Planet Caravan Cheltenham

Planet Caravan Cheltenham The neighbourhood bar you’ve been waiting for.16 craft beers, street food, cocktails, good vibes only
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Thanks for all the love you bunch of legends. You damn near broke our website. In fact. The sheer volume of orders got f...
03/06/2026

Thanks for all the love you bunch of legends. You damn near broke our website. In fact. The sheer volume of orders got flagged as probably money laundering. So that’s fun. Swipe for a short story about how that conversation went…Exact transcript has been modified to protect the identity of the AI bots…

Love you all. Open from 4pm tomorrow for cheap margs + the rest of the weekend for all the fun ###x

P.s I hate that how I do a 🫶🏻 means you can tell I’m an old millennial. Until they change the emoji I’ll continue to do it this way 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

The year was 2022. We had just picked up the keys to what would be the future Planet Caravan. I was running a giant c**t...
31/05/2026

The year was 2022. We had just picked up the keys to what would be the future Planet Caravan. I was running a giant c**t of a venue in Reading. Ben was running a smaller, but arguably even more c**ty one in Oxford. The crying/sad snap chat filter filled my days with joy. We had just been to see The Killers where Ben stood stony faced throughout and then declared at the end “yeh it was fine”…we had no idea what the next 4 years would bring.

4 years. FOUR. WHOLE. YEARS. Christ do we feel lucky to be able to say that. And we have you to thank. Each and every one of you who shows up each week. We wouldn’t be here still without you. We are endlessly grateful (except maybe Ben who would like to be retired by now if we’re honest…).

To say thank you. And I can’t say thank you enough to be honest. We’re giving you 40% off. For 48hrs.

The least we can do. No tricks. No gimmicks. Buy a gift voucher on the website NOW + we will give you 40% off. Buy a £25 voucher but only pay £15. Buy a £50 voucher but only pay £30. Buy a £100 voucher for £60. You get the idea. You can even buy £1000 worth of vouchers if you want I don’t care. Do what you want. Spend it how you want. Gift it. Spend it on yourself. You deserve it. Buy a £3.50 picante with it on Thursday + essentially get it for £2.10. Enjoy. We just ask you redeem the vouchers in one transaction because our till system is an idiot + it won’t be able to cope with the maths (neither can I tbf).

Gift vouchers on the website. Or on the link in our bio. I love you all. Here’s to another 4 years.

You better bring your ID again today guys. The big man is on the door (until nap time…which is 3pm…)Now open early on Sa...
30/05/2026

You better bring your ID again today guys. The big man is on the door (until nap time…which is 3pm…)

Now open early on Saturdays from 12pm til Midnight for the summer. Walk in space all day/night today or still space to book in for dinner just follow the link in bio or via our website ###x

22/05/2026

Betches love brunch….AND we love it more when you can get bottomless breakfast margs with it. Test run of bottomless brunch runs tomorrow. Happy bank holiday. It’ll probably be fu***ng carnage... f**k it…let’s go!!

Book a table + check out the menu on the website... £37.50 for a brunch dish + endless breakfast margaritas for 90mins. Mango picante anyone?!

**keggs

Hiya! 👋 Thought we should post to say HI THERE we’re still here…! Frankly the last month has been a bit of a s**t show/b...
20/05/2026

Hiya! 👋 Thought we should post to say HI THERE we’re still here…! Frankly the last month has been a bit of a s**t show/bin fire/drama filled cluster f**k…it all got a bit much. So socials had to take a back seat. Owning your own business is a lot. Something had to give.

BUT we’re out the other side now. Into the tail end of May (how did that happen) + onto summer opening times of Thursday to Saturday.

I feel like we owe you a bit of an explanation for the reduced opening times + I’ll be completely honest…we’re not in a position where we can open for shifts where we might break even anymore.

The cost of living is very very real. Hospitality is very very hard at the moment. The Wednesdays and Sundays are the first days that drop off a cliff when it’s sunny…or when it’s half term…or when there’s a jazz festival in town…or even just when people want to save a couple of quid by not going out because they’re out already the rest of the week.

