XXL Lanzarote Mens Bar

XXL – TEMPORARY CLOSURE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to close XXL for a short perio...
14/09/2026

XXL – TEMPORARY CLOSURE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

After a great deal of thought, I’ve decided to close XXL for a short period of two weeks while I review the way the bar is currently operating and consider its future.

Over the past year, Guapatini’s has grown far beyond anything I imagined, and its success now demands much more of my time and attention. As a result, I no longer feel I can give XXL the time and care that you, as its customers, deserve.

A ship needs a captain and without a captain the crew will run the ship and the ship or flounder and you all deserve a captain.

XXL was my first business here and has been a big part of my life for years. I know how much it matters to have a dedicated gay venue on the island, and I don’t want that to disappear. For that reason, this isn’t a decision I’ve taken lightly

Rather than allow XXL to continue without the attention it deserves, I think it’s right to pause, reassess, and decide the best way forward.

A ship needs a captain and without a captain the crew will run the ship and the ship or flounder and you all deserve a captain.

Thank you to everyone who has supported XXL over the years. We’ll keep you updated.

Please do share this as much as you can, so everybody is aware. And forgive me if I don’t reply to comments below I need this time to process regroup and see what my next move will be.

Paul ❤️

29/08/2026

To the customer who left his wallets and important documents in a client’s car last night, the client has left all of the things you left in his car at the Puerto del Carmen  police station, which is next door to the Biosphera shopping centre at the top of the old town.

02/07/2026

Due to unexpected staffing issues XXL will open at 11:00 tonight. but we will close an hour later we do apologize this was very unexpected
Sorry for the late notice and we apologize and to say sorry you can all have a free shot

Debido a problemas inesperados de personal, XXL abrirá a las 11:00 de esta noche, pero cerraremos una hora más tarde. Lamentamos mucho este inconveniente.

Disculpen el aviso tardío y les pedimos disculpas. Como muestra de disculpa, todos pueden tomar un trago gratis.

Tonight is the night that everything has gone up by one euro. We've been open over 3 years and never had a price change ...
01/07/2026

Tonight is the night that everything has gone up by one euro. We've been open over 3 years and never had a price change even though everything has gone up for us over the last 3 years considerably so although it sounds steep overnight. Spread over 3 years it really isn't and these posters have been on the entrance and exit door for the last 2 weeks or more. We hate doing this but after 3 years I think you can appreciate why. Wages have gone up electric has gone up products have gone up, along with water and bins and community charge and staff contracts etc and in 3 years our prices haven't changed

We'd like to offer a huge thank you to all of our customers past and present for supporting us over the last 3 years and for all of our customers yet to come.

Thank you for your understanding and remember XXL loves you all.

Yours Paul and everybody at XXL 💋

24/04/2026

XXL IS OPEN TONIGHT
Apologies for last night and the later announcement it was not until I entered the building at 9:00 p.m. that I realized there was an electrical fault but it has been sorted today

XXL ABRE ESTA NOCHE. Disculpen lo de anoche y el anuncio tardío. No me di cuenta de que había un fallo eléctrico hasta que entré al local a las 9:00 p. m., pero ya está solucionado.

23/04/2026

we are so very sorry due to an electrical fault with the emergency lighting tripping all the electrics we are unable to open tonight. Sorry for the late message only doubt out now trying to open
all should be good by tomorrow.

Lo sentimos muchísimo. Debido a un fallo eléctrico en la iluminación de emergencia que provocó un cortocircuito, no podemos abrir esta noche. Disculpen la demora en el aviso; ahora mismo estamos intentando abrir. Todo debería estar bien para mañana.

Dirección

CC Atlántico, 61 Y 62 Planta Alta. Avenida Las Playas, 35
Tías
35510

Horario de Apertura

Miércoles 22:00 - 03:00
Jueves 22:00 - 03:00
Viernes 22:00 - 04:00
Sábado 22:00 - 04:00
Domingo 22:00 - 03:00

Teléfono

+34711063728

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