05/11/2026
🥶 GOOD MORNING FROM THE SWAN! 🦢
Well, hasn't someone turned the thermostat down overnight?! It's absolutely Baltic out there this morning, so we've done the sensible thing and got the pub all warmed up ready for you lovely people. Because let's face it, nobody enjoys turning into a human icicle! 😂
🔥 FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
Our kitchen is serving up piping hot meals from 12–3pm and again 5–9pm, guaranteed to warm your cockles and save you from having to stand in your own kitchen pretending you enjoy cooking!
🍽️ Bring a friend and take advantage of our 2 mains for just £15!
🥩 Or perhaps you're feeling a little more sophisticated? We've also got 2 steaks and a bottle of w**e for just £30! Because apparently eating steak and drinking w**e is much better than sitting at home eating beans on toast. Who knew?!
🧠 THURSDAY QUIZ NIGHT!
Quizmaster Matt is back tonight with his usual supply of brain-teasing questions, questionable jokes and enough brain food to make you realise just how little you actually know!
And yes... WE'RE FULLY BOOKED AGAIN! 👏
⚽ TONIGHT'S FOOTBALL
5:45pm – Crystal Palace & Bournemouth in Europa League action.
8:00pm – Sunderland & Brighton in Conference League action.
So whether you're here for the food, the drinks, the football or to prove that you're considerably more intelligent than your mates (good luck with that), we've got you covered.
Wrap up warm, drag yourselves out of the house and come and see us!
The heating's on, the food's hot and the drinks are cold. What more could you possibly want?! 😂
Have a cracking Thursday everyone! ❤️🦢