Fuel Road House

Fuel Road House Fuel Road House sits at the heart of Holmbush Farm. A coffee house,
restaurant and bar, blending food, education, farm life and automotive culture.
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**Comedy night this Saturday 30th May 6:30pm - 10pm**We’re cranking up the laughs at Fuel Road House with a proper night...
27/05/2026

**Comedy night this Saturday 30th May 6:30pm - 10pm**

We’re cranking up the laughs at Fuel Road House with a proper night of stand-up comedy — headline acts, a top-tier compère, and a crowd-ready atmosphere.

Book here https://fienta.com/comedy-night-at-fuel-road-house-183803

This isn’t your average night out. Expect sharp writing, big laughs, and a proper good time from start to finish.
Even better, it’s all for a great cause — with a portion of profits supporting LEAF.eco and their work in farming education.

THE LINE-UP

Nathan Eagle
Nathan Eagle is an epically engaging storyteller who can take any crowd with him as he explores growing up working class, life as a care home nurse & even showing off his surprisingly gymnastic party trick! It's quite the show.

Mags McHugh
Mags McHugh is a powerhouse of comedy with a razor-sharp tongue and a heart full of humour. As a star of BBC’s Naked Lunch and recently championed by Ricky Gervais, she is one of the brightest new stars on the comedy scene. Hailing from Ireland and blazing her way across the UK and European comedy circuits, Mags is a no-nonsense, high-energy storyteller who lights up every room she enters.

Gavin Webster (The Headline Act)
Gavin is a warm and friendly Geordie, a confident, experienced stand-up comic with an interesting stage persona – a mixture of paranoid schizophrenic, confrontational and effortlessly funny.
Gavin’s set switches from friendly pub philosopher to ranting rabble-rouser with sharp one-liners, smug observations and sardonic ukelele songs. His set is loud and attention grabbing and he makes a good host with plenty of compering experience.
Famed and respected by his peers for his uncompromising and unusual approach and distinctly original routines, he now boasts a large cult following round the country and particularly on his native Tyneside where he sells out theatres with his one man ninety minute shows.

🎙️ HOSTED BY
Stephen Carlin
Our resident MC and one half of Comedy Republic Stephen Carlin will be our host this evening. The Scotsman will have the audience instantly hooked and mildly aroused with his Scottish charm and accent... especially when he pronounces the "h's" in words like "who, what, when, why" and....."whip!"
A critically acclaimed stand-up with a unique mix of philosophy, storytelling and dry wit. A Fringe regular with razor-sharp writing and big laughs.
"One of the most distinctive, and funniest, new comedians in Britain" - Chortle

Make a night of it — come down early, grab a table, and settle in for a proper laugh.

Previous customers have said: -
"The comedians were amazing! Easily surpassing acts I've seen at established comedy venues".
"An awesome night and we're looking forward to the next one!"
"well done, it was fantastic!"
🎟️ LIMITED SPACES
This is an intimate night with limited tickets, so once it’s gone — it’s gone.

*Over 18s Only

WHAT A MAY BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND 🔥Well, the weather clearly didn’t read the forecast… and we’re not complaining.The surpr...
07/05/2026

WHAT A MAY BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND 🔥

Well, the weather clearly didn’t read the forecast… and we’re not complaining.

The surprise sunshine brought out some seriously beautiful machinery, with cars and bikes rolling down to the farm all weekend to meet up, share passions, talk nonsense, compare notes, and generally enjoy the kind of bank holiday we all hoped for but didn’t quite trust would happen.

And the best bit? It wasn’t just about the machines. It was families, kids, grandparents, mates, owners, enthusiasts and first-time visitors all in the mix — eating, drinking, wandering around, pointing at cool stuff, and soaking up the atmosphere together.

A massive thank you to everyone who came down, parked up, grabbed food, had a drink, and helped create such a brilliant weekend.

Great people. Stunning machines. Brilliant community.

