12/09/2026
📜🥔 A GRAND MAYORAL SUMMONS! 🥔📜
The self-appointed Lord Mayor of Kingsley is far too busy attending to important civic matters today… so he has left his remarkably lifelike body double outside The Red Bull Inn to deliver this message:
You are hereby summoned to attend the Grand Weighing of the Spuds tomorrow—Sunday 13th September at 3pm!
Bring along your magnificent crop, your disappointing handful, or whatever happens to have survived in the bag! 😂
There’ll be prizes, plenty of laughs and absolutely no favouritism from the Lord Mayor… unless, of course, someone buys him a vodka.
See you tomorrow at The Red Bull Inn! 🥔🍺👑