23/10/2026
🚨🌪️ STORM AUSTEN – DON’T PANIC, BRANDESBURTON! 🌪️🚨
With Storm Austen on its way, we’d like to reassure everyone that The Black Swan has taken extra security precautions! 🍺
We’ve assembled an elite team of highly trained local professionals to keep you all safe.
💪 Some have experience in extreme weather.
🍻 Some have experience in extreme drinking.
🤦♂️ And some struggle to get home in a light breeze!
Rest assured, our brave lads are ready to defend the pub against anything Mother Nature throws at us.
They might not be able to stop the wind, but they’re certainly capable of creating plenty of it! 💨😂
So forget boarding up your windows, get yourselves down to The Black Swan, where the b**r is cold, the welcome is warm and the security team is absolutely useless!
🍺 THE BLACK SWAN – KEEPING BRANDESBURTON SAFE(ISH)! 😂