Alex's Lounge

Alex's Lounge ALEX'S LOUNGE THE PLACE HIDE FROM THE NORMAL ANNOYING PEOPLE, GOOD MUSIC AND COMPANY. VARIOUS DJ'S WITH THE NUMBER ONE DJ CNEEZO.

24/11/2016

Saturday zobe zisiwa elounge nga phoswa. Sunday sobe sino DJ abasuka Ekayelitsha ne Bend yase Samora for Sunday chill
from 2 o'clock till 6 dololo

15/10/2016

Ziyawa namhlanje lounge bawukho phosiwe

30/06/2016

Hi malounge siya vula ngomso . Masithandaze apolisa asixolele.

Christmas night AmaLoungers awisa irufu
25/12/2015

Christmas night AmaLoungers awisa irufu

23/12/2015

Molweni MaLougers, don't Mis out on our free Christmas lunch. It wiil be held on the 25th Dec 2015 from 16:00. Our loyal supporters on the road n elsewhere in the country have a fabulous Christmas n happy new year. Be safe n hope to see u in 2016, i would like to thank u personally for the support u have give me n my staff for the current year. I salute you.

05/12/2015

Be warned tonight it's going a mother of a party. don't miss out.

The lounge dj's rocking the army base end year function.
05/12/2015

The lounge dj's rocking the army base end year function.

Sunday chill
29/11/2015

Sunday chill

29/11/2015
06/11/2015

A Xhosa engineer can't find a job so he
opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET
TREATMENT
FOR R50 - IF NOT CURED YOU GET
BACK R200
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn
R200 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Xhosa man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box
no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Urgh..this is paraffin"
Xhosa man: "Congrats, your sense of
taste is
restored. Give me R50"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a
few days
to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot
remember anything"
Xhosa man: "Nurse, bring medicine
from box
no.22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is paraffin. You
gave this
to me last time for restoring my taste"
Xhosa man: "Congrats. You got your
memory
back. Give me R50"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then
comes
back a week later determined to get
back R200.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very
weak"
Xhosa man: "Well, I don't have any
medicine for
that, so take this R200"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this
is R50, not
R200"
Xhosa man: "Congrats, your eyesight is
restored.
Give me R50"
You can't beat a Xhosa man !

Address

BHEKELA
Cape Town
ZA

Opening Hours

Saturday 16:00 - 02:00
Sunday 16:00 - 02:00

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