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Sad to announce that we are permanently closed.

Cerrado permanentemente.

14/10/2026

Well, you know, I never wanna let you guys down, and even though I needed to close XXL for reasons, I’m not going to discuss here. But thanks to the guys at sin city who took on a Sunday night very kindly at my request, they have loved you all so much. They’re now opening Thursdays too!!!! men only.

You see, I do think about you guys, and I miss you, but it was something that needed to happen, unfortunately

Enjoy SinCity SunTerrace they are good people and I hear they are having great nights.

Bueno, ya sabes, nunca quiero decepcionaros, y aunque tuve que cerrar XXL por razones, no voy a discutirlo aquí. Pero gracias a los chicos que aceptaron una noche de domingo muy amablemente a mi petición, os han querido mucho. ¡Ahora también abren los jueves! Solo para hombres.

Verás, sí pienso en vosotros, y os echo de menos, pero fue algo que tenía que pasar, desafortunadamente.

Disfruta de SinCity SunTerrace, son buenas personas y he oído que están pasando noches estupendas.

01/10/2026

Bueno, mis queridos chicos: tras hablar con el equipo de Sin City, han tenido la amabilidad de dedicar una de sus noches exclusivamente a los hombres: la del domingo.
Quería hacer todo lo posible por vosotros y por la comunidad. Debo agradecer a Sin City que hayan cambiado una de sus noches para convertirla en una velada solo para hombres.

Los domingos serán exclusivos para hombres. Y este domingo, si puedo tras mi espectáculo, me pasaré a veros y a daros un fuerte abrazo. Siento que las cosas hayan llegado a este punto, pero me alegra saber que, gracias a la amabilidad de la gente de Sin City, todavía conservamos un pedacito de Xxl en Lanzarote por ahora.

También tengo muchas ganas de estar allí como cliente —y no como dueño—, disfrutar de todo con los ojos bien abiertos y relajarme; ser uno más de vosotros. Vamos a divertirnos y a apoyar a este gran equipo, especialmente por haber creado esta noche pensada exclusivamente para nosotros.

Con todo mi cariño, Paul.

01/10/2026

So my darling boys after a discussion with the guys at Sin City, they have very kindly dedicated one of their nights to a men only night and it’s Sunday night.
I wanted to do what I could for you guys and the community. And I have to thank Sin City for changing one of their nights to a men only night.

Sundays will be men only. And this Sunday if I can after my show, I will pop up and see you all and give you a big hug. I’m sorry this has come but I’m glad and with the kindness of the people at Sin City we still have for now a little bit of Xxl still in Lanzarote.

I’m also looking forward to being a customer rather than the owner with eyes on stalks and be able to relax. And be one of you guys. Let’s all have some fun and show these great guys some support. Especially for creating this night just for us guys

And remember Xxl wasn’t the building it was the people inside it. You are the ones who made it happen who made it cheeky who made it naughty who made it a friendly community so wherever it ends up whatever is called remember you are the ones that will make the next one just as fabulous if not more so.

Love always Paul

29/09/2026

PLEASE SHARE SHARE SHARE X

UPDATE SIN CITY HAVE KINDLY GIVEN THE BOYS A MEN ONLY NIGHT ON A SUNDAY CHECK THE ADDED PHOTOS BELOW. I SAID I WOULD TRY TO DO MY BEST FOR YOU AND IT’S THANKS FOR THESE GREAT PEOPLE THAT THEY HAVE DONE THIS. XXL WASN’T THE BUILDING IT WAS THE PEOPLE IN IT. YOU ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MADE XXL NOT THE VENUE.

❤️ A very difficult announcement about XXL ❤️

After a great deal of thought, and because of recent events surrounding XXL — including things happening within my business that I would never knowingly have allowed or accepted — I have made the incredibly difficult decision to close XXL permanently.

This genuinely breaks my heart.

I have put three years of my life, my time, my money and an enormous amount of effort into XXL. Of course I am sad to lose something I worked so hard to build, particularly because this decision has ultimately been brought about by the actions of others.

But, strangely, that isn’t the part that hurts me most.

The people I feel saddest for are you.

XXL became somewhere for gay men on this island to meet, have a drink, feel comfortable, be themselves and know that there was a place here specifically for them. With XXL closing, Lanzarote loses that space, and knowing that is far harder for me than simply losing a business.

Whatever has happened behind the scenes, none of that is the fault of the people who supported XXL, came through the doors, brought friends, laughed with us and helped keep the place going for the last three years.

For legal reasons, I cannot discuss the incidents that have led to this decision or go into further detail. The relevant matters, together with security footage and other information, are now with the Police, and that is where they need to remain.

I don’t want this post to become about accusations, rumours or anger.

I simply wanted to say thank you.

Thank you to everyone who supported XXL. Thank you to everyone who made it part of their holiday, their night out or their life here on the island. And most of all, I am genuinely sorry that a community which already has so few dedicated places to call its own is now losing one of them.

I wish things could have ended differently.

Take care of yourselves and each other. ❤️

Paul / XXL

24/09/2026

Just another reminder for you guys Xxl is not open this week and there is a good chance….

This might be the end of Xxl because I cannot be in two places at once and and currently Guapatini is where my heart is and what makes me most money.

it might look like xxl it’s taking lots of money. And it was when I was there. It was very popular friendly fun cheeky gay Bar, and The only one on the island taking a good amount of money. I unfortunately I took my eyes off the ball while I opened the other venue.

like I said before a ship needs a captain and I cannot be that for you and you deserve it….

soooooo if anybody wants to buy a very profitable (when you have total control) successful three years established business off my hands let me know please share this to anybody you think who might be interested. I would hate for there not to be a gay Bar on this island…. Honestly, it truly breaks my heart, but because of recent events…. And as you know several past ones. It needs to be someone who will be there all of the time because when you’re not it’s impossible to manage the crew. And just like the ship the crew also need a captain.

It would definitely suit one person or a couple who can be in charge there every night and selling the Business for an incredibly reasonable rate. I was offered a ridiculous amount of money from someone to turn it into a brothel basically and I turned it down because I thought of you guys first, it’s a hot property with a 6am / sala de fiesta licence.

but please know I did everything I could to keep the only gay Bar on Lanzarote Open for you even at my own cost, but like I said, the ship without a captain isn’t a trustwortship. That’s all I’m saying. But with the captain there every night you would see enormous change in the takings.

If interested, please email

[email protected]

Happy to give a tour and show previous years takings when I worked there!!!!

I love you all and thank you for your custom and your loyal patronage over the last three years.

Yours sincerely

Paul and thank you 🙏

14/09/2026

XXL – TEMPORARY CLOSURE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to close XXL for a short period of two weeks while I review the way the bar is currently operating and consider its future.

Over the past year, Guapatini’s has grown far beyond anything I imagined, and its success now demands much more of my time and attention. As a result, I no longer feel I can give XXL the time and care that you, as its customers, deserve.

A ship needs a captain and without a captain the crew will run the ship and the ship or flounder and you all deserve a captain.

XXL was my first business here and has been a big part of my life for years. I know how much it matters to have a dedicated gay venue on the island, and I don’t want that to disappear. For that reason, this isn’t a decision I’ve taken lightly

Rather than allow XXL to continue without the attention it deserves, I think it’s right to pause, reassess, and decide the best way forward.

A ship needs a captain and without a captain the crew will run the ship and the ship or flounder and you all deserve a captain.

Thank you to everyone who has supported XXL over the years. We’ll keep you updated.

Please do share this as much as you can, so everybody is aware. And forgive me if I don’t reply to comments below I need this time to process regroup and see what my next move will be.

Paul ❤️

29/08/2026

To the customer who left his wallets and important documents in a client’s car last night, the client has left all of the things you left in his car at the Puerto del Carmen police station, which is next door to the Biosphera shopping centre at the top of the old town.

02/07/2026

Due to unexpected staffing issues XXL will open at 11:00 tonight. but we will close an hour later we do apologize this was very unexpected
Sorry for the late notice and we apologize and to say sorry you can all have a free shot

Debido a problemas inesperados de personal, XXL abrirá a las 11:00 de esta noche, pero cerraremos una hora más tarde. Lamentamos mucho este inconveniente.

Disculpen el aviso tardío y les pedimos disculpas. Como muestra de disculpa, todos pueden tomar un trago gratis.

01/07/2026

Tonight is the night that everything has gone up by one euro. We've been open over 3 years and never had a price change even though everything has gone up for us over the last 3 years considerably so although it sounds steep overnight. Spread over 3 years it really isn't and these posters have been on the entrance and exit door for the last 2 weeks or more. We hate doing this but after 3 years I think you can appreciate why. Wages have gone up electric has gone up products have gone up, along with water and bins and community charge and staff contracts etc and in 3 years our prices haven't changed

We'd like to offer a huge thank you to all of our customers past and present for supporting us over the last 3 years and for all of our customers yet to come.

Thank you for your understanding and remember XXL loves you all.

Yours Paul and everybody at XXL 💋

24/04/2026

XXL IS OPEN TONIGHT
Apologies for last night and the later announcement it was not until I entered the building at 9:00 p.m. that I realized there was an electrical fault but it has been sorted today

XXL ABRE ESTA NOCHE. Disculpen lo de anoche y el anuncio tardío. No me di cuenta de que había un fallo eléctrico hasta que entré al local a las 9:00 p. m., pero ya está solucionado.

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