Distortion Brewing Company

Distortion Brewing Company Distortion Brewery and Tank Bar

England are playing again in the World Cup tomorrow and this time they’re taking on Ghana - and we’re showing the game i...
22/06/2026

England are playing again in the World Cup tomorrow and this time they’re taking on Ghana - and we’re showing the game in our taproom!

Still a few tables left to join us so drop Andy and email to book in: [email protected]

See you tomorrow! 🍻

18/06/2026

Amazing scenes watching England in the football last night! We’re taking bookings for the next two England games so come on over and join us in the taproom. Dogs welcome too.

⚽️ Tuesday 23rd June - 9pm KO
⚽️ Saturday 27th June - 10pm KO

We’re taking bookings now via email: [email protected]

There’s only one goal you should be aiming for this World Cup… 🍺 join us for England vs Croatia at Distortion Taproom!Th...
16/06/2026

There’s only one goal you should be aiming for this World Cup… 🍺 join us for England vs Croatia at Distortion Taproom!

There are still a few tables left to watch the game with plenty of pints of Distortion flowing. Drop us an email to book your spot.

See you tomorrow!

Congratulations to this week’s winners of our Sunday night quiz: The Jobsters!Think you’ve got what it takes to win the ...
15/06/2026

Congratulations to this week’s winners of our Sunday night quiz: The Jobsters!

Think you’ve got what it takes to win the £30 bar tab at our interactive weekly quiz? Join us on Sunday at 5pm - drop us an email to book a table.

Are we dog friendly? You bet we are! Dogs are more than welcome at our taproom (beer for humans only though).
10/06/2026

Are we dog friendly? You bet we are! Dogs are more than welcome at our taproom (beer for humans only though).

Congratulations to tonight’s quiz winners: The Stumblers!Join us every Sunday for our weekly interactive pub quiz at 5pm...
07/06/2026

Congratulations to tonight’s quiz winners: The Stumblers!

Join us every Sunday for our weekly interactive pub quiz at 5pm in the taproom for the chance to win a £30 bar tab 🍻

It’s World Cup month! Football is coming home and we’re showing all England’s group stage matches in our Battersea tapro...
03/06/2026

It’s World Cup month! Football is coming home and we’re showing all England’s group stage matches in our Battersea taproom.

⚽️ Wednesday 17th June - 9pm KO
⚽️ Tuesday 23rd June - 9pm KO
⚽️ Saturday 27th June - 10pm KO

Want to join us to watch? We’re taking bookings now via email: [email protected]

A few snaps from our fifth birthday celebrations yesterday, thanks to much to everyone who came on down and celebrated w...
31/05/2026

A few snaps from our fifth birthday celebrations yesterday, thanks to much to everyone who came on down and celebrated with us for a mega day of Distortion beers, bbq, footie and DJs

Here’s to many more years of birthday celebrations at Distortion. Cheers 🍻

📸 Thank you for the photos!

Our fifth birthday celebrations have begun, and here’s the big reveal you’ve been waiting for… our second birthday beer ...
30/05/2026

Our fifth birthday celebrations have begun, and here’s the big reveal you’ve been waiting for… our second birthday beer is a limited edition one batch beer. It’s a 4.2% New Zealand Lager, with Nelson Sauvin and Motueka hops.

Available on tap today, come on down the taproom to give it a go and join the celebrations!

Address

647 Portslade Road
London
SW83DH

Opening Hours

Thursday 5pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 11pm
Saturday 1pm - 11pm
Sunday 2pm - 8pm

Telephone

+447557307452

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