Greens Dumfries

14/09/2026

ONLY 7 LAST MINUTE TICKETS REMAINING 🎟!!!

The first lot of tickets sold out in hours!!!

GET THEM OR GO HOME 🖤

NEXT WEEK WE HAVE OUR DUMFRIES PRIDE PRE PARTY (RUPAULS DRAG RACE SPECIAL GUEST : SALLY TRADEMARK

We’re incredibly excited to that the event sold out within just 5 days of tickets being released! Following your amazing response and countless requests we released a small number of additional tickets and there are now just 10 TICKETS REMAINING!

If you haven’t secured your ticket yet this is your final chance to join us for what is set to be an unforgettable night celebrating Dumfries Pride!

It is genuinely such an honour to be able to help produce and be part of Dumfries Pride for a second year running. It’s an experience that is exciting, rewarding and honestly a little scary! 😂

But being able to create events like this bring people together and celebrate our incredible LGBTQ+ community makes every moment worth it.

We cannot wait to welcome you for another year of Dumfries Pride. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

14/09/2026

🧠 GUDU'S QUIZ TONIGHT! 🧠

7pm, for 730pm start! ⏳️
£2 per person Max team size 6 💰

14/09/2026

GREENS DART TEAM 🎯

Open nights,
📆14th September
📆📆 21st September
⏰8pm

Any experience is welcome ❤

12/09/2026

When the dog takes u to the pub! We ❤️ Doris

12/09/2026

■ Glass & Glazing (Dumfries) Ltd. ■

We want to give a massive shout out to the guys at Glass & Glazing for being brilliant 👏

This week we had an unfortunate event in the pub which caused us to have a smashed door window 😔

However, a quick call over to Glass & Glazing-

■ Out within 1.5 hours on an emergency call ⏳️
■ Made sure the door glass was secure and safe 👌
■ Measured for a replacement 📏
■ Replaced the smashed glass panel 🔨 🧰
■ Tided up and even cleaned the glass pane 🪣
■ Disposed off the old window 🪟 👌

All round fantastic service, would highly recommend for any glass services you may require. Great team!!!

THANK YOU!! ❤️ 😍

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Glass & Mirror Shop

11/09/2026

Apparently everyone is posting a photo of themselves from the 1980s…

Well, we r not a sheep here at Greens. 🐑 We like to be original and not follow the trends!

We refuse to blindly follow the crowd.

So, naturally, here’s our 1980s photo too. 😂

Because we may not be a sheep… but we r easily influenced. 🤣📸

09/09/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL 🚨

Reports are coming in that we have found the reason why ATC went down this week.... 👀✈️

Sources close to the control room have revealed that staff were actually far too busy conducting some very important research into the upcoming Greens AFC Fundraising Race night. 🐎💚

Apparently, checking the form guide, studying the runners and deciding who’s worth a few quid became an unexpected operational priority. 😂

📅 Friday 25th September 2026
🕖 7pm — first race 7:30pm
🎟️ Raffle on the night
📍 Greens, 57–59 St Michael’s St, Dumfries

✈️ We apologise for any delays caused while our highly trained personnel were deciding which horse was the best bet.

ATC may control the skies… but Greens AFC controls the race night. 🐎💚😂

08/09/2026

🎱 THE DOONHAMER POOL LEAGUE IS BACK! 🎱

It’s time to dust off the cues and get back around the tables as the Doonhamer Pool League returns! 🍻🎱

And what better way to kick things off than with Matchday 1?

🟢 Greens K 🆚 Worlds End B
🟢 Greens X 🆚 Greens Z

All Greens teams are at home and ready to get the new campaign underway! 💪

Good luck to all the teams taking part this season — let’s hope for plenty of big breaks, tight frames and a few sore heads along the way! 🍺🎱

COME ON GREENS! 💚💛

🎱💚💛

08/09/2026

🏆️The wait is over—the Champions League returns this week! 🏆️

Whether you're backing your team to go all the way or just here for the world-class football, we’ll be showing all the live action on the big screens.

🍻 Enjoy Quality Pints for Less - with value pricing on pints of Tennent's, John Smith's, Strongbow & Foster's.

Great quality, great value - every day!

Tag your matchday squad below and get down early for kick-off! 👇

07/09/2026

🌱 THE WEEK ACCORDING TO GREENS 🌱

The Chancellor tells us the economy is “turning a corner”.
Excellent news. Shame nobody told the bills.
Apparently growth is coming — it's just stuck in traffic somewhere behind the cost-of-living crisis.

Government spending must be controlled, we're told.
Tax rises? Maybe.
Cuts? Possibly.
The October Budget? Definitely.
Our wallets? Already lying face down on the floor.

Reform conference season continues — proving once again that British politics can turn a party conference into something resembling a reality TV reunion, only with fewer apologies and more microphones.

But there is one thing we can agree on…

🍻 EVERYTHING’S BETTER WHEN YOU COME TO GREENS FOR A DRINK! 🍻

Good drinks. Good company.
And definitely better than listening to politicians! 😉💚