So for the summer we’ve called time on Wednesdays and Sundays. I don’t want to have to cancel staffs hours at the last minute. I don’t want to spend 4hrs preparing food for it all to go in the bin. And frankly we can’t afford to have days that make a loss because otherwise we’re scrambling the rest of the week to make up for it.

So instead we’re going HARD on the days we’re open. We have more time to plan for more events. More energy to go full pelt when we are open. And more ideas than ever to execute.

This bank holiday it’s balls to the wall…

THURSDAY
Cheap margs all day tomorrow. Till sellout not just til 7pm. £5 margs. £3.50 picantes. £5 frozen marg of some kind…

FRIDAY
Some VERY special beers from pouring, a lil bank holiday hazy treat with exclusive pour of their collab with

SATURDAY
F**k it. Let’s do bottomless breakfast margs. Opening early at 12pm, all you can drink breakfast margs + a cheeky brunch dish. Making the menu look fancy as we speak but basically croissant buns…crab tacos…loaded breakfast buns…epic. Book a table online on the website NOW

SUNDAY
I know I literally just said we were closed on Sundays BUT it’s bank holiday so it doesn’t count. Open for drinks 1-9

Life has been a lot like this lately. Arse over tit behind the glass washer trying to disconnect the leaking waste pipe ...
07/05/2026

Life has been a lot like this lately. Arse over tit behind the glass washer trying to disconnect the leaking waste pipe which broke 17 minutes after an engineer fixed a different fault on it.

Far from glamorous + certainly leaving no time to take + edit lovely staged photos for social media. NEVER FEAR we’re still here. Slow cooked BBQ meat. Ice cold Lageritas. And always a banging draft beer range.

Heads up our summer opening times are in effect from next week so we’re now only open THURSDAY TO SATURDAY evenings.

A million reasons behind that decision…both personal and business wise but I’ll go in to more details once I’ve caught up with my life admin…for context my camera roll at the moment…

📸 2: New fridge that didn’t fit in the front door by 1mm so had to live on the drive for a week till they could collect it again

📸 3: Betty 💔 my precious truck. Still in the garage with an, as of yet, unknown wiring fault which they’re trying to get to the bottom of

📸 3: All our s**t
📸 4: All our s**t in a van

📸 5: Pic I sent to the contractor of the floorboards that need taking up in the new house because they’re so saturated with cat urine that the whole 1st floor is unusable because of the overwhelming smell of piss…excellent.

🥳 HAPPY BANK HOLIDAY 🥳 It’s raining. It’s supposed to thunder on Friday (WTF?!) so I guess that’s summer over then? Oh w...
28/04/2026

🥳 HAPPY BANK HOLIDAY 🥳
It’s raining. It’s supposed to thunder on Friday (WTF?!) so I guess that’s summer over then? Oh well it was nice while it lasted. Buckle up…all the info you need for this week coming right up…

WEDNESDAY 29TH
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4pm - 11pm
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Bottomless Beers + Birria Tacos for just £35. Eat all the tacos. Drink all the drinks. Simples. Bookings only so get booked in if you wanna start the bank holiday the right way

THURSDAY 30TH
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4pm-11pm
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£3.50 spicy margs, £5 classic margaritas + £5 lageritas from 4pm til sellout. No one’s going to work on Friday surely?! There’ll also be a special on, probably a delicious frozen slushy marg

FRIDAY 1ST
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4pm - Midnight
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Jazz Fest warm up. We will be playing some bangers, listening to our favourite acts who’ve been at Cheltenham Jazz Fest over the years, all while serving up slow cooked BBQ, pouring ice cold beers + shaking spicy spicy cocktails. A normal Friday night but probably extra rowdy. Still space to book in for dinner

SATURDAY 2ND
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3pm - Midnight
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Vinyl spinning all afternoon, the best of Bens Jazz collection I expect. Then continuing the party all night til late

SUNDAY 3RD
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1pm - 11pm
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Open late because it’s a god damn bank holiday so let’s get f**ked up on a Sunday?! It’s also the LAST chance to book in for The Sabbath Sunday roasts til after the summer. Overnight beef short rib + smoked pork belly with a side of garlic butter leeks anyone?! GO ON…!