We are open this bank holiday Monday, for those looking to fuel up on some tasty treats. 😀Our opening hours this weekend...
01/05/2026

We are open this bank holiday Monday, for those looking to fuel up on some tasty treats. 😀

Our opening hours this weekend at Fuel Road House are:

Saturday: 9am - 6pm
Sunday: 9am - 5pm
Monday: 9am - 4pm

What an incredible first Comedy Night here at Fuel Road House last Saturday. Thanks to  for bringing us the amazing acts...
21/04/2026

What an incredible first Comedy Night here at Fuel Road House last Saturday.

Thanks to for bringing us the amazing acts, who were all brilliant:
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Save the Date (30th May 2026) for our next comedy night.
Acts and booking details TBC

Special thanks to all those who bought tickets, hope you all had a great night.

A proportion of all tickets sales will be donated to Leaf.eco to support eduction in farming. 😀

Great turnout for  Cars & Coffee at Fuel Road House today 🙌Brilliant to see so many people coming together through a sha...
12/04/2026

Great turnout for Cars & Coffee at Fuel Road House today 🙌

Brilliant to see so many people coming together through a shared love of cars, great coffee, and proper food. Events like this are what it’s all about—building community while raising awareness for mental health within the automotive world and beyond.

A few highlights from this week’s Lambing Live at Holmbush Farm — a chance to get up close, feed, and hold newly born la...
06/04/2026

A few highlights from this week’s Lambing Live at Holmbush Farm — a chance to get up close, feed, and hold newly born lambs.

Join us over the next two weeks, Wednesday–Sunday at 11am.
Tickets available via https://fienta.com/s/lambing-live

We are open today, bank holiday Monday, from 9am - 4pm the idea place for a bank holiday pit stop.
06/04/2026

We are open today, bank holiday Monday, from 9am - 4pm the idea place for a bank holiday pit stop.

**Comedy Night**We’re hosting a proper night of stand-up comedy at Fuel Road House, featuring headline acts and a top-ti...
30/03/2026

**Comedy Night**

We’re hosting a proper night of stand-up comedy at Fuel Road House, featuring headline acts and a top-tier compère — all in aid of education in farming, with a proportion of profits going to LEAF.eco.

Brought to you by Comedy Republic, expect sharp writing, big laughs, and a night that’s anything but your average evening out.

Book Here
https://fienta.com/comedy-night-at-fuel-road-house

THE LINE-UP

Andrew O’Neill (Headline Act)
Bold, anarchic and brilliantly original. High-energy, alternative comedy at its best.
“Accessible, hilarious and wide-reaching — comedy with no peers” – Chortle

Arielle Souma
Fresh, playful and sharply observational with a modern edge.
“Punchy, blunt, simply hilarious” – Frankie Boyle

Stephen Carlin
Sharp, intelligent stand-up blending philosophy, storytelling and dry wit.
“One of the most distinctive and funniest comedians in Britain” – Chortle


HOSTED BY

Victoria Smith (MC)
Quick-witted, high-energy and effortlessly engaging.
“Has audiences laughing within seconds” – Honk Comedy


LIMITED SPACES
This is an intimate night with limited tickets, so once it’s gone — it’s gone.

Book Here
https://fienta.com/comedy-night-at-fuel-road-house

🔥 KITCHEN STAFF WANTED 🔥Fuel Road House is growing — and we want YOU in the kitchen.We’re building a strong team and loo...
28/03/2026

🔥 KITCHEN STAFF WANTED 🔥

Fuel Road House is growing — and we want YOU in the kitchen.

We’re building a strong team and looking for people with solid kitchen experience, used to working in a busy environment, who can step in and bring the energy.

Part-time & full-time roles available

What you’ll get:
• Competitive pay
• Staff meals & discounts
• Training & real career progression

What we need:
• Solid kitchen experience
• Comfortable in a fast-paced, busy kitchen
• Great attitude
• Strong attention to detail
• Able to perform under pressure
• Organised and reliable

If you take pride in every plate and can handle a busy service, we want to hear from you.

Important:
Weekend and evening availability is essential

Start:
Immediate

Pay:
Dependant on experience

📩 Send your CV + a short cover email to: [email protected]

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Address

Fuel Road House, Holmbush Farm, Crawley Road
Horsham
RH124SE

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 6pm
Saturday 9am - 6pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+441293851110

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