29/10/2026
🐟👠 SIN-DERELLA – THE ADULT PANTO THAT'S OFF THE SCALE! 👠🐟
🎭 This Christmas, the slipper fits… but the kingdom is FU**ED! 🤣
Holy mackerel! 🐟 Something seriously fishy is happening at The Bohemian, and we're not talking about your nan's seafood platter!
We are bringing back a good old- fashioned Big Camp Panto back to Intra! A nod to the good old days!
Get ready for a FIN-TASTIC, outrageously naughty, completely un-shellfish Christmas panto that's guaranteed to have you laughing your bass off! 🍑
Our poor Sin-Derella is having a whale of a time trying to find her Prince Charming, but she's caught between a rock and a hard plaice! 👠
Her ugly stepsisters are a right pair of old trouts, the Fairy Codmother is completely off her perch, and Prince Charming is desperate to find someone to tickle his tackle! 🎣🍆
Will Sin-Derella find her sole mate?
Will the Prince get his end away, or will he be left holding his po***ck?
Will anyone get their hands on a nice bit of tail?
Or will the whole thing turn into a complete load of carp? 💩
One thing's for shore… this show is going to be REELY, REELY NAUGHTY! 😈
Expect:
🐠 More innuendos than you can shake a fish finger at!
🦀 Characters so crabby they'll have you in stitches!
🐡 Jokes so filthy you'll need a good scrub with a loofah!
🦑 Plenty of slippery situations, fishy business and absolutely no chance of keeping a straight face!
And if you're easily offended… for cod's hake, stay at home! 😂
📅 9th, 16th & 23rd December
📍 The Bohemian – Chatham Intra
🎟️ TICKETS ON SALE NOW VIA EVENTBRITE!
❤️ Raising money for The North Kent Care Leavers – so don't be shellfish, come along and support a brilliant cause!
🔞 ADULTS ONLY – NO SMALL FRY ALLOWED!
Tickets are selling, so don't be koi! Get your skates on, gather your best chums and book before they're all snapped up!
🐟 SIN-DERELLA – YOU'LL COME FOR THE PANTO, BUT YOU MIGHT LEAVE SMELLING OF TROUBLE! 👠🍆
Oh yes you will! Oh no you haddock! 🤣