31/10/2026
🖖 CAPTAIN’S LOG: NIGHT ONE COMPLETE.
The crew survived. The uniforms are already raising questions. Starfleet has asked us to stop tagging them.
Old Fashioned Week is officially underway, and thank you to everyone who joined us for Strait Trek’s maiden voyage. ❤️🥃
We’d like to reassure you that your cocktails are in the hands of highly trained professionals. Unfortunately, we’ve attached photographic evidence.
Two photos. Six crew members. Not a single person you’d trust to reverse a spaceship.
Back on the bridge tonight. Come for the Old Fashioneds. Stay because someone in a polyester tunic is explaining a joke from the menu.
Drink long and prosper. 🖖🥃
Woodford Reserve