The Two Boats

02/06/2026

01/06/2026

We have a good selection of whisky 🥃 barrels for sale here at the two boats
Full barrels £45
Half’s £25
Limited stock on grade A quality barrels
When there gone there gone

31/05/2026

Picture it…….warm evenings by the canal…….Big TV outside……big TVs inside for those who feel the chill.

The World Cup is just round the Corner. Watch all England Games live at The Two Boats.

Drinks packages will be available and we will run first scorer prizes and score cards for a chance to win some cash.

PS - anyone notice the work today outside?! Wear a Scotland shirt throughout the World Cup and Scott will give you VIP queue access to the new ice cream hut!!!!

PPS - when Scotland go out I Will be English again!!!!

30/05/2026

Full time and part time staff required

30/05/2026

We’re now doing cheese or ham ploughman’s 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

29/05/2026

🤬 NICE PUB TAX?! 🤬

You actually couldn't make this up!

Just when you think the absolute clowns running the country have run out of ways to squeeze the hospitality industry dry, they invent a new one…🤡

Today’s massive headline: HMRC has issued new guidance to tax assessors for a brand new "Nice Pub Tax."

🤯 I am not joking!

🤯 That is literally what it is!

The geniuses at the Valuation Office Agency have been told that if your pub is actually nice - if you have a scenic view, a river frontage, a well-kept beer garden, a decent play area for the kids, or God forbid, you’ve put a bit of money into maintaining a historic "character property" - you’re getting slapped with even higher business rates!!! 🌄🦆🛝🏖️

Just think about the staggering “logic” of this for a second!

👉 As a publican, you work 90-hour weeks.

👉 You bleed yourself dry investing every spare penny into making your venue an attractive, welcoming place for the community.

👉 You fix the roof, you landscape the garden, you offer a premium menu so people actually want to eat your food.

And what is your reward from Rachel Reeves and her clipboard-wielding tax inspectors? 🧐

"Ooh, that’s a lovely beer garden you’ve got there, mate. Shame if someone were to absolutely tax the living daylights out of it."

🚨 They are literally penalizing success and taxing pride. 🚨

If you run a rundown, miserable concrete box with zero competition and a sticky carpet, congratulations - you’re fine. 👌

But if you try to give your customers something beautiful, you get a massive tax hike hidden under the guise of "modern revaluations" looking ahead to 2029. 📈🤬

We already lost the 40% retail and hospitality relief in April, my rates have already doubled, and now they’re actively hunting down destination country inns and gastropubs for more, because they have "too much appeal”!

What the actual f**k?!? 🤯

❌ It’s completely broken. They want us to survive on fresh air and good vibes, while they price the traditional British pub right out of existence.

🚨 THIS GOVERNMENT HAS LOST THE FU***NG PLOT!

🚨 RACHEL REEVES HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON HOSPITALITY!

I’m off to pour a pint and stare blankly at my beer garden before the council charges me a premium just for looking at the f**king bushes!

Tell me your thoughts below. Are you a publican facing a massive hike? Or a punter sick of watching your favourite local being bled dry? 👇

WE. NEED. TO. FIGHT. THIS. NOW!

29/05/2026

A huge thanks to Issac Britton for another stunning shot of the Two Boats 📸

Why not pop down this weekend and check out the view yourself 😉 🍻

28/05/2026

Can you believe the weather is still sticking around!? You know what else isnt going anywhere? STEAK NIGHT 🥩

Every Thursday at the Two Boats treat yourselves to TWO steaks with all the trimmings for just £25!

Call or tap the link below to book a table👇🏼
☎️ 01926 812640

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26/05/2026

Best caption wins two free meals at the two boats 🥰🥰🥰

24/05/2026

Another beautiful day by the canal today at The Two Boats.

I think most of the team from the last few days are in the shade right now enjoying a drink or two themselves ready to go again tomorrow!!!!

Open from 11 and food from Noon.

It’s going to be a hot one and we will make sure the ice cream freezer is topped up!!!!

Bring the doggies so they can enjoy the Dog Ice Cream and I’ll leave the hose out so we can ensure the floors are sprayed so the floors are nice and cool for them.

If there’s something in particular anyone requires then best to message via [email protected] or me (Terry) directly via WhatsApp 07886091232 so we can make sure we have it/save it till you arrive!