20/09/2026
Celtic are at home to Rangers today in their first meeting of the season. What? Last week? Nah, don’t remember that at all. Definitely didn’t happen. We’d have noticed. In fact, Celtic haven’t played any games in the last week. Nope. No idea what yr talking about. Yr clearly mental. 🥴
Aaaanyway, we’ve got it on the telly via the gracious blessings of our reptilian overlords over at Sky Sports, so if yr no’ at the game, come doon here and watch it through yr hauns with aw’ the rest of us. If yr are at the game, jump in after it. Nicky’s playing tunes, we’ve got loads of drink and it’s always a good time in here. Just varying levels of good time. Depends on a few factors.
Anyway, get yrself doon. We’d love to see ye.
Needless to say, our Super Duper Fitbaw Computers haven’t been operating at peak efficiency of late, but we’re giving them another chance to redeem themselves*. F**k it.
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“Can’t deny the game today is a concern. Celtic are less than bang average. Will they step up? Yes, but I see a tough 2-1 victory. A nervous day ahead…”
“ Hopefully Celtic can bounce back after two shocking results** but gonna be optimistic and go for 3-1 Celtic.”
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There ye go. 🤷🏻♂️
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*still just asking Auld Nick and Blair.
**no idea what he’s talking about here. 🤷🏻♂️
Celtic v Rangers is on the telly in McChuills today, Sunday September 20th from 12pm. Entry is free.