La Tortilla Asesina

31/10/2026

We’ve stepped up our coffee game!

We’ve been working with Highland Coffee Roasters to upgrade the coffee we serve at La Tortilla, and we now have our very own house blend.

Coffee is important to us. Whether it’s the first one of the morning, a café con leche after breakfast or an espresso to finish your tapas, we wanted to make sure the coffee in your cup was as good as the food on your table.

Come and give our new blend a try and let us know what you think ☕️

29/10/2026

If you’re up and about early, we’re still serving breakfast Monday-Friday from 8am.

Keep it Spanish with one of our breakfast favourites, or go for something a little lighter with a freshly baked pastry and a coffee.

Pop in and see us. No need to book!

27/10/2026

BIG NEWS!

Fancy a paella, but don’t want to brave the weather?

We’ve got you covered! You can now enjoy your La Tortilla favourites from the comfort of your own home, with Deliveroo and Just Eat bringing the food to you.

16/10/2026

Duncan will be heading along to Corrimony Farm during their pumpkin-picking sessions this weekend, serving up our delicious paella!

We love working with other local businesses and taking what we do outside of La Tortilla, so if you're heading along to pick your perfect pumpkin, make sure you come hungry! 🎃 🥘

11/10/2026

28/09/2026

Have you tried our new breakfast menu yet?

We're serving breakfast from 8am, with everything from our Spanish Hot Breakfast Plate to hot breakfast bocadillos, lighter bites, and freshly brewed coffee.

If you don’t have time to sit in, we also have takeaway options!

No need to book, just pop in!

25/09/2026

Join us tonight!

There’s still tickets left for tonight’s performance at Upstairs at La Tortilla!

We’re delighted to welcome Martin Stephenson, best known as the frontman of Martin Stephenson & the Daintees, has enjoyed a career spanning more than 30 years, blending folk, roots, blues and rock into his own distinctive sound.

Doors open at 7:30pm, with the music starting at 8pm.

🎟️ Tickets are £20 online, and you can make a night of it and have dinner for an additional £10 before the show from 5pm.

Tickets via WeGotTickets: https://bit.ly/4rcRTRK
Book your table: 01463709809

22/09/2026

Our next W**e Tasting Evening is this Thursday, 24th September at 6pm, and we'd love you to join us.

This month, our newest member Ken will be hosting, and we'll be tasting six different w**es, each paired with delicious Spanish pinchos. Whether you're already a w**e lover or just enjoy discovering something new, it's a lovely way to spend a Thursday evening at La Tortilla.

£25 per person | Thursday 24th September | 6pm

Spaces are limited, so if you'd like to come along, give us a call on 01463 709809 to book your place!

22/09/2026

We’re delighted to welcome Martin Stephenson on Friday 25th September for a special solo performance Upstairs at La Tortilla.

Martin, best known as the frontman of Martin Stephenson & the Daintees, has enjoyed a career spanning more than 30 years, blending folk, roots, blues and rock into his own distinctive sound.

Doors open at 7:30pm, with the music starting at 8pm.

🎟️ Tickets are £20 online, and you can make a night of it and have dinner for an additional £15 before the show from 5pm.

📍 Upstairs at La Tortilla Asesina, 99 Castle Street, Inverness.
Please ring the restaurant in advance to book a table if required, and give yourself plenty of time to eat comfortably before the show!

It’s set to be a great evening of live music, Spanish food and good company. Book your tickets and join us!

Tickets via WeGotTickets: https://bit.ly/4rcRTRK
Book your table: 01463709809

15/09/2026

Our Autumn Specials have arrived at La Tortilla!

We’ve got a few seasonal favourites on the menu, including our Halloween Sangria, made with Spanish brandy and Fireball cinnamon wh**ky liqueur mixed with mulled red w**e.

Try our Autumn Patatas Bravas topped with crispy carrot, or our Sobrasada Tortilla, with chorizo paste mixed into our Spanish-style potato omelette.

And for something sweet, we’ve given our churros an autumn twist with a thick hot chocolate, made with Terry’s Chocolate Orange.

But the one we’re really excited about? Our Crispy Chilli Chicken Paella for two! Fresh paella topped with chicken fillet pieces marinated in crispy chilli sauce. 🌶️🥘

Come and give the new specials a try, and let us know which ones your favourite!