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01/11/2026

Sunday night and you know what that means! Congratulations to the winners of our Sunday night quiz, team New Boon Hunt.

Think you’ve got what it takes to win the £30 bar tab? Email us to book your table for next Sunday at 5pm.

📅 Sundays at 5pm (please arrive at 4.45pm to allow time for drinks and avoid queues)
📧 Email [email protected] to book

31/10/2026

Some of our favourite customers have come all dressed up today! 🦇🐾 Happy Halloween!

31/10/2026

Stop by for some boo-ze at the taproom today! Today’s the day of the Battersea B**r Trail and fancy dress is very much encouraged!

28/10/2026

Ask Andy for a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors when you’re next at the bar. We know who’ll win!

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25/10/2026

And tonight’s winning team is… Good Vibes Only!

Congrats to this team who earned themselves a £30 bar tab after conquering our Sunday night quiz.

Think you’ve got what it takes? Email us to book your table for next Sunday at 5pm.

📅 Sundays at 5pm (please arrive at 4.45pm to allow time for drinks and avoid queues)
📧 Email [email protected] to book

22/10/2026

Battersea B**r Trail: Halloween Edition 👻🧟🍻

Mark your calendars for a spooky special this Halloween. The Battersea B**r Trail is back on 31st October for an afternoon of great local b**r at Distortion Brewing Company The Masons Arms Mondo Brewing Company and Battersea Brewery

Visit each venue, grab a pint, get your stamp card stamped, and finish up at Battersea Brewery to receive a goodie bag and some spooky surprises, with a bonus prize for best dressed announced at 7pm.

We’ll see you on the trail!

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19/10/2026

Congratulations to last night’s winning quiz team: A Quiz Team! (Fortunately they were better at answering questions than coming up with a team name).

It was a buzzing atmosphere yesterday, with a full house booked in. We’ll be back again next Sunday at 5pm with BFQ Entertainment Ltd so do come join us then - and pop by before for a pint or two.

📅 Sundays at 5pm (please arrive at 4.45pm to allow time for drinks and avoid queues)
📧 Email [email protected] to book

05/10/2026

Congratulations to this week’s pub quiz winners, team Sonar Sippers 🍻

Think you’ve got what it takes to win our weekly Sunday night quiz with BFQ Entertainment Ltd and win a £30 bar tab? Book now to join us next week.

📅 Sundays at 5pm (please arrive at 4.45pm to allow time for drinks and avoid queues)
📧 Email [email protected] to book

03/10/2026

Adding a bit of drama to your Sunday nights! Join us for our pub quiz in the taproom every Sunday at 5pm with

Address

647 Portslade Road
London
SW83DH

Opening Hours

Thursday	5pm - 10pm
Friday	4pm - 11pm
Saturday	1pm - 11pm
Sunday	2pm - 8pm

Telephone

+447557307452

Website

http://www.distortionbrewing.co.uk/

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