🚨 CLOSED 🚨 4th-13th MAY 🚨
We’re off on our holidays. My god I need it. Heads up that when we reopen on Thursday 14th May we are moving to our summer opening times of Thursday to Saturday

☀️ SATURDAY 18th APRIL ☀️ IS A GOOD DAY ☀️ It’s  AND we’ve got some brand spanking super special beers pouring from our ...
18/04/2026

☀️ SATURDAY 18th APRIL ☀️ IS A GOOD DAY ☀️
It’s AND we’ve got some brand spanking super special beers pouring from our mates over

We will be spinning vinyl all afternoon, featuring some staff favourites. Bruno has chosen Sabbath (obvs), Ben’s Flipper album arrived this morning which he’s super stoked about. I’ve gone for Vi**ra Boys Cave World, just because I don’t have Viagr aboys on wax sadly. We’ve also got Courteeners, my mums number one (she’s a BIG fan of Liam Fray 😂), and my Dad lent us this Sade album which is as fu***ng epic as ever

We’ve also got exclusive first pour of collabs with the crème de la crème of Spanish breweries and which are all tasting INCREDIBLE

Open RIGHT NOW THIS SECOND until midnight tonight. Walk in space or book in on the website ######x

NEW MENU DAAAAAY! Great news for you. Stressful as s**t for me. Just remembered I haven’t posted on the grid in ages so ...
16/04/2026

NEW MENU DAAAAAY! Great news for you. Stressful as s**t for me. Just remembered I haven’t posted on the grid in ages so the algorithm will hate me so I took a pic of the Tajin crackling I’m currently making. Pretty, oozy gooey drippy pics to follow when I’ve actually caught up with life. So probably next week. Love you. Please don’t all order food at the same time k thanks bye ######

🍋 SOUR BEER FEST 2026 🍋 What a week so far!! I’ve only had to disconnect 3 fob detectors…strip the restrictor pipe out o...
04/04/2026

🍋 SOUR BEER FEST 2026 🍋
What a week so far!! I’ve only had to disconnect 3 fob detectors…strip the restrictor pipe out of 2 lines + successfully f**k our Lindr dispenser to get everything to pour BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. EVERYTHING IS POURING LIKE A DREAM. Finally…
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27 sour beers. Sour beer slushies. Ice cream beer. Chocolate chip cookie dough beer. The best sours I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting. Open from 3 til midnight today (Saturday) and 1-9pm Easter Sunday. Follow the link in our bio for the full tap list on our Untappd. Keg list below
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7. Make it fruity concord + blueberry 🫐 4.5%

8. World Egg mango, banana, lemon + sweet liquorice pulp sour 🍌🥭 🍋 5%

9. War of the Five Kings cheesecake, peanut butter + cream ale 🍮 5.5%

10. Pleroma red velvet crème brûlée sour 🍰 6%

11. Dumb Fruit 1 peach gummy ring, mango, mandarin + peach sour ale 🍑 6.6%

12. This Kihoskh needs and even even more more much much bigger bigger beer selection Concord grape, blueberry, cacao nibs, coconut + maple sour ale 🍇 7%

13. Wasteland imperial vault dweller ☣️ 8.4%

14. Dreamers destination chocolate chip cookie dough swirl sour 🍫 🍪 5%

Plus 19 cans + frozen Pink Lemonade Radler

Address

25 Bath Street
Cheltenham
GL501YA

Opening Hours

Wednesday 5pm - 10pm
Thursday 4pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 11:30pm
Saturday 1pm - 11:30pm
Sunday 1pm - 8pm

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