17/09/2026
So there we have it… the full Bingate suspect line-up. 😂
Seven suspects.
One pair of hired handcuffs.
Nearly a week of “investigating.”
And the result?
Absolutely sod all.
Only a month ago, the original Bingate kicked off after we were accused of “playing at pubs.”
Well, it’s been a quiet week and the weather’s done us no favours, so apparently playing at pubs wasn’t enough.
We’ve had to branch out.
Playing at detectives.
Playing at CID.
Playing at forensics.
Playing at surveillance.
Playing at witness protection.
Playing at international law.
Playing on Facebook.
And somehow playing at running our own tiny criminal justice system from a pub in Yeadon. 😂
At this point we’ve got suspect files, dead phones, getaway taxis, a Strait of Hormuz and a sentencing policy involving wheelie bins.
All because Matt couldn’t keep hold of one pair of handcuffs.
And at 5pm tonight, things get interesting…
FIVE OF OUR PRIME SUSPECTS WILL BE UNDER THE SAME ROOF. 👀
Five suspects.
One pub.
One pair of missing handcuffs.
No lawyers.
No reliable memories.
And absolutely no reason for us to believe the truth will suddenly emerge. 😂
What could possibly go wrong?
And yes, ChatGPT has got a LOT to answer for.
A massive thank you to everyone who’s liked, commented and joined in — you’ve kept us entertained through a quiet week, and hopefully we’ve returned the favour.
There is, however, one slight problem…
THE HANDCUFFS HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW.
So, suspects:
WHO’S GOT THEM?
Because tomorrow this stops being Bingate…
and becomes “right, who’s paying for them?” 😂
And if you’ve watched all this unfold and thought, “Yep, I’d fit in with that lot”…
hand your CV in.
We’re still hiring.
“Playing at pubs” experience preferred.
Actual pub experience? Nice bonus. 😂