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16/09/2026

Who's next?

with teams like this, who needs enemies? 😡The Helgi's girls modelling our new t-shirts πŸ’”Printed by MΓ–TOR THREADS - avail...
14/09/2026

with teams like this, who needs enemies? 😡

The Helgi's girls modelling our new t-shirts πŸ’”

Printed by MΓ–TOR THREADS - available at the bar now!

πŸ—£οΈπŸŽ™οΈ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...Your August SLAPPER OF THE MONTH...AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWπŸ†πŸŒŠ HURRICANE SHOTS WORLD CHAMPION πŸŒŠπŸ†E...
06/09/2026

πŸ—£οΈπŸŽ™οΈ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

Your August SLAPPER OF THE MONTH...
AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
πŸ†πŸŒŠ HURRICANE SHOTS WORLD CHAMPION πŸŒŠπŸ†
Entering her SECOND REIGN...
πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

August 2026 will go down in Hurricane Shots Championship history as one of the most HARD-HITTING, BRUTAL and UNRELENTING months OF ALL TIME!!

Eight contenders stepped up.

East London's WICKEDEST women.

And for 31 straight days it was absolute CARNAGE β€” non-stop palms-to-faces, leaving Mare Street sobbing, staggering and red-faced in a wet mess! πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹πŸ’₯

When the smoke finally cleared and the fat lady sang, the Hurricane Shots Championship Board counted the damage...

🚨 544 SLAPS ADMINISTERED 🚨
A NEW ALL-TIME RECORD!!!

And WHAT. A. CHAMPIONSHIP. BATTLE.

Defending champion Luna Xenia REFUSED to go down quietly, fighting tooth and nail to retain the gold and putting up a staggering...
πŸ’₯ 106 SLAPS πŸ’₯

A championship performance on any other night.

But August belonged to ONE WOMAN.

After TWO MONTHS away from the title...
She came back with REDEMPTION on her mind.
REVENGE in her heart.

And a right palm sent directly from HELL.

The "CHEEKFINDER GENERAL" LARA returned to the battlefield and smashed out an absolutely un-fu***ng-believable...

🚨🚨🚨 164 SLAPS 🚨🚨🚨

ONE πŸ’₯
HUNDRED πŸ’₯
AND SIXTY πŸ’₯
FOUR πŸ’₯

HACKNEY WEPT. 😭

Lara stands atop the mountain once again β€” making Hurricane Shots history as our FIRST EVER...

πŸ† TWO-TIME HURRICANE SHOTS WORLD CHAMPION πŸ†

But the question now is...

WHO'S NEXT?!

Who steps up?
Who wants the shot?
Which one of our slappers has the guts to step into the Hurricane and TAKE THAT GOLD?!
The champion has a target on her back.
The division is WIDE OPEN.
And September has already begun...

WE NEED YOU. 🫡

COME GET SOME.
πŸ₯ƒπŸŒŠπŸ˜°πŸ‘‹πŸ’₯πŸ€•

WITCHROT returns to Helgi's! - these Canadian's are bringing their dark & doomy psych metal back to the UK this Autumn -...
04/09/2026

WITCHROT returns to Helgi's! - these Canadian's are bringing their dark & doomy psych metal back to the UK this Autumn - don't miss them here on Monday 2nd November!

Support from blackened noise sludgers MOLCH

Tickets on Dice now!!

SUMMER ENDS 🚫 GET READY FOR SEVEN + LONG DEPRESSING MONTHS OF DAMP AND DARK πŸ₯°here's what we've got over September!
03/09/2026

SUMMER ENDS 🚫 GET READY FOR SEVEN + LONG DEPRESSING MONTHS OF DAMP AND DARK πŸ₯°

here's what we've got over September!

HEAVY METAL BAZAAR returns! October 18th and December 6th - save the dates!πŸ’€We are after sellers that have heavy metal g...
02/09/2026

HEAVY METAL BAZAAR returns! October 18th and December 6th - save the dates!

πŸ’€

We are after sellers that have heavy metal goods!
Records, CDs, tapes, shirts, patches, zines, books, paraphernalia, jewellery, leather, chains, ETC! Anything and everything heavy metal and hard rockin!

Get in touch if you have stuff to sell!

[email protected]

TONIGHT!!! Helgi's & POWER OF INTENT PROMOTIONS presents a fat dose of loud hard nasty heavy rock n roll with KILLER KIN...
30/08/2026

TONIGHT!!! Helgi's & POWER OF INTENT PROMOTIONS presents a fat dose of loud hard nasty heavy rock n roll with KILLER KIN & CITY KINGS - DON'T MISS IT!

PLUS we're open til 4am, Katia Aprile + Spëëdfreak on the decks - it's a fu***ng bank holiday baby, see you in gutter at kick out time β™₯️

Here's the songs that YOU could be singing with our killer band for our 8th anniversary at our live band karaoke!The sig...
27/08/2026

Here's the songs that YOU could be singing with our killer band for our 8th anniversary at our live band karaoke!

The sign up sheet will be on top of the bar from 5pm!!
The first set is at 8pm!!

And don't forget, it's FREE ENTRY to everyone all night long, no ticket needed!!

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177 Mare Street
London
E83RH

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Monday 6pm - 1am
Tuesday 6pm - 1am
Wednesday 6pm - 1am
Thursday 6pm - 2am
Friday 6pm - 2am
Saturday 5pm - 3am
Sunday 3pm - 1am

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