complimentary ch*****ne and chocolates waiting in your room. Plus, why not make it extra special with a second night from just £50!

Whether you fancy an outdoor hot tub or an indoor double spa bath, there’s something for everyone.

Available Sunday 1st – Friday 6th November. Can’t be used with any other offer 💜

Book your escape and let the relaxation begin! ✨

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent, ME17 2AR

OUR FAMOUS FREE FIREWORK EVENT IS BACK! ✨🎆Get ready for an evening of spectacular fireworks, delicious food and family f...
25/10/2026

OUR FAMOUS FREE FIREWORK EVENT IS BACK! ✨🎆

Get ready for an evening of spectacular fireworks, delicious food and family fun! ❤️🎇

Join us on Sunday 8th November for our much loved FREE fireworks event! 🎆🙌

🍽️ Restaurant open all day last booking at 7pm
🍔 Burgers & hotdogs available until 8pm
🎆 A spectacular firework display
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

Bring your family, gather your friends and join us for a fantastic evening full of sparkle, smiles and unforgettable memories! 🥰✨

📅 Sunday 8th November
🎇 Who’s joining us this year? Let us know in the comments below! 👇❤️

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent, ME17 2AR

22/10/2026

Whatever room you choose, there’s something for everyone here at Who’d A Thought It! 🥂🤍

From beautiful suites to those special little touches that make your stay unforgettable, we have the perfect space waiting for you 🏡✨

Which room would you choose? 👀👇

A little recognition goes a long way! 🥂🏆Here at Who’d A Thought It, we’re incredibly proud to have received these fantas...
20/10/2026

A little recognition goes a long way! 🥂🏆

Here at Who’d A Thought It, we’re incredibly proud to have received these fantastic awards! 🤍

🏆 AA Rosette Award for Culinary Excellence
⭐ AA 5-Star Guest Accommodation

These achievements mean so much to us and reflect the passion, dedication and hard work that goes into creating a truly special experience for every guest who walks through our doors.

A huge thank you to our wonderful team and everyone who continues to support us. Here’s to many more special moments! ✨🥂

A little treat from us to you! ✨Enjoy 20% OFF weekday rooms from Sunday to Thursday at Who’d A Thought It 💜 Quote 20NOV ...
19/10/2026

A little treat from us to you! ✨

Enjoy 20% OFF weekday rooms from Sunday to Thursday at Who’d A Thought It 💜 Quote 20NOV to get 20% off 🎉

Whether you’re planning a relaxing getaway or a special midweek escape, we’d love to welcome you!😍

📍 Grafty Green, Kent
📅 Offer expires November 2026

📞 Book now on 01622 858951 or visit www.whodathoughtit.com ✨

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone, Kent, ME17 2AR

Looking to make your stay extra special? ✨Here at Who’d A Thought It, we have a range of additional extras to help eleva...
13/10/2026

Looking to make your stay extra special? ✨

Here at Who’d A Thought It, we have a range of additional extras to help elevate your stay and make those special moments even more memorable🥂🤍

Whether you’re celebrating something special or simply fancy a little added luxury, we’ve got you covered! 🏡✨

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Headcorn Road
Maidstone
ME172AR